Woe from Wit - Griboyedov A.S. Woe from Wit How soon the night passed

Woe from Wit

Comedy in four acts in verse

Operating:
Pavel Afanasyevich Famusov, manager in a state-owned place
Sofia Pavlovna, his daughter.
Lizanka, maid.
Alexei Stepanovich Molchalin, Famusov's secretary, who lives in his house.
Alexander Andreevich Chatsky.
Colonel Skalozub, Sergei Sergeevich.
Natalya Dmitrievna, a young lady, Platon Mikhailovich, her husband, Gorichi.
Prince Tugoukhovsky and Princess, his wife, with six daughters.
Countess grandmother, Countess granddaughter, Khryumina.
Anton Antonovich Zagoretsky.
Old woman Khlestova, Famusov's sister-in-law.
G.N.
G.D.
Repetilov.
Parsley and several talking servants.
Many guests of all sorts and their lackeys at the departure.
Waiters Famusova.
Action in Moscow in Famusov's house

Act I

Phenomenon 1

The living room, there is a large clock in it, on the right is the door to Sophia's bedroom, from where you can hear the piano and flute, which then fall silent. Lizanka is sleeping in the middle of the room, hanging from her armchairs. (Morning, a little day breaks)
Lizanka (suddenly wakes up, gets up from her chair, looks around)
It's getting light!.. Ah! how soon the night passed!
Yesterday I asked to sleep - refusal,
"Waiting for a friend." - You need an eye and an eye,
Don't sleep until you roll off your chair.
Now I just took a nap
It's day!.. tell them...
(He knocks on Sofia.)
Lord
Hey! Sofia Pavlovna, trouble.
Your conversation went during the night;
Are you deaf? - Alexei Stepanych!
Madame! .. - And fear does not take them!
(Moves away from the door.)
Well, an uninvited guest,
Perhaps the father will come in!
I ask you to serve the young lady in love!
(Back to the door)
Let go. Morning. - What?
(Sofia's voice)
What time is it now?
Lizanka
Everything in the house went up.
Sofia (from her room)
What time is it now?
Lizanka
Seventh, eighth, ninth.
Sofia (from there)
Not true.
Lizanka (away from the door)
Oh! cupid[ 1 ] damned!
And they hear, do not want to understand
Well, what would they take away the shutters?
I will translate the clock, even though I know: there will be a race,
I'll make them play.
(Climbs onto a chair, moves the hand, the clock strikes and plays.)

Phenomenon 2

Liza and Famusov.
Lisa
Oh! master!
Famusov
Barin, yes.
(stops hour music)
After all, what a minx you are, girl.
I couldn't figure out what the problem was!
Now a flute is heard, then like a pianoforte;
Would it be too early for Sophia??
Lisa
No, sir, I ... just by chance ...
Famusov
Here's something by chance, notice you;
Yes, yes, on purpose.
(Cuddles up to her and flirts)
Ouch! potion[ 2 ], darling.
Lisa
You are a prankster, these faces suit you!
Famusov
Modest, but nothing else
Leprosy and the wind on my mind.
Lisa
Let go, windmills yourself,
Remember, old people...
Famusov
Nearly.
Lisa
Well, who will come, where are we with you?
Famusov
Who should come here?
Is Sophia asleep?
Lisa
Now asleep.
Famusov
Now! What about the night?
Lisa
I read all night.
Famusov
Vish, whims what have got!
Lisa
All in French, aloud, reading locked up.
Famusov
Tell me that it's not good for her eyes to spoil,
And in reading, the use is not great:
She has no sleep from French books,
And it hurts me to sleep from the Russians.
Lisa
What will rise, I will report
If you please go, wake me up, I'm afraid.
Famusov
Why wake up? You wind the clock yourself
You thunder the symphony for the whole quarter.
Lisa (as loud as possible)
Yes, completeness!
FAMUSOV (holds her mouth)
Have mercy on how you scream.
Are you crazy?
Lisa
I'm afraid it won't come out...
Famusov
What?
Lisa
It's time, sir, for you to know you're not a child;
In girls, the morning dream is so thin;
You creak the door a little, you whisper a little:
Everyone hears...
Famusov
You are all lying.
Sofia's voice
Hey Lisa!
Famusov (hurriedly)
Shh!
(Sneaks out of the room on tiptoe.)
Lisa (one)
Gone... Ah! away from the masters;
Prepare troubles for themselves at every hour,
Bypass us more than all sorrows
And the lord's anger, and the lord's love.

Phenomenon 3

Lisa, Sophia with a candle, followed by Molchalin.
Sofia
What, Lisa, attacked you?
You make noise...
Lisa
Of course, it's hard for you to leave?
Shutting yourself up to the light, and it seems that everything is not enough?
Sofia
Ah, it really is dawn!
(Extinguishes the candle.)
And light and sadness. How swift are the nights!
Lisa
Grieve, know that there is no urine from the side,
Your father came here, I died;
I twirled in front of him, I don’t remember that I was lying;
Well, what have you become? bow, sir, weigh.
Come on, the heart is not in the right place;
Look at the clock, look out the window:
The people have been pouring down the streets for a long time;
And in the house there is a knock, walking, sweeping and cleaning.
Sofia
Happy hours are not observed.
Lisa
Don't watch, your power;
And that in return for you, of course, I get there.
Sofia (Molchalin)
Go; we'll be bored all day long.
Lisa
God is with you, sir; away take your hand.
(Puts them apart, Molchalin runs into Famusov at the door.)

Phenomenon 4

Sofia, Lisa, Molchalin, Famusov.
Famusov
What an opportunity! [ 3 ] Molchalin, you, brother?
Molchalin
I'm with.
Famusov
Why is it here? and at this hour?
And Sophia! .. Hello, Sophia, what are you
Got up so early! a? for what concern?
And how did God bring you together at the wrong time?
Sofia
He has just now entered.
Molchalin
Now from a walk.
Famusov
Friend. Is it possible for walking
Away to choose a nook?
And you, madam, just jumped out of bed,
With a man! with the young! - An occupation for the girl!
All night reading fables,
And here are the fruits of these books!
And all the Kuznetsk bridge [4], and the eternal French,
From there, fashion to us, and authors, and muses:
Destroyers of pockets and hearts!
When the Creator delivers us
From their hats! bonnets! and studs! and pins!
And bookstores and biscuit shops! ..
Sofia
Excuse me, father, my head is spinning;
I can hardly catch my breath from fright [5];
You deigned to run in so quickly,
I got confused...
Famusov
Thank you humbly
I ran into them soon!
I interfered! I scared!
I, Sofya Pavlovna, am upset myself, the whole day
No rest, rushing around like crazy.
By position, by service, trouble,
That sticks, the other, everyone cares about me!
But did I expect new troubles? to be deceived...
Sofia
Whom, father?
Famusov
Here they will reproach me,
Which I always scold to no avail.
Don't cry, I'm talking
Didn't they care about yours
About education! from the cradle!
Mother died: I knew how to accept
Madame Rosier has a second mother.
He put the old woman-gold in supervision of you:
She was smart, had a quiet disposition, rare rules.
One thing does not serve her well:
For extra five hundred rubles a year
She allowed herself to be seduced by others.
Yes, there is no strength in Madame.
No other pattern needed
When in the eyes of an example of a father.
Look at me: I do not brag about my constitution;
However, cheerful and fresh, and lived to gray hair,
Free, widows, I am my master ...
Known for monastic behavior! ..
Lisa
I dare, sir...
Famusov
Be silent!
Terrible age! Don't know what to start!
All managed beyond their years.
And more than daughters, but good-natured people themselves.
We were given these languages!
We take vagabonds [ 6 ], both to the house and on tickets [ 7 ],
To teach our daughters everything, everything -
And dancing! and foam! and tenderness! and sigh!
As if we are preparing buffoons for their wives.[ 8 ]
What are you, a visitor? you're here, sir, why?
Rootless warmed and introduced into my family,
He gave the rank of assessor[9] and took him as a secretary;
Transferred to Moscow through my assistance;
And if it wasn't for me, you would smoke in Tver.
Sofia
I will not explain your anger in any way.
He lives in the house here, a great misfortune!
Went to a room, got into another.
Famusov
Got it or wanted to get it?
Why are you together? It can't be by accident.
Sofia
Here is the whole case, however:
How long ago you and Liza were here,
Your voice frightened me extremely,
And I rushed here with all my legs ...
Famusov
It will probably put all the turmoil on me.
At the wrong time, my voice made them anxious!
Sofia
In a vague dream, a trifle disturbs;
To tell you a dream: you will understand then.
Famusov
What's the story?
Sofia
tell you?
Famusov
Well, yes.
(Sits down.)
Sofia
Let me ... you see ... first
flowery meadow; and i was looking for
Grass
Some, I don't remember.
Suddenly a nice person, one of those we
We will see - as if we have known each other for a century,
Came here with me; and insinuating, and smart,
But timid... You know who was born in poverty...
Famusov
Oh! mother, do not finish the blow!
Who is poor, he is not a couple for you.
Sofia
Then everything was gone: meadows and skies. -
We are in a dark room. To complete the miracle
The floor opened up - and you are from there,
Pale as death, and hair on end!
Here with a thunder the doors were flung open
Some not people and not animals,
We were separated - and they tortured the one who sat with me.
He seems to be dearer to me than all treasures,
I want to go to him - you drag with you:
We are escorted by groans, roars, laughter, whistles of monsters!
He screams after! .. -
Awoke. - Someone says -
Your voice was; what do you think, so early?
I run here - and I find you both.
Famusov
Yes, a bad dream, as I see it.
Everything is there, if there is no deception:
And devils and love, and fears and flowers.
Well, my sir, and you?
Molchalin
I heard your voice.
Famusov
It's funny.
My voice was given to them, and how well
Everyone hears, and calls everyone before dawn!
He was in a hurry to my voice, why? - speak.
Molchalin
With papers.
Famusov
Yes! they were missing.
Pardon that it suddenly fell
Diligence in writing!
(Stands up.)
Well, Sonyushka, I will give you peace:
There are strange dreams, but in reality it is stranger;
You were looking for herbs
I came across a friend rather;
Get the nonsense out of your head;
Where there are miracles, there is little stock. -
Come on, lie down, sleep again.
(Molchalin)
We're going to sort out the papers.
Molchalin
I only carried them for the report,
What can not be used without certificates, without others,
There are contradictions, and much is not efficient.
Famusov
I'm afraid, sir, I'm deadly alone,
So that a multitude does not accumulate them;
Give free rein to you, it would have settled down;
And I have what's the matter, what's not the case,
My custom is this:
Signed, so off your shoulders.
(Leaves with MOLCHALIN, at the door lets him go first.)

Phenomenon 5

Sofia, Lisa.
Lisa
Well, the holiday is here! Well, here's some fun for you!
But no, now it’s no laughing matter;
It is dark in the eyes, and the soul froze;
Sin is not a problem, rumor is not good.
Sofia
What is my rumor? Who wants to judge
Yes, the father will force you to think:
Obese, restless, quick,
It's always been like this, but ever since...
You can judge...
Lisa
I judge, sir, not from stories;
He will ban you - good is still with me;
And then, God have mercy, just
Me, Molchalin and everyone out of the yard.
Sofia
Think how capricious happiness is!
It happens worse, get away with it;
When sad nothing comes to mind,
Forgotten by the music, and time passed so smoothly;
Fate seemed to take care of us;
No worry, no doubt...
And grief awaits around the corner.
Lisa
That's it, sir, you are my stupid judgment
Never complain:
But here's the trouble.
What is the best prophet for you?
I repeated: in love there will be no use in this
Not forever.
Like all Moscow ones, your father is like this:
He would like a son-in-law with stars, but with ranks,
And under the stars, not everyone is rich, between us;
Well, of course, besides
And money to live, so that he could give balls;
Here, for example, Colonel Skalozub:
And the golden bag, and marks the generals.
Sofia
Where is cute! and fun me fear
Hear about the front [ 10 ] and rows;
He didn’t utter a smart word,
I don't care what's behind him, what's in the water.
Lisa
Yes, sir, so to speak, eloquent, but painfully not cunning;
But be a military man, be a civilian [ 11 ],
Who is so sensitive, and cheerful, and sharp,
Like Alexander Andreevich Chatsky!
Not to embarrass you;
It's been a long time, don't turn back
And remember...
Sofia
What do you remember? He's nice
He knows how to laugh at everyone;
Chatting, joking, it's funny to me;
You can share laughter with everyone.
Lisa
But only? as if? - Shedding tears
I remember, poor he, how he parted with you. -
Why, sir, are you crying? live laughing...
And he answered: “No wonder, Liza, I’m crying:
Who knows what I will find when I return?
And how much, perhaps, I will lose!
The poor thing seemed to know that in three years ...
Sofia
Listen, don't take too many liberties.
I'm very windy, maybe I did,
And I know, and I'm sorry; but where did you change?
To whom? so that they could reproach with infidelity.
Yes, with Chatsky, however, we were brought up, grew up:
The habit of being together every day is inseparable
She connected us with childhood friendship; but then
He moved out, he seemed bored with us,
And rarely visited our house;
Then he pretended to be in love again,
Demanding and distressed!!.
Sharp, smart, eloquent,
Especially happy in friends
That's what he thought about himself...
The desire to wander attacked him,
Oh! if someone loves someone
Why go crazy and go so far?
Lisa
Where is it worn? in what areas?
He was treated, they say, on acidic waters [12],
Not from illness, tea, from boredom - more free.
Sofia
And, of course, happy where people are funnier.
Who I love is not like this:
Molchalin, ready to forget himself for others,
The enemy of insolence - always shyly, timidly
A whole night with whom you can spend like this!
We sit, and the yard has long turned white,
What do you think? what are you busy with?
Lisa
God knows
Ma'am, is it my business?
Sofia
He takes his hand, shakes his heart,
Breathe from the depths of your soul
Not a free word, and so the whole night passes,
Hand in hand, and the eye does not take my eyes off me. -
Laugh! is it possible! gave a reason
To you I to such laughter!
Lisa
Me, sir? .. your aunt has now come to mind,
How a young Frenchman ran away from her house.
Dove! wanted to bury
I failed my annoyance:
Forgot to dye my hair
And three days later she turned gray.
(Continues to laugh.)
Sofia (angrily)
That's how they talk about me later.
Lisa
Excuse me, right, how holy God is,
I wanted this stupid laugh
Helped to cheer you up a bit.

Phenomenon 6

Sophia, Lisa, a servant, followed by Chatsky.
Servant
To you Alexander Andreevich Chatsky.
(Exits.)

Phenomenon 7

Sofia, Lisa, Chatsky.
Chatsky
A little light on my feet! and I am at your feet.
(He kisses his hand passionately.)
Well, kiss the same, did not wait? speak!
Well, for the sake of it?[ 13 ] No? Look at my face.
Surprised? but only? here's the welcome!
As if a week had not passed;
Like yesterday together
We are tired of each other;
Not on the hair of love! how good!
And meanwhile, I don’t remember, without a soul,
I'm forty-five hours, my eyes do not screw up in a moment,
More than seven hundred miles swept - wind, storm;
And he was confused all over, and how many times he fell -
And here is the reward for the feats!
Sofia
Oh! Chatsky, I am very glad to see you.
Chatsky
Are you for? at a good hour.
However, sincerely who rejoices in such a way?
I think it's the last
Chilling people and horses,
I only amuse myself.
Lisa
Here, sir, if you were at the door,
By God, there are no five minutes,
How we remember you here.
Madam, tell yourself.
Sofia
Always, not just now. -
You cannot reproach me.
Who will flash, open the door,
Passage, by chance, from a stranger, from afar -
With a question I, at least be a sailor:
Didn't I meet you somewhere in the mail coach?
Chatsky
Let's assume it is.
Blessed is he who believes, he is warm in the world! -
Oh! My God! Am I here again
In Moscow! you! how can you know!
Where is the time? where is that innocent age,
When it used to be a long evening
You and I will appear, disappear here and there,
We play and make noise on chairs and tables.
And here is your father with madam, behind the picket [ 14 ];
We are in a dark corner, and it seems that in this!
Do you remember? shudder that the table creaks, the door ...
Sofia
Childhood!
Chatsky
Yes, and now
At seventeen you blossomed beautifully,
Incredible and you know it
And therefore modest, do not look at the light.
Are you in love? please give me an answer
Without thought, fullness to be embarrassed.
Sofia
Yes, at least someone is embarrassed
Quick questions and a curious look…
Chatsky
Pardon, not you, why be surprised?
What new will Moscow show me?
Yesterday there was a ball, and tomorrow there will be two.
He got married - he managed, but he gave a miss.
All the same sense [ 15 ], and the same verses in the albums.
Sofia
Persecution of Moscow. What does it mean to see the light!
Where is better?
Chatsky
Where we are not.
Well, what about your father? all English club
Old, faithful member to the grave?
Did your uncle jump back his eyelid?
And this one, like him, is he a Turk or a Greek?
That black man, on the legs of cranes,
I don't know what his name is
Wherever you go: right there,
In dining rooms and living rooms.
And three of the tabloid faces [ 16 ],
Who have been young for half a century?
They have a million relatives, and with the help of sisters
They will intermarry with all of Europe.
What about our sun? our treasure?
On the forehead is written: Theater and Masquerade [ 17 ];
The house is painted with greenery in the form of a grove [ 18 ],
He himself is fat, his artists are skinny.
At the ball, remember, we opened together
Behind the screens, in one of the more secret rooms,
A man was hidden and the nightingale clicked,
Singer winter summer weather.
And that consumptive, relative to you, enemy of books,
To the scientific committee[ 19 ] which settled
And with a cry demanded an oath,
So that no one knew and did not study literacy?
I am destined to see them again!
You will get tired of living with them, and in whom can you not find spots?
When you wander, you return home,
And the smoke of the Fatherland is sweet and pleasant to us!
Sofia
Here I would bring you to my aunt,
To count all the acquaintances.
Chatsky
And auntie? all girl, Minerva?[ 20 ]
All the maid of honor [ 21 ] Catherine the First?
Is the house full of pupils and moseks?
Oh! Let's move on to education.
What is now, just as of old,
Trouble recruiting teachers regiments,
More in number, cheaper price?
Not that they are far in science;
In Russia, under a great fine,
We are told to recognize each
Historian and geographer!
Our mentor [ 22 ], remember his cap, robe,
Finger [ 23 ] forefinger, all signs of learning
How our timid minds disturbed,
As we used to believe from an early age,
That there is no salvation for us without the Germans!
And Guillaume, the Frenchman, knocked out by the breeze?
Is he not married yet?
Sofia
On whom?
Chatsky
At least on some princess
Pulcheria Andreevna, for example?
Sofia
Dancemaster! is it possible!
Chatsky
Well, he is a cavalier.
We will be required to be with an estate and in rank,
And Guillaume! .. - What is the tone here now
At conventions, at big ones, on parish holidays?
There is still a mixture of languages:
French with Nizhny Novgorod?
Sofia
Mix of languages?
Chatsky
Yes, two, without this it is impossible.
Sofia
But it is tricky to tailor one of them, like yours.
Chatsky
At least not inflated.
Here's the news! - I use a minute,
Enlivened by a date with you,
And talkative; is there no time
That I'm dumber than Molchalin? Where is he, by the way?
Have you yet broken the silence of the press?
There were songs where brand new notebooks
He sees, sticks: please write off.
And yet, he will reach certain degrees,
After all, today they love the dumb.
Sofia
Not a man, a snake!
(Loudly and forcefully.)
I want to ask you:
Have you ever laughed? or in sadness?
Mistake? did you say good things about someone?
Though not now, but in childhood, maybe.
Chatsky
When everything is soft like that? both tender and immature?
Why so long ago? here's a good deed for you:
Calls just rattling
And day and night in the snowy desert,
I hasten to you, breaking my head.
And how do I find you? in some strict order!
I endure coldness for half an hour!
The face of the most holy pilgrimage! .. -
And yet I love you without memory.
(Momentary silence.)
Listen, are my words all the pegs?
And tend to someone's harm?
But if so: mind and heart are not in harmony.
I'm in weirdo to another miracle
Once I laugh, then I forget:
Tell me to go into the fire: I'll go to dinner.
Sofia
Yes, well - burn, if not?

Phenomenon 8

Sofia, Lisa, Chatsky, Famusov.
Famusov
Here's another one!
Sofia
Ah, father, sleep in hand.
(Exits.)
Famusov (after her in an undertone)
Damn dream.

Phenomenon 9

Famusov, Chatsky (looks at the door through which Sophia came out)
Famusov
Well, you threw out a thing!
Three years did not write two words!
And suddenly it burst like from the clouds.
(They embrace.)
Great, friend, great, brother, great.
Tell me, is your tea ready?
Collection of important news?
Sit down, tell me quickly.
(They sit down.)
Chatsky (absently)
How beautiful Sofya Pavlovna has become!
Famusov
You, young people, have no other business,
How to notice girlish beauty:
She said something in passing, and you,
I'm tea, I'm filled with hopes, I'm bewitched.
Chatsky
Oh! No; I'm a little spoiled for hope.
Famusov
"Dream in hand" - she deigned to whisper to me,
Here's what you thought...
Chatsky
I? - Not at all.
Famusov
What did she dream about? what?
Chatsky
I am not a dream reader.
Famusov
Don't trust her, everything is empty.
Chatsky
I believe my own eyes;
I haven’t met a century, I’ll give a subscription,
To be at least a little like her!
Famusov
He's all his own. Yes, tell me in detail
Where was? Roamed for so many years!
From where now?
Chatsky
Now I'm up to it!
Wanted to travel around the world
And did not go round a hundredth.
(Gets up hastily.)
Sorry; I was in a hurry to see you,
Didn't go home. Farewell! In one hour
I will appear, I will not forget the slightest detail;
You first, then you tell everywhere.
(In the door.)
How good!
(Exits.)

Event 10

Famusov (one)
Which of the two?
"Oh! father, sleep in hand!
And he says it out loud to me!
Well, guilty! What a hook I gave!
Molchalin daviche put me in doubt.
Now ... yes, half a mile from the fire:
That beggar, that dandy friend;
Notorious[24] wasted, tomboy,
What kind of commission[ 25 ], Creator,
To be an adult daughter's father!
(Exits.)

End of Act I

Act II

Phenomenon 1

Famusov, servant.
Famusov
Parsley, you are always with a new thing,
With a broken elbow. Get out the calendar;
Don't read like a sexton[ 26 ],
And with feeling, with sense, with arrangement.
Wait. - On a sheet, draw on a notebook,
Against next week:
To Praskovya Feodorovna's house
On Tuesday I am called for trout.
How wonderful is the light!
Philosophize - the mind will spin;
Then you take care, then lunch:
Eat for three hours, and in three days it will not be cooked!
Mark, on the same day... No, no.
On Thursday I was called to the funeral.
Oh, the human race! fell into oblivion
That everyone himself must climb there,
In that casket, where neither to stand nor sit.
But the memory itself intends to leave someone
A commendable life, here is an example:
The deceased was a respectable chamberlain,
With the key, and he knew how to deliver the key to his son;
Rich, and was married to a rich woman;
Married children, grandchildren;
Died; everyone remembers him sadly.
Kuzma Petrovich! Peace be upon him! -
What aces live and die in Moscow! -
Write: on Thursday, one to one,
Maybe Friday, maybe Saturday
I have to baptize at the widow's, at the doctor's.
She did not give birth, but by calculation
In my opinion: should give birth ...

Phenomenon 2

Famusov, servant, Chatsky.
Famusov
A! Alexander Andreich, please
Sit down.
Chatsky
You're busy?
Famusov (servant)
Go.
(Servant leaves.)
Yes, we bring different things into the book as a keepsake,
It will be forgotten, look at that.
Chatsky
You have become something not cheerful;
Tell me why? Is my arrival at the wrong time?
Sofya Pavlovna what
Did sadness happen? ..
There is vanity in your face, in your movements.
Famusov
Oh! Father, I found a riddle:
I'm not cheerful! .. In my years
You can't squat on me!
Chatsky
Nobody invites you;
I just asked two words
About Sofya Pavlovna: perhaps she is unwell?
Famusov
Ugh, God forgive me! five thousand times
Says the same thing!
That Sofya Pavlovna in the world is not more beautiful,
That Sofya Pavlovna is sick.
Tell me, did you like her?
Sprayed the light; don't you want to get married?
Chatsky
What do you need?
Famusov
It wouldn't hurt to ask me
After all, I am somewhat akin to her;
At least from the beginning[ 27 ]
They didn't call him father for nothing.
Chatsky
Let me get married, what would you tell me?
Famusov
I would say, firstly: do not be blissful,
Name, brother, do not manage by mistake,
And, most importantly, go and serve.
Chatsky
I would be glad to serve, it is sickening to serve.
Famusov
That's it, you are all proud!
Would you ask how the fathers did?
Would learn from the elders looking:
We, for example, or the dead uncle,
Maxim Petrovich: he is not on silver,
I ate on gold; one hundred people at your service;
All in orders; I drove forever in a train [ 28 ];
A century at the court, but at what court!
Then not what it is now
Under the Empress, he served Catherine.
And in those days, everything is important! forty pounds ...
Bow - dumb [ 29 ] do not nod.
The nobleman in the case [ 30 ] - even more so,
Not like the other, and drank and ate differently.
And uncle! what is your prince? what is Count?
Serious look, haughty disposition.
When do you need to serve?
And he leaned over:
At the court[31] he happened to crowd around;
He fell, so much so that he almost hit the back of his head;
The old man groaned, voice hoarse;
He was granted the highest smile;
Were you to laugh; how is he?
He got up, recovered, wanted to bow,
Suddenly a row fell [ 32 ] - on purpose,
And the laughter is louder, it is the same for the third time.
BUT? how do you think? in our opinion - smart.
He fell painfully, got up great.
On the other hand, it used to be that in whist[33] who was more often invited?
Who hears a friendly word at court?
Maxim Petrovich! Who knew respect before everyone?
Maxim Petrovich! Joke!
Who gives ranks and gives pensions?
Maxim Petrovich. Yes! You, the current ones, are a nootka!
Chatsky
And sure enough, the world began to go stupid,
You can say with a sigh;
How to compare and see
The current century and the past century:
Fresh legend, but hard to believe,
As he was famous for, whose neck bent more often;
As not in the war, but in the world they took it with their foreheads,
Knocked on the floor without regret!
Who needs: those arrogance, they lie in the dust,
And for those who are higher, flattery, like lace, was woven.
Direct was the age of humility and fear,
All under the guise of zeal for the king.
I'm not talking about your uncle, I'm talking about yours;
We will not disturb him with dust:
But meanwhile, whom the hunt will take,
Though in the most ardent servility,
Now to make people laugh
Is it brave to sacrifice the back of your head?
A peer, and an old man
Another, looking at that jump,
And crumbling in shabby skin
Tea said: “Ax! if only for me too!”
Although there are hunters to scoff everywhere,
Yes, now laughter frightens and keeps shame in check;
It is not for nothing that sovereigns favor them sparingly.
Famusov
Oh! My God! he's carbonari![ 34 ]
Chatsky
No, today the world is not like that.
Famusov
A dangerous person!
Chatsky
Everyone breathes freely
And not in a hurry to fit into the regiment of jesters.
Famusov
What does he say! and speaks as he writes!
Chatsky
Have patrons yawn at the ceiling,
Appear to be silent, to shuffle, to dine,
Substitute a chair, raise a handkerchief.
Famusov
He wants to preach!
Chatsky
Who travels, who lives in the village ...
Famusov
Yes, he does not recognize the authorities!
Chatsky
Who serves the cause, not the individuals ...
Famusov
I would strictly forbid these gentlemen
Drive up to the capitals for a shot.
Chatsky
I will finally give you rest...
Famusov
Patience, no urine, annoying.
Chatsky
I scolded your age mercilessly,
I give you power:
Drop the part
Though our times to boot;
So be it, I won't cry.
Famusov
And I don't want to know you, I can't stand depravity.
Chatsky
I've done it.
Famusov
Okay, I shut my ears.
Chatsky
For what? I won't insult them.
Famusov (patter)
Here they scour the world, they beat the buckets,
They come back, wait for order from them.
Chatsky
I stopped...
Famusov
Perhaps have mercy.
Chatsky
It's not my desire to prolong arguments.
Famusov
Let your soul go to repentance!

Phenomenon 3

Servant (in)
Colonel Skalozub.
Famusov (does not see or hear anything)
You'll be kicked
On trial, they will give you how to drink.
Chatsky
Someone came to your house.
Famusov
I don't listen, sue!
Chatsky
To you the person with the report.
Famusov
I don't listen, sue! on trial!
Chatsky
Yes, turn around, your name is.
Famusov (turns around)
BUT? riot? Well, I'm waiting for Sodom [ 35 ].
Servant
Colonel Skalozub. Would you like to accept?
Famusov (gets up)
Donkeys! a hundred times you repeat?
Accept him, call, ask, say that he is at home,
Which is very happy. Come on, hurry up.
(Servant leaves.)
Please, sir, beware with him:
Famous person, respectable,
And he picked up the darkness of distinction;
Out of years and an enviable rank,
Not today, tomorrow General.
It’s a pity, a hundred, behave modestly with him ...
Eh! Alexander Andreevich, it's bad, brother!
He often complains to me;
I'm happy for everyone, you know,
In Moscow, they will add forever three times:
It's like marrying Sonyushka. Empty!
He, perhaps, would be glad in his soul,
Yes, I don’t see the need myself, I’m big
Daughter to issue neither tomorrow nor today;
After all, Sophia is young. And yet, the power of the Lord.
It’s a pity, a hundred with him, don’t argue at random
And drop these crazy ideas.
However, there is none! whatever reason...
BUT! know me went to the other half.
(Quickly leaves.)

Phenomenon 4

Chatsky
How fussy! what a rush?
And Sophia? - Is there really a groom here?
Since then I've been shy like a stranger!
How could she not be here!
Who is this Skalozub? their father is very delirious,
Or maybe not just a father ...
Oh! he say love is the end,
Who will leave for three years.

Phenomenon 5

Chatsky, Famusov, Skalozub.
Famusov
Sergey Sergeyevich, come here to us, sir.
I humbly ask, it's warmer here;
You are cold, we will warm you;
We'll open the vent as soon as possible.
Puffer (thick bass)
Why climb, for example,
Himself! .. I am ashamed, as an honest officer.
Famusov
Is it really for my friends not to make a single step for me,
Sergey Sergeyevich dear! Put down your hat, take off your sword;
Here's a sofa for you, stretch out to rest.
Puffer
Wherever you order, just to sit down.
(All three sit down. Chatsky at a distance.)
Famusov
Oh! father, say, so as not to forget:
Let us consider ourselves
Though distant, - do not share the inheritance;
You did not know, and I even more so, -
Thanks your cousin taught, -
How do you get Nastasya Nikolaevna?
Puffer
I don't know, sir, I'm to blame;
We did not serve together.
Famusov
Sergey Sergeyevich, is that you!
Not! I am in front of relatives, where I will meet, crawling;
I will look for her at the bottom of the sea.
With me, employees of strangers are very rare;
More and more sisters, sister-in-law children;
One Molchalin is not mine,
And then that business.
How will you begin to introduce to the baptism whether, to the town,
Well, how not to please your dear little man! ..
However, your brother is a friend to me and said,
What benefits did you receive in the service.
Puffer
In the thirteenth year, we were different with my brother
In the thirtieth Jaeger [ 36 ], and after in the forty-fifth.
Famusov
Yes, happiness, who has such a son!
Does he have, it seems, an order in his buttonhole?
Puffer
For the third of August; we sat down in a trench:
He was given with a bow, around my neck[37].
Famusov
A kind person, and look - so grab.
A wonderful man is your cousin.
Puffer
But I firmly picked up some new rules.
Chin followed him; he suddenly left the service,
In the village he began to read books.
Famusov
Here is youth! .. - read! .. and then grab it! ..
You have done well:
For a long time colonels, and serve recently.
Puffer
I am quite happy in my comrades,
Vacancies[ 38 ] are just open;
Then the elders will be turned off by others,
Others, you see, are killed.
Famusov
Yes, than whom the Lord will look for, exalt!
Puffer
Sometimes my luck is happier.
We are in the fifteenth division, not far away,
About our brigadier general.
Famusov
Excuse me, what are you missing?
Puffer
I'm not complaining, we didn't go around
However, the regiment was driven for two years.
Famusov
Is it in pursuit of the regiment?[ 39 ]
But, of course, in something else
Follow you far.
Puffer
No, sir, there are older than me in the corps,
I have been serving since eight hundred and nine;
Yes, in order to get ranks, there are many channels;
About them as a true philosopher I judge:
I just want to be a general.
Famusov
And gloriously judge, God bless you
And the rank of general; and there
Why delay further
Are you talking about the general?
Puffer
Marry? I don't mind at all.
Famusov
Well? who has a sister, niece, daughter;
In Moscow, after all, there are no translation brides;
What? breed from year to year;
Ah, father, admit that you barely
Where is the capital found, like Moscow.
Puffer
Distances[ 40 ] are huge.
Famusov
Taste, father, excellent manner;
For all their laws there are:
Here, for example, we have been doing from time immemorial,
What is the honor of the father and son:
Be bad, yes if you get it
Souls of a thousand two tribal, -
That and the groom.
The other, at least be quicker, puffed up with all swagger,
Let yourself be a wise man
They won't be included in the family. Don't look at us.
After all, only here they value the nobility.
Is this one? take you bread and salt[ 41 ]:
Who wants to welcome us, if you please;
The door is open to the invited and the uninvited,
Especially from foreign ones;
Whether an honest person or not
It’s equal for us, dinner is ready for everyone.
Take you from head to toe
All Moscow ones have a special imprint.
Take a look at our youth
For young men - sons and grandchildren.
We chew them, and if you make out, -
At fifteen, teachers will be taught!
What about our old people? - How will enthusiasm take them,
They will judge about deeds, that the word is a sentence, -
After all, pillars [ 42 ] are all, they don’t blow anyone’s mustache;
And sometimes they talk about the government like that,
What if someone overheard them ... trouble!
Not that novelties were introduced - never,
Save us God! No. And they will find fault
To this, to this, and more often to nothing,
They will argue, make some noise, and ... disperse.
Direct chancellors [ 43 ] retired - according to the mind!
I'll tell you, you know, the time is not ripe,
But that without them the matter will not do. -
And the ladies? - put someone in, try, master;
Judges of everything, everywhere, there are no judges over them;
Behind the cards when they rise in a general riot,
God grant patience - after all, I myself was married.
Command before the front!
Be present, send them to the Senate[ 44 ]!
Irina Vlasevna! Lukerya Alexevna!
Tatyana Yuryevna! Pulcheria Andreevna!
And whoever has seen daughters, hang your head ...
His Majesty the King was Prussian here,
He did not marvel at the Moscow girls,
Their good manners, not their faces;
And for sure, is it possible to be more educated!
They know how to dress themselves up
Taftza, marigold and haze, [ 45 ]
They won’t say a word in simplicity, everyone with an antics;
French romances are sung to you
And the top ones bring out the notes,
They cling to military people.
Because they are patriots.
I will say emphatically: hardly
Another capital is found, like Moscow.
Puffer
By my judgement,
The fire contributed much to her adornment[46].
Famusov
Do not remember us, you never know how to cry!
Since then, roads, sidewalks,
Home and everything in a new way.
Chatsky
Houses are new, but prejudices are old.
Rejoice, they will not exterminate
Neither their years, nor fashion, nor fires.
Famusov (to Chatsky)
Hey, tie a knot for memory;
I asked to be silent, not a great service.
(To Puffer)
Allow me, father. Here, sir, Chatsky, my friend,
Andrey Ilyich's late son:
Does not serve, that is, he does not find any benefit in that,
But if you want, it would be businesslike.
It's a pity, it's a pity, he's small with a head,
And he writes and translates well.
It is impossible not to regret that with such a mind ...
Chatsky
Can't you feel sorry for someone else?
And your praises annoy me.
Famusov
I'm not the only one, everyone also condemns.
Chatsky
And who are the judges? - For the antiquity of years
To a free life their enmity is irreconcilable,
Judgments draw from forgotten newspapers
The times of the Ochakovskys and the conquest of the Crimea;
Always ready to churn
They all sing the same song
Without noticing about yourself:
What is older is worse.
Where, show us, fathers of the fatherland, [ 47 ]
Which should we take as samples?
Are not these rich in robbery?
They found protection from court in friends, in kinship,
Magnificent building chambers,
Where they overflow in feasts and extravagance,
And where foreign clients won't resurrect[ 48 ]
The meanest traits of the past life.
Yes, and who in Moscow did not clamp their mouths
Lunches, dinners and dances?
Isn't it the one you are to whom I am still from the cradle,
For some incomprehensible intentions,
Did they take the children to pay respects?
That Nestor[49] noble scoundrels,
Crowd surrounded by servants;
Zealous, they are in the hours of wine and fight
And honor and life saved him more than once: suddenly
He traded three greyhounds for them!!!
Or the one over there, which is for pranks
He drove to the fortress ballet on many wagons
From mothers, fathers of rejected children?!
He himself is immersed in mind in Zephyrs and Cupids,
Made all of Moscow marvel at their beauty!
But the debtors [ 50 ] did not agree to the postponement:
Cupids and Zephyrs all
Sold out individually!!!
Here are those who lived to gray hair!
That's who we should respect in the wilderness!
Here are our strict connoisseurs and judges!
Now let one of us
Of the young people, there is an enemy of quests,
Not demanding either places or promotions,
In the sciences, he will stick the mind, hungry for knowledge;
Or in his soul God himself will excite the heat
To creative arts, lofty and beautiful, -
They immediately: robbery! fire!
And they will be known as a dreamer! dangerous!! -
Uniform! one uniform! he is in their former life
Once sheltered, embroidered and beautiful,
Their weak-heartedness, reason poverty;
And we follow them on a happy journey!
And in wives, daughters - the same passion for the uniform!
Have I renounced tenderness to him for a long time?!
Now I can’t fall into this childishness;
But then who would not be attracted to everyone?
When from the guard, others from the court
They came here for a while, -
Women shouted: hurrah!
And they threw caps into the air!
Famusov (to himself)
He will get me into trouble.
(Loudly)
Sergei Sergeyevich, I'll go
And I'll be waiting for you in the office.
(Exits.)

Phenomenon 6

Skalozub, Chatsky.
Puffer
I like it with this estimate
Artfully as you touched
Moscow Prejudices
To favorites, to the guards, to the guards, to the guards;[51]
Their gold, sewing marvel, as if the sun!
And when did they fall behind in the first army? in what?
Everything is so fitted, and the waists are all so narrow,
And we will send you officers
What they even say, others, in French.

Phenomenon 7

Skalozub, Chatsky, Sofia, Liza.
Sofia (runs to the window)
Oh! My God! fell, killed!
(Loses feelings.)
Chatsky
Who?
Who is it?
Puffer
Who is in trouble?
Chatsky
She is dead with fear!
Puffer
Yes who? from where?
Chatsky
Hit on what?
Puffer
Hasn't our old man made a mistake?
Lisa (busy about the young lady)
To whom it is appointed, sir, do not escape fate:
Molchalin sat on a horse, his foot in the stirrup,
And the horse on its hind legs
He is on the ground and right in the crown.
Puffer
He tightened the reins, well, a miserable rider.
Look at how he cracked - in the chest or in the side?
(Exits.)

Phenomenon 8

The same, without Skalozub.
Chatsky
Help her with what? Tell me soon.
Lisa
There is water in the room.
(Chatsky runs and brings it. All the following - in an undertone - before Sophia wakes up.)
Pour a glass.
Chatsky
Already poured.
Loosen the lace
Rub her whiskey with vinegar,
Spray with water. - Look:
Breathing became freer.
Blow what?
Lisa
Here's a fan.
Chatsky
Look out the window
Molchalin has been on his feet for a long time!
The trifle worries her.
Lisa
Yes, sir, the young lady is unhappy in temper:
Can't look from the side
How people fall headlong.
Chatsky
Spray with more water.
Like this. More. More.
Sofia (with a deep sigh)
Who is here with me?
I'm just like in a dream.
(hurriedly and loudly.)
Where is he? What about him? Tell me.
Chatsky
Let him break his neck
You almost got tired.
Sofia
Deadly by their coldness!
To look at you, to listen to you there are no forces.
Chatsky
Would you like me to suffer for him?
Sofia
Run there, be there, help him try.
Chatsky
To be left alone without help?
Sofia
What are you to me?
Yes, it's true: not your troubles - fun for you,
Kill your own father - it doesn't matter.
(Lise)
Let's go there, let's run.
Liza (takes her aside)
Come to your senses! where are you going?
He is alive and well, look out the window here.
(Sofia leans out the window.)
Chatsky
Confusion! fainting! haste! anger! fright!
So you can only feel
When you lose your only friend.
Sofia
They're coming here. He cannot raise his hands.
Chatsky
I wish I could kill him...
Lisa
For company?
Sofia
No, stay as you please.

Phenomenon 9

Sophia, Lisa, Chatsky, Skalozub, Molchalin (with a bandaged hand).
Puffer
Risen and unharmed, hand
slightly bruised,
And yet, all false alarm.
Molchalin
I scared you, forgive me for God's sake.
Puffer
Well I didn't know what would come of it
Irritation for you. [ 52 ] They ran in headlong. -
We flinched! - You fainted
So what? - all fear from nothing.
Sofia (not looking at anyone)
Oh! I see very much: from the empty,
And I'm still trembling all over.
Chatsky (to himself)
Not a word with Molchalin!
Sofia
However, I will say about myself
What is not cowardly. It happens,
The carriage will fall down - they will raise it: I again
Ready to ride again;
But every little thing in others scares me,
Although there is no great misfortune from
Though unfamiliar to me, it does not matter.
Chatsky (to himself)
He asks for forgiveness
What time did you regret about someone!
Puffer
Let me tell you a message:
There is some kind of princess Lasova here,
Rider, widow, but no examples
So that many gentlemen went with her.
The other day I was smashed into fluff, -
Joke [ 53 ] did not support, he thought, apparently, flies. -
And without that, she, as you can hear, is clumsy,
Now the rib is missing
So for support looking for a husband.
Sofia
Ah, Alexander Andreevich, here -
Come, you are quite generous:
Unfortunately for your neighbor, you are so partial.
Chatsky
Yes, sir, I just showed it
By my diligent efforts,
And squirting, and rubbing;
I do not know for whom, but I resurrected you!
(Takes his hat and leaves.)

Event 10

The same, except for Chatsky.
Sofia
Will you visit us in the evening?
Puffer
How early?
Sofia
early; home friends are coming
Dance to the piano, -
We are in mourning, so you can’t give a ball.
Puffer
I will appear, but I promised to go to the priest,
I take my leave.
Sofia
Farewell.
Skalozub (shakes hands with Molchalin)
Your servant.
(Exits.)

Event 11

Sofia, Lisa, Molchalin.
Sofia
Molchalin! how my mind remained intact!
After all, you know how dear your life is to me!
Why should she play, and so carelessly?
Tell me what's wrong with your hand?
Shall I give you drops? do you need peace?
Send to the doctor, should not be neglected.
Molchalin
I bandaged it with a handkerchief, it has not hurt me since then.
Lisa
Hit the bet, that's nonsense;
And if it were not for the face, there is no need for dressings;
And it’s not nonsense that you can’t avoid publicity:
Look at that, Chatsky will make you laugh;
And Skalozub, as he twists his crest,
He will tell a faint, add a hundred embellishments;
To joke and he is much, because now who does not joke!
Sofia
Which one do I value?
I want - I love, I want - I will say.
Molchalin! like I didn't force myself?
You entered, did not say a word,
With them I did not dare to breathe,
Ask you to look at you.
Molchalin
No, Sofya Pavlovna, you are too frank.
Sofia
Where do you get the stealth from?
I was ready to jump out the window to you.
What am I to whom? before them? to the whole universe?
Funny? - let them joke; annoying? - let them scold.
Molchalin
This frankness would not harm us.
Sofia
Do they want to challenge you to a duel?
Molchalin
Oh! evil tongues are worse than a gun.
Lisa
They are sitting with the father now,
If only you fluttered through the door
With a cheerful face, carefree:
When they tell us what we want -
Where as it is believed willingly!
And Alexander Andreevich - with him
About the old days, about those pranks
Turn around in the stories:
A smile and a few words
And who is in love - ready for anything.
Molchalin
I dare not advise you.
(Kisses her hand.)
Sofia
Do you want? .. I'll go to be nice through my tears;
I'm afraid I won't be able to stand the pretense.
Why did God bring Chatsky here!
(Exits.)

Event 12

Molchalin, Liza
Molchalin
You are a funny creature! alive!
Lisa
Please let me go, and without me there are two of you.
Molchalin
What is your face!
I love you so much!
Lisa
And the young lady?
Molchalin
Her
By position, you ...
(Wants to hug her.)
Lisa
Boredom.
Please keep your hands off!
Molchalin
I have three things:
There is a toilet, tricky work -
Mirror outside, mirror inside
All around the slot, gilding;
Cushion, beaded pattern;
And a mother-of-pearl device -
Pincushion and scissors, how cute!
Pearls ground into white!
Lipstick is for lips, and for other reasons,
Bottle with spirits: mignonette and jasmine.
Lisa
You know that I am not flattered by interests;
Tell me why
You and the young lady are modest, but from the maid's rake?
Molchalin
Today I'm sick, I won't take off the bandages;
Come to dinner, stay with me;
I will reveal the whole truth to you.
(Goes out the side door.)

Phenomenon 13

Sofia, Lisa.
Sofia
I was at my father's, there is no one there.
Today I'm sick, and I won't go to dinner,
Tell Molchalin and call him
For him to come and visit me.
(Walks away.)

Event 14

Lisa
Well! people in this side!
She to him, and he to me,
And I ... only I crush love to death, -
And how not to fall in love with the barman Petrusha!

End of Act II.

Act III

Phenomenon 1

Chatsky, then Sofia.
Chatsky
I'll wait for her, and I'll force a confession:
Who finally loves her? Molchalin! Puffer!
Molchalin used to be so stupid!..
Wretched creature!
Has he really grown wiser? .. And that one -
Khripun [ 54 ], strangled, bassoon [ 55 ],
A constellation of maneuvers and mazurkas![ 56 ]
The fate of love is to play blind man's blind man.
And to me...
(Sofia enters.)
Are you here? I am very happy,
I desired it.
Sofia (to herself)
And very unfortunate.
Chatsky
Surely they weren't looking for me?
Sofia
I didn't look for you.
Chatsky
Can't I know
Though inopportunely, there is no need:
Whom do you love?
Sofia
Oh! My God! the whole world.
Chatsky
Who is more dear to you?
Sofia
There are many relatives.
Chatsky
All over me?
Sofia
Others.
Chatsky
And what do I want when everything is decided?
I climb into the noose, but it's funny to her.
Sofia
Do you want to know the truth two words?
The slightest strangeness in whom is barely visible,
Your gaiety is not modest,
Your sharpness is ready at once,
And you yourself...
Chatsky
I myself? isn't it funny?
Sofia
Yes! menacing look, and a sharp tone,
And these features in you abyss;
And above a thunderstorm is far from useless.
Chatsky
I'm strange, but who's not strange?
The one who looks like all fools;
Molchalin, for example ...
Sofia
Examples are not new to me;
It is noticeable that you are ready to pour out bile on everyone;
And I, so as not to interfere, dodge from here.
Chatsky (holding her)
Wait.
(To the side)
For once in my life, I'll pretend.
(Loudly)
Let's leave this nonsense.
Before Molchalin I am not right, I am guilty;
Perhaps he is not the same as three years ago:
There are such transformations on earth
Boards, climates, and mores, and minds,
There are important people, they were known for fools:
Another in the army, another bad poet,
Other ... I'm afraid to name, but recognized by the whole world,
Especially in recent years
That they have become smart at least where.
Let Molchalin have a lively mind, a brave genius,
But does he have that passion? that feeling? ardor that?
So that, besides you, he has the whole world
Was it dust and vanity?
So that every beat of the heart
Has love accelerated towards you?
So that thoughts were everything, and all his deeds
Soul - you, pleasing to you? ..
I feel it myself, I can not say
But what is now boiling in me, worries, enrages,
I would not wish my personal enemy
And he? .. will be silent and hang his head.
Of course, humble, everyone is not frisky;
God knows what secret is hidden in it;
God knows what you came up with for him,
Than his head has never been stuffed.
Perhaps your qualities are darkness,
Admiring him, you gave him;
He is not sinful in anything, you are a hundred times more sinful.
Not! No! let it be smart, smarter by the hour,
But is it worth you? here's one question for you.
To be more indifferent to me to suffer a loss,
As a person you, who grew up with you,
As your friend, as your brother,
Let me make sure;
Then
I can guard against madness;
I push further to catch a cold, to get cold.
Do not think about love, but I will be able to
Get lost in the world, forget and have fun.
Sofia (to herself)
Here's what drove me crazy!
(Aloud)
What to pretend?
Molchalin daviche could be left without a hand,
I took a lively part in it;
And you, having happened at this time,
Didn't bother to count
That you can be kind to everyone and indiscriminately;
But maybe there is truth in your guesses,
And fervently I take him under protection;
Why be, I'll tell you straight,
So intemperate language?
In contempt for people so undisguised?
That there is no mercy even for the humblest! .. what?
Happen to someone to call him:
A hail of your barbs and jokes will break out.
Tell jokes! and a century to joke! how do you feel about it!
Chatsky
Oh! My God! Am I one of those
To whom the purpose of all life is laughter?
I'm happy when I meet funny people
And most of the time I miss them.
Sofia
In vain: it all applies to others,
Molchalin would hardly bore you,
When would have agreed shorter with him.
Chatsky (with heat)
Why did you get to know him so briefly?
Sofia
I did not try, God brought us together.
Look, he has gained the friendship of everyone in the house;
He served with the father for three years,
He often gets angry for no reason,
And he will disarm him with silence,
From the kindness of the soul, forgive.
And by the way,
I could look for gaiety;
Not at all: they won’t step over the threshold from old people;
We frolic, we laugh
He will sit with them all day long, glad not glad,
Playing…
Chatsky
Playing all day!
He is silent when he is scolded!
(To the side)
She doesn't respect him.
Sofia
Of course there is no such mind in him,
What a genius for others, and for others a plague,
Which is quick, brilliant and soon opposes,
Which light scolds on the spot,
So that the world at least says something about him;
Will such a mind make a family happy?
Chatsky
Satire and morality - the meaning of it all?
(To the side)
She doesn't put a penny on him.
Sofia
of the most wonderful property
He is finally: compliant, modest, quiet.
Not a shadow of worry on your face
And there are no misdeeds in my soul,
Strangers and at random does not cut, -
That's why I love him.
Chatsky (aside)
Shalit, she doesn't love him.
(Aloud)
I'll help you finish
Molchalin image.
But Skalozub? here is a feast for the eyes;
For the army stands a mountain,
And the straightness of the camp,
The face and voice of a hero...
Sofia
Not my novel.
Chatsky
Not yours? who will guess you?

Phenomenon 2

Chatsky, Sofia, Liza.
Lisa (in a whisper)
Ma'am, follow me now
Alexei Stepanych will be with you.
Sofia
Excuse me, I have to go quickly.
Chatsky
Where?
Sofia
To the trickster.
Chatsky
God bless him.
Sofia
The forceps will get cold.
Chatsky
Let yourself…
Sofia
No, we are expecting guests for the evening.
Chatsky
God be with you, I remain again with my riddle.
However, let me come in, albeit furtively,
To your room for a few minutes;
There are walls, air - everything is pleasant!
They will warm, revive, they will give me a rest
Memories of the irretrievable!
I won’t sit up, I’ll go in, just two minutes,
Then think, member of the English Club,
I'll sacrifice whole days there to rumor
About the mind of Molchalin, about the soul of Skalozub.
(Sofia shrugs her shoulders, goes to her room and locks herself, followed by Lisa.)

Phenomenon 3

Chatsky, then Molchalin.
Chatsky
Oh! Sophia! Is Molchalin chosen by her!
Why not a husband? There is only little mind in him;
But to have children
Who lacked intelligence?
Helpful, modest, there is a blush in his face.
(Molchalin enters.)
There he is on tiptoe, and not rich in words;
With what divination he knew how to get into her heart!
(Turns to him.)
We, Alexei Stepanych, with you
Couldn't say two words.
Well, what is your lifestyle like?
Without grief today? without sadness?
Molchalin
Still-s.
Chatsky
How did you live before?
Molchalin
Day after day, today is like yesterday.
Chatsky
To the pen from the cards? and to the cards from the pen?
And the appointed hour of the ebb and flow?
Molchalin
As I labor and strength,
Ever since I've been listed in the Archives[ 57 ],
Received three awards.
Chatsky
Caught honors and nobility?
Molchalin
No, sir, everyone has their own talent ...
Chatsky
You?
Molchalin
Two-s:
Moderation and prudence.
Chatsky
The most wonderful two! and worth our all.
Molchalin
You were not given ranks, failure in the service?
Chatsky
Ranks are given by people,
And people can be deceived.
Molchalin
How surprised we were!
Chatsky
What is the wonder here?
Molchalin
They took pity on you.
Chatsky
Wasted labor.
Molchalin
Tatyana Yurievna told something,
Returning from Petersburg
With ministers about your connection,
Then the break...
Chatsky
Why does she care?
Molchalin
Tatyana Yurievna!
Chatsky
I don't know her.
Molchalin
With Tatiana Yurievna!!
Chatsky
We have not met with her for a century;
Heard it's crazy.
Molchalin
Yes, it's full, right?
Tatyana Yuryevna!!!
well-known, and
Officials and officials -
All her friends and all her relatives;
You should visit Tatyana Yurievna at least once.
Chatsky
For what?
Molchalin
Yes: often
We find patronage where we do not aim.
Chatsky
I go to women, but not for this.
Molchalin
How courteous! of good! sweetie! simple!
Balls can not be given richer.
From Christmas to Lent
And summer holidays in the country.
Well, really, what would you like to serve us in Moscow?
And take awards and have fun?
Chatsky
When in business - I hide from fun,
When I'm fooling around, I'm fooling around
And to mix these two crafts
There are plenty of artisans, I'm not one of them.
Molchalin
Excuse me, but I don’t see a crime here;
Here is Foma Fomich himself, is he familiar to you?
Chatsky
Well?
Molchalin
Under three ministers there was a department head.
Transferred here...
Chatsky
Good!
The most empty person, the most stupid.
Molchalin
How can you! his syllable is set as a model here!
Have you read?
Chatsky
I'm not stupid,
And more exemplary.
Molchalin
No, I had such a pleasure to read,
I'm not a writer...
Chatsky
And it's noticeable all over.
Molchalin
I dare not pronounce my judgment.
Chatsky
Why is it so secret?
Molchalin
In my summers must not dare
Have your own opinion.
Chatsky
Forgive me, we are not guys,
Why are other people's opinions only holy?
Molchalin
After all, you have to depend on others.
Chatsky
Why is it necessary?
Molchalin
We are small in ranks.
Chatsky (almost loudly)
With such feelings, with such a soul
Love!.. The deceiver laughed at me!

Phenomenon 4

Evening. All the doors are wide open, except for Sofia's bedroom. In perspective, a series of illuminated rooms is revealed. The servants are bustling about; one of them, the chief, says:
Hey! Filka, Fomka, well, tricky!
Tables for cards, chalk, brushes and candles!
(Knocking on Sofia's door.)
Tell the young lady soon, Lizaveta:
Natalya Dmitrevna, and with her husband, and to the porch
Another carriage arrived.
(They disperse, only Chatsky remains.)

Phenomenon 5

Chatsky, Natalya Dmitrievna, a young lady.
Natalya Dmitrievna
Am I not mistaken! .. he’s definitely in the face ...
Oh! Alexander Andreich, is that you?
Chatsky
Look doubtfully from head to toe,
Really so me three years have changed?
Natalya Dmitrievna
I thought you were far from Moscow.
How long ago?
Chatsky
Today only…
Natalya Dmitrievna
For how long?
Chatsky
How will it happen.
However, who, looking at you, does not marvel?
Fuller than before, prettier fear;
You are younger, you have become fresher;
Fire, blush, laughter, play in every way.
Natalya Dmitrievna
I'm married.
Chatsky
Long ago you would say!
Natalya Dmitrievna
My husband is a lovely husband, now he will come in,
I'll introduce you, would you like?
Chatsky
I beg.
Natalya Dmitrievna
And I know in advance
What do you like. Take a look and judge!
Chatsky
I believe he is your husband.
Natalya Dmitrievna
Oh no, sir, not because;
By itself, by taste, by mind.
Platon Mikhailovich is my one and only, priceless!
Now retired, was a military man;
And all those who only knew before say
What about his courage, talent,
Whenever the service continues,
Of course, he would have been a Moscow commandant.

Phenomenon 6

Chatsky, Natalya Dmitrievna, Platon Mikhailovich
Natalya Dmitrievna
Here is my Platon Mikhailovich.
Chatsky
Ba!
An old friend, we have known each other for a long time, that's fate!
Platon Mikhailovich
Hello, Chatsky, brother!
Chatsky
Plato is kind, nice,
A commendation sheet for you: you behave properly.
Platon Mikhailovich
As you can see brother
Moscow resident and married.
Chatsky
Forgotten the noise of the camp, comrades and brothers?
Calm and lazy?
Platon Mikhailovich
No, there are some things to do:
I play a duet on the flute
A-molar…[ 58 ]
Chatsky
What did you say five years ago?
Well, permanent taste! in husbands everything is more expensive!
Platon Mikhailovich
Brother, get married, then remember me!
From boredom you will whistle the same thing.
Chatsky
Boredom! as? Are you paying tribute to her?
Natalya Dmitrievna
My Platon Mikhailovich is inclined to various occupations,
Which are not now - to the teachings and reviews,
To the arena… sometimes misses the mornings.
Chatsky
And who, dear friend, commands you to be idle?
In the regiment, the squadron will give. Are you chief or headquarters?[ 59 ]
Natalya Dmitrievna
My Platon Mikhailovich is very weak in health.
Chatsky
Health is weak! How long ago?
Natalya Dmitrievna
All rumatism[60] and headaches.
Chatsky
More movement. To the village, to the warm land.
Get on horseback more. The village is paradise in summer.
Natalya Dmitrievna
Platon Mikhailovich loves the city,
Moscow; why in the wilderness he will ruin his days!
Chatsky
Moscow and the city ... You are an eccentric!
Do you remember the former?
Platon Mikhailovich
Yes, brother, now it's not like that ...
Natalya Dmitrievna
Ah, my friend!
It's so fresh here that there is no urine,
You flung yourself open and unbuttoned your vest.
Platon Mikhailovich
Now, brother, I'm not the one...
Natalya Dmitrievna
Listen for once
My dear, fasten up.
Now.
Natalya Dmitrievna
Get away from the doors
Through there the wind blows from behind!
Platon Mikhailovich
Now, brother, I'm not the one...
Natalya Dmitrievna
My angel, for God's sake
Move away from the door.
Platon Mikhailovich (eyes to the sky)
Oh! mother!
Chatsky
Well, God judge you;
For sure, you became the wrong one in a short time;
Was it not last year, at the end,
Did I know you in the regiment? only morning: foot in the stirrup
And you ride on a greyhound stallion;
Autumn wind blow, even in front, even from the rear.
Eh! brother! it was a glorious life then.

Phenomenon 7

The same, Prince Tugoukhovsky and Princess with six daughters.
Natalya Dmitrievna (in a thin voice)
Prince Pyotr Ilyich, princess! My God!
Princess Zizi! Mimi!
(Loud kisses, then sit down and examine each other from head to toe.)
1st princess
What a beautiful style!
2nd princess
What folds!
1st princess
Fringed.
Natalya Dmitrievna
No, if you could see my satin tulle[61]!
3rd princess
What an esharp[ 62 ] cousin[ 63 ] gave me!
4th princess
Oh! yes, barege![ 64 ]
5th princess
Oh! charm!
6th princess
Oh! how cute!
Princess
Ss! - Who is this in the corner, we went up, bowed?
Natalya Dmitrievna
Visitor, Chatsky.
Princess
Retired?
Natalya Dmitrievna
Yes, traveled, recently returned.
Princess
And ho-lo-stop?
Natalya Dmitrievna
Yes, not married.
Princess
Prince, prince, here. - Live.
Prince (he wraps his auditory tube around her)
Oh hmm!
Princess
Come to us for the evening, on Thursday, ask soon
Natalya Dmitrevna's friend: there he is!
prince
I-hm!
(He sets off, hovering around Chatsky and coughing.)
Princess
Here's something kids:
They have a ball, and batiushka drag yourself to bow;
Dancers have become terribly rare! ..
Is he a chamber junker?[ 65 ]
Natalya Dmitrievna
No.
Princess
Bo-gat?
Natalya Dmitrievna
Oh no!
Princess (loudly, that there is urine)
Prince, prince! Back!

Phenomenon 8

The same and Countess Hryumina: grandmother and granddaughter.
Countess granddaughter
Ah! Grand" maman![ 66 ] Well, who arrives so early?
We are first!
(Disappears into a side room.)
Princess
Here we are honored!
Here is the first one, and he considers us for no one!
Evil, in girls for a century, God will forgive her.
Countess granddaughter (on returning, directs a double lorgnette at Chatsky)
Monsieur Chatsky! Are you in Moscow! how were they all?
Chatsky
What should I change for?
Countess granddaughter
Singles returned?
Chatsky
Who should I marry?
Countess granddaughter
In foreign lands on whom?
O! our darkness, without distant inquiries,
They get married there and give us kinship
With the artisans of the fashion shops.
Chatsky
Unhappy! Should there be reproaches?
From imitators to milliners?
For what you dare to choose
Original lists?[ 67 ]

Phenomenon 9

The same and many other guests. By the way Zagoretsky. Men appear, shuffle, step aside, wander from room to room, and so on. Sophia comes out of herself; all towards her.
Countess granddaughter
Eh! bon soir! vous voila! Jamais trop diligente,
Vous nous donnez toujours le plaisir de l "attente. [ 68 ]
Zagoretsky (Sofya)
Do you have a ticket for tomorrow's performance?
Sofia
No.
Zagoretsky
Let me hand it to you, in vain would anyone take
Another to serve you, but
Wherever I went!
In the office - everything is taken,
To the director, - he is my friend, -
With the dawn at the sixth hour, and by the way!
Already in the evening no one could get it;
To this, to this, I knocked everyone down;
And this one finally stole by force
At one, the old man is frail,
I have a friend, a well-known homebody;
Let him sit at home in peace.
Sofia
Thank you for the ticket
And for the effort twice.
(Some more appear, meanwhile Zagoretsky goes to the men.)
Zagoretsky
Platon Mikhailovich ...
Platon Mikhailovich
Away!
Go to women, lie to them and fool them;
I'll tell you the truth about you
Which is worse than any lie. Here, brother
(to Chatsky)
I recommend!
What is the politest name for such people?
Tenderer? - he is a man of the world,
Notorious swindler, rogue:
Anton Antonych Zagoretsky.
With him beware: to endure [ 69 ] much,
And do not sit down in the cards: he will sell.
Zagoretsky
Original! obnoxious, but without the slightest malice.
Chatsky
And it would be ridiculous for you to be offended;
In addition to honesty, there are many joys:
They scold here, but there they thank.
Platon Mikhailovich
Oh no, brother! we are scolded
Everywhere, and everywhere they accept.
(Zagoretsky moves into the crowd.)

Event 10

The same and Khlestova.
Khlestov
Is it easy at sixty-five
Should I drag myself to you, niece? .. - Torment!
I drove from Pokrovka for a broken hour, [70] there is no strength;
The night is the light of the doom![ 71 ]
Out of boredom, I took with me
Arapka-girl and dog;
Tell them to feed already, my friend,
A handout came from supper.
Princess, hello!
(Sela.)
Well, Sofyushka, my friend,
What is my arapka for services:
Curly! shoulder blade!
Angry! all cat tricks!
How black! how scary!
After all, the Lord created such a tribe!
Damn it; in the maiden[ 72 ] she;
Do you call?
Sofia
No, sir, at another time.
Khlestov
Imagine: they are paraded like animals ...
I listened, there ... the city is Turkish ...
And do you know who saved me? -
Anton Antonych Zagoretsky.
(Zagoretsky moves forward.)
He is a liar, a gambler, a thief.
(Zagoretsky disappears.)
I was from him and the doors were locked;
Yes, the master to serve: me and sister Praskovya
I got two blacks at the fair;
Bought, he says, cheated on the cards;
A gift for me, God bless him!
Chatsky (with laughter to Platon Mikhailovich)
Not greeted by such praises,
And Zagoretsky himself could not stand it, he disappeared.
Khlestov
Who is this funny guy? From what rank?
Sofia
Out this one? Chatsky.
Khlestov
Well? what did you find funny?
Why is he happy? What's the laugh?
Laughing at old age is a sin.
I remember you often danced with him as a child,
I tore at his ears, only a little.

Event 11

The same and Famusov.
Famusov (loudly)
We are waiting for Prince Peter Ilyich,
And the prince is already here! And I huddled there, in the portrait room!
Where is Skalozub Sergey Sergeyevich? a?
Not; it seems not. - He is a remarkable person -
Sergei Sergeevich Skalozub.
Khlestov
My creator! deafened, louder than any pipes!

Event 12

The same and Skalozub, then Molchalin.
Famusov
Sergei Sergeyevich, we are late;
And we were waiting for you, waiting, waiting.
(He leads to Khlestovaya.)
My daughter-in-law, who has long
It's about you.
Khlestova (sitting)
Have you been here before... in the regiment... in that... in the grenadier?[ 73 ]
Puffer (bass)
In his highness, you mean
Novo-Zemlyansk Musketeers.[ 74 ]
Khlestov
I'm not a craftswoman to distinguish shelves.
Puffer
And uniforms have differences:
In uniforms, edging, shoulder straps, buttonholes.
Famusov
Come, father, there I will make you laugh;
Curious whist we have. Follow us, prince! I beg.
(He and the prince are taken away with him.)
Khlestov (Sofia)
Wow! I definitely got rid of the noose;
After all, your crazy father:
He was given three fathoms, a daring one, -
Introduces, without asking, is it nice for us, isn't it?
MOLCHALIN (gives her a card)
I composed your party: Monsieur Kok,
Foma Fomich and me.
Khlestov
Thank you my friend.
(Stands up.)
Molchalin
Your Spitz is a lovely Spitz, no more than a thimble!
I stroked all of it; like silk wool!
Khlestov
Thank you my dear.
(Leaves, followed by MOLCHALIN and many others.)

Phenomenon 13

Chatsky, Sophia and several outsiders, who continue to disperse.
Chatsky
Well! dispersed the cloud...
Sofia
Can't we continue?
Chatsky
Why did I scare you?
For the fact that he softened the angry guest,
I wanted to compliment.
Sofia
And they would end up angry.
Chatsky
Tell you what I thought? Here:
Old women are all angry people;
It's not bad to have a famous servant with them
It was like a thunderbolt here.
Molchalin! - Who else will settle everything so peacefully!
There the pug will stroke in time!
Here at the time the card will be rubbed!
Zagoretsky will not die in it!
You once calculated his properties for me,
But many have forgotten - Yes?
(Exits.)

Event 14

Sofia, then G.N.
Sofia (to herself)
Oh! this person is always
Cause me a terrible disorder!
Humiliate glad, prick, envious, proud and angry!
G.N. (fits)
You are in thought.
Sofia
About Chatsky.
G.N.
How was he found on his return?
Sofia
He is not quite all there.
G.N.
Have you lost your mind?
Sofia (pause)
Not quite…
G.N.
However, are there any clues?
Sofia (looks at him intently)
It seems to me.
G.N.
How can you, in these years!
Sofia
How to be!
(To the side)
He is ready to believe!
Ah, Chatsky! You love to dress up everyone in jesters,
Would you like to try on yourself?
(Exits.)

Event 15

G.N. , then G.D.
G.N.
Crazy! .. It seems to her! .. that's it!
Not without reason? So ... why would she take it?
You heard?
G.D.
What?
G.N.
About Chatsky?
G.D.
What?
G.N.
Crazy!
G.D.
Empty.
G.N.
I didn't say, others say.
G.D.
Are you happy to celebrate it?
G.N.
I'll go and inquire; tea, who knows.
(Exits.)

Event 16

G.D. , then Zagoretsky.
G.D.
Believe the talker!
He hears nonsense, and immediately repeats!
Do you know about Chatsky?
Zagoretsky
Well?
G.D.
Crazy!
Zagoretsky
BUT! I know, I remember, I heard.
How can I not know? exemplary case came out;
His rogue uncle hid him in the insane ...
They seized me, into the yellow house, [ 75 ] and put me on a chain.
G.D.
Have mercy, he was here in the room now, here.
Zagoretsky
So from the chain, therefore, lowered.
G.D.
Well, dear friend, you don't need newspapers with you.
Let me go spread my wings
I will ask everyone; however churn! secret.

Event 17

Zagoretsky, then the Countess's granddaughter.
Zagoretsky
Which Chatsky is here? - Well-known family name.
I once knew some Chatsky. -
Have you heard of him?
Countess granddaughter
About whom?
Zagoretsky
About Chatsky, he was here in the room now.
Countess granddaughter
I know.
I spoke to him.
Zagoretsky
So I congratulate you!
He is crazy...
Countess granddaughter
What?
Zagoretsky
Yes, he's gone crazy.
Countess granddaughter
Imagine, I noticed myself;
And at least bet, you are with me in one word.

Appearance 18

The same and the Countess grandmother.
Countess granddaughter
Ah! grand "maman, these are miracles! this is new!
Have you heard of the troubles here?
Listen. Here are the charms! that's cute!..
Countess grandmother
My trouble, my ears are stuffed up;
Slow down…
Countess granddaughter
There is no time!
(Pointing to Zagoretsky.)
Il vous dira toute l "histoire ... [ 76 ]
I'm going to ask...
(Exits.)

Appearance 19

Zagoretsky, Countess grandmother.
Countess grandmother
What? what? is there a ball here?
Zagoretsky
No, Chatsky made all this mess.
Countess grandmother
How, Chatsky? Who sent you to jail?
Zagoretsky
In the mountains he was wounded in the forehead, went crazy from the wound.
Countess grandmother
What? to the farmazons[ 77 ] to the clob? Did he go to the Pusurmans?
Zagoretsky
You won't understand her.
(Exits.)
Countess grandmother
Anton Antonych! Oh!
And he is on foot, all in fear, in a hurry.

phenomenon 20

Countess grandmother and Prince Tugoukhovsky.
Countess grandmother
Prince, prince! Oh, this prince, on the palam, he himself pokes a little!
Prince, have you heard?
prince
E- hm?
Countess grandmother
He doesn't hear anything!
At least, moshe, have you seen the police chief [ 78 ] ardor here?
prince
E- hm?
Countess grandmother
To prison, prince, who captured Chatsky?
prince
And - hmm?
Countess grandmother
A cleaver to him and a satchel,
To salty! Is it a joke! changed the law!
prince
U-hmm?
Countess grandmother
Yes! .. he is in pusurmans! Oh! damn Voltairian![ 79 ]
What? a? deaf, my father; take out your horn.
Oh! deafness is a great vice.

phenomenon 21

The same and Khlestova, Sofia, Molchalin, Platon Mikhailovich, Natalya Dmitrievna, the Countess granddaughter, the Princess with her daughters, Zagoretsky, Skalozub, then Famusov and many others.
Khlestov
Crazy! I humbly ask!
Yes, by chance! yes, how clever!
Did you hear Sophia?
Platon Mikhailovich
Who disclosed first?
Natalya Dmitrievna
Ah, my friend, everything!
Platon Mikhailovich
Well, everything, so unwillingly believe,
And I doubt it.
Famusov (entering)
About what? about Chatsky, or what?
What is doubtful? I'm the first, I opened!
I've been wondering for a long time how no one will tie him up!
Try about the authorities - and he will tell you nothing!
Bow a little low, bend over with a ring,
Even before the monarch's face,
So he will call a scoundrel! ..
Khlestov
There from the laughing ones;
I said something and he started laughing.
Molchalin
He advised me not to serve in the Archives in Moscow.
Countess granddaughter
He deigned to call me a fashionista!
Natalya Dmitrievna
And he gave my husband advice to live in the countryside.
Zagoretsky
Crazy all over.
Countess granddaughter
I saw from the eyes.
Famusov
I went after my mother, after Anna Aleksevna;
The dead woman went crazy eight times.
Khlestov
There are wonderful adventures in the world!
In his summer crazy jumped off!
Tea, drank beyond his years.
Princess
O! right…
Countess granddaughter
Without a doubt.
Khlestov
He drank champagne glasses.
Natalya Dmitrievna
Bottles-with, and very large
Zagoretsky (with heat)
No, sir, barrels of forties.
Famusov
Here you go! great trouble,
What will a man drink too much!
Learning is the plague, learning is the cause
What is now more than ever,
Crazy divorced people, and deeds, and opinions.
Khlestov
And really you will go crazy from these, from some
From boarding schools, schools, lyceums, as you put them,
Yes, from Lancart Mutual Teachings.[ 80 ]
Princess
No, in St. Petersburg the institute
Pe-da-go-gic, [ 81 ] that seems to be the name:
There they practice in schisms and in unbelief
Professors!! - our relatives studied with them,
And left! even now in a pharmacy, as an apprentice.
Runs from women, and even from me!
Chinov doesn't want to know! He is a chemist, he is a botanist,
Prince Fedor, my nephew.
Puffer
I will make you happy: the general rumor,
That there is a project about lyceums, schools, gymnasiums;
There they will only teach according to ours: one, two;
And the books will be kept like this: for big occasions.
Famusov
Sergey Sergeyevich, no! If evil is to be stopped:
Take away all the books and burn them.
Zagoretsky (with meekness)
No, sir, there are different books to books. And if, between us,
I was appointed censor [ 82 ],
I would have leaned on fables; oh! fables - my death!
Eternal mockery of lions! over the eagles!
Whoever says:
Although animals, but still kings.
Khlestov
My fathers, who is upset in the mind,
So it doesn't matter whether it's from books, or from drinking;
And I feel sorry for Chatsky.
In a Christian way; he is worthy of pity;
There was a sharp man, he had about three hundred souls.
Famusov
Four.
Khlestov
Three, sir.
Famusov
Four hundred.
Khlestov
Not! three hundred.
Famusov
On my calendar...
Khlestov
Everyone lies calendars.
Famusov
Just four hundred, oh! argue loudly!
Khlestov
Not! Three hundred! - I don’t know other people’s estates!
Famusov
Four hundred, please understand.
Khlestov
Not! three hundred, three hundred, three hundred.

phenomenon 22

The same all and Chatsky.
Natalya Dmitrievna
Here he is.
Countess granddaughter
Shh!
All
Shh!
(They back away from him in the opposite direction.)
Khlestov
Well, like crazy eyes
He will start to fight, he will demand to be cut!
Famusov
Oh my God! have mercy on us sinners!
(cautiously)
Dearest! You are not at ease.
Sleep is needed on the road. Give me a pulse... You're unwell.
Chatsky
Yes, no urine: a million torments
Breasts from a friendly vice,
Feet from shuffling, ears from exclamations,
And more than a head from all sorts of trifles.
(Approaches Sophia.)
My soul here is somehow compressed by grief,
And in the multitude I am lost, not myself.
Not! I am dissatisfied with Moscow.
Khlestov
Moscow, you see, is to blame.
Famusov
Away from him.
(Makes signs to Sofia.)
Hm, Sophia! - Doesn't look!
Sofia (to Chatsky)
Tell me what makes you so angry?
Chatsky
In that room, an insignificant meeting:
A Frenchman from Bordeaux[83], pushing his chest,
Gathered around him a kind of vecha[ 84 ]
And he said how he was equipped on the way
To Russia, to the barbarians, with fear and tears;
Arrived - and found that there is no end to caresses;
No sound of a Russian, no Russian face
Did not meet: as if in the fatherland, with friends;
own province. - Look, in the evening
He feels like a little king here;
The ladies have the same sense, the same outfits ...
He's happy, but we're not.
Silent. And here from all sides
Anguish, and groaning, and groaning.
Oh! France! There is no better place in the world! -
Two princesses decided, sisters, repeating
A lesson taught to them from childhood.
Where to go from the princesses! -
I odal sent wishes
Humble, but out loud
So that the Lord destroyed this unclean spirit
Empty, slavish, blind imitation;
So that he would plant a spark in someone with a soul,
Who could by word and example
Hold us like a strong rein,
From pathetic nausea on the side of a stranger.
Let them call me [ 85 ] an old believer,
But our North is a hundred times worse for me
Since I gave everything in exchange for a new way -
And customs, and language, and holy antiquity,
And stately clothes for another
In jester fashion:
Tail in the back, in front of some kind of wonderful notch, [ 86 ]
Reason contrary, contrary to the elements;
The movements are connected, and not the beauty of the face;
Funny, shaved, gray chins!
Like dresses, hair, and minds are short! ..
Oh! if we are born to adopt everything,
At least we could borrow a few from the Chinese
Wise they have ignorance of foreigners.
Will we ever be resurrected from the foreign power of fashion?
So that our smart, cheerful people
Although the language did not consider us Germans.
“How to put the European in parallel
With the national - something strange!
Well, how to translate Madame and Mademoiselle?
Come on ma'am!!" someone muttered to me.
Imagine everyone here
Laughter erupted at my expense.
"Madam! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! wonderful!
Madam! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! terrible!" -
I, angry and cursing life,
He prepared a thunderous answer for them;
But everyone left me. -
Here is the case for you with me, it is not new;
Moscow and Petersburg - in all of Russia,
That a man from the city of Bordeaux,
Only his mouth opened, he has happiness
Inspire participation in all princesses;
And in St. Petersburg and in Moscow,
Who is the enemy of written faces, frills, curly words,
In whose head, unfortunately
Five, six there are healthy thoughts
And he dares to announce them publicly, -
Look...
(He looks around, everyone is circling in a waltz with the greatest zeal. The old people have dispersed to the card tables.)

End of Act III

Action IV

Famusov has a grand entrance hall in his house; a large staircase from the second dwelling[ 87 ], which adjoins many side mezzanines; below to the right (from the characters) exit to the porch and the Swiss box; on the left, on the same plan, Molchalin's room. Night. Weak lighting. Some lackeys fuss, others sleep in anticipation of their masters.

Phenomenon 1

Countess grandmother, Countess granddaughter, ahead of their lackeys.
Lackey
Countess Khryumina's carriage!
Countess granddaughter (while they wrap her up)
Well ball! Well Famusov! knew how to call guests!
Some freaks from the other world
And there is no one to talk to, and no one to dance with.
Countess grandmother
Let's sing, mother, I, rightly, can't do it,
Once upon a time, I fell into the grave.
(Both leave.)

Phenomenon 2

Platon Mikhailovich and Natalya Dmitrievna. One footman near them is bustling about, another at the entrance shouts:
Gorich's carriage!
Natalya Dmitrievna
My angel, my life
Priceless, darling, Posh, what's so sad?
(Kisses her husband on the forehead.)
Admit it, the Famusovs had fun.
Platon Mikhailovich
Mother Natasha, I doze off at the balls,
Before them, a mortal reluctant,
But I do not resist, your worker,
I'm on duty after midnight, sometimes
You are pleased, no matter how sad,
I start to dance on command.
Natalya Dmitrievna
You pretend, and very unskillfully;
Hunt mortal to pass for an old man.
(Exit with footman.)
Platon Mikhailovich (coldly)
Ball is a good thing, captivity is bitter;
And who will not marry us!
After all, it is said, of a different kind ...
Footman (from the porch)
There is a lady in the carriage, and she will be angry.
Platon Mikhailovich (with a sigh)
I'm coming.
(Leaves.)

Phenomenon 3

Chatsky and his footman are ahead.
Chatsky
Shout for it to be served soon.
(Lake leaves.)
Well, the day has passed, and with it
All the ghosts, all the smoke and smoke
The hopes that filled my soul.
What was I waiting for? what did you think you would find here?
Where is the charm of this meeting? participation in whom is alive?
Scream! joy! hugged! - Empty.
In a wagon so-and-so on the way
Boundless plain, sitting idly,
Everything is visible ahead
Light, blue, varied;
And you go for an hour, and two, a whole day; that's briskly
Drove to rest; lodging for the night: wherever you look,
All the same smooth surface, and the steppe, and empty and dead ...
Annoyingly, there is no urine, the more you think.
(Lakey returns.)
Ready?
Lackey
The coachman is nowhere to be found, you see.
Chatsky
I went, look, do not spend the night here.
(The footman leaves again.)

Phenomenon 4

Chatsky, Repetilov (runs in from the porch, at the very entrance he falls at full speed and hastily recovers).
Repetilov
Ugh! blundered. - Ah, my Creator!
Let me rub my eyes; from where? buddy!..
Heart friend! Dear friend! Mon cher![ 88 ]
Here are farces [ 89 ] how often they were petted to me,
That I am idle, that I am stupid, that I am superstitious,
What do I have for all premonitions, signs;
Now ... please explain,
As if I knew, I'm in a hurry here,
Grab it, I hit it with my foot on the threshold
And stretched out to his full height.
Maybe laugh at me
That Repetilov is lying, that Repetilov is simple,
And I have an attraction to you, a kind of illness,
Some kind of love and passion
I'm ready to slay my soul
That in the world you will not find such a friend,
So true, she-she;
Let me lose my wife, children,
I will be left with the whole world,
Let me die in this place
May the Lord destroy me...
Chatsky
Yes, it's full of nonsense to grind.
Repetilov
You don't love me, it's natural
With others, I am this way and that,
I'm talking to you shyly
I'm pathetic, I'm ridiculous, I'm ignorant, I'm a fool.
Chatsky
Here is a strange humiliation!
Repetilov
Scold me, I myself curse my birth,
When I think about how I killed time!
Tell me what time is it?
Chatsky
An hour to go to bed to go to bed;
When you came to the ball
So you can turn back.
Repetilov
What's the ball? brother, where are we all night until broad daylight,
We are shackled in decencies, we will not break out of the yoke,
Have you read? there is a book...
Chatsky
Did you read? task for me
Are you Repetilov?
Repetilov
Call me a vandal[ 90 ]:
I deserve this name.
I valued empty people!
He himself raved for a century at dinner or at a ball!
I forgot about the kids! cheated on his wife!
Played! lost! taken under guardianship by decree![ 91 ]
Keep the dancer! and not just one:
Three at once!
Drinking dead! did not sleep for nine nights!
He rejected everything: laws! conscience! faith!
Chatsky
Listen! lie, but know the measure;
There is something to be desperate about.
Repetilov
Congratulate me, now I know people
With the smartest!! I don't roam all night long.
Chatsky
Now, for example?
Repetilov
That there is only one night - it does not count,
But ask, where have you been?
Chatsky
And I guess myself.
Tea, in the club?
Repetilov
In English. To start confession:
From a noisy meeting.
Please, be silent, I gave my word to be silent;
We have a society, and secret meetings
On Thursdays. Secret alliance...
Chatsky
Oh! I'm scared brother.
How? in club?
Repetilov
Exactly.
Chatsky
These are emergency measures.
To drive away both you and your secrets.
Repetilov
In vain fear takes you
We speak loudly, no one will understand.
I myself, how they grab about the cameras, the jury, [ 92 ]
About Byron [ 93 ], well, about mothers [ 94 ] important,
I often listen without opening my lips;
I can't do it, brother, and I feel stupid.
Ah! Alexandre! we missed you;
Listen, my dear, amuse me at least a little;
Let's go now; we, fortunately, are on the move;
What will I take you to
Humans!!... They don't look like me at all!
What kind of people, mon cher! Juice of smart youth!
Chatsky
God be with them and with you. Where will I jump?
What for? in the dead of night? Home, I want to sleep.
Repetilov
E! drop it! who is sleeping today? Well, that's it, without preludes[ 95 ]
Make up your mind, and we! .. we have ... decisive people,
Hot dozen heads!
We shout - you will think that there are hundreds of voices! ..
Chatsky
What are you so mad about?
Repetilov
Noise, brother, noise!
Chatsky
Are you making noise? but only?
Repetilov
No place to explain now and lack of time,
But the state business
It, you see, is not ripe,
You can't suddenly.
What kind of people! mon cher! Without distant stories
I'll tell you: firstly, Prince Gregory!!
The only weirdo! makes us laugh!
Century with the English, the whole English fold,
And he says through his teeth,
And also cut short for order.
Are you not familiar? about! get to know him.
The other is Vorkulov Evdokim;
Have you heard how he sings? about! wonder!
Listen, dear, especially
He has a favorite:
"BUT! non lashyar mi, but, but, but.”[ 96 ]
We also have two brothers:
Levon and Borinka, wonderful guys!
You don't know what to say about them;
But if you order a genius to name:
Udushiev Ippolit Markelych!!!
You are writing it
Did you read anything? even a trifle?
Read, brother, but he does not write anything;
Here are such people to flog,
And sentence: write, write, write;
In magazines you can, however, find
His passage, look and something.
What do you mean something? - about everything;
Everyone knows we graze him for a rainy day.
But we have a head, which is not in Russia,
No need to name, you will recognize by the portrait:
Night thief, duelist,
He was exiled to Kamchatka, returned as an Aleut,
And firmly on the hand unclean;
Yes, a smart person can not be a rogue.
When he speaks of high honesty,
We inspire with some kind of demon:
Bloody eyes, burning face
He is crying, and we are all crying.
Here are the people, are there any like them? Hardly…
Well, between them, I, of course, am an ordinary person[ 97 ],
A little behind, lazy, think horror!
However, when, with my mind, I strained,
I'll sit down, I don't sit for an hour,
And somehow by chance, suddenly a pun [ 98 ] face.
Others in my mind will pick up the same thought
And the six of us, lo and behold, the vaudeville [ 99 ] blind,
The other six set to music,
Others clap when it's given.
Brother, laugh, but whatever, whatever:
God did not give me abilities,
I gave a good heart, that's what I'm nice to people,
I’m lying - forgive me ...
Lackey (at the entrance)
Skalozub's carriage!
Repetilov
Whose?

Phenomenon 5

The same and Skalozub, descends from the stairs.
Repetilov (to meet him)
Oh! Skalozub, my soul,
Wait, where are you going? make friendship.
(She strangles him in her arms.)
Chatsky
Where can I go from them!
(Included in the Swiss.)
Repetilov (Skalozub)
The rumor about you has long ceased,
They said that you went to the regiment to serve.
Are you familiar?
(Looking for Chatsky's eyes)
Stubborn! rode off!
No need, I accidentally found you
And please with me, now without excuses:
Prince Gregory now has darkness for the people,
You will see, there are forty of us,
Ugh! how much, brother, there is mind!
They talk all night, they don't get bored,
First, they will give you champagne to drink,
And secondly, they will teach such things,
Which, of course, we can not invent with you.
Puffer
Deliver. Don't fool me with learning
Call others, and if you want,
I am Prince Gregory and you
Sergeant major in Walters ladies,
He will build you in three lines,
And squeal, it will instantly calm you down.
Repetilov
All service on mind! Mon cher, look here:
And I would climb into the ranks, but I met failures,
Like maybe no one ever;
I served as a civilian, then
Baron von Klotz to ministers methyl,
And I -
To him as a son-in-law.
Went straight ahead without further thought,
With his wife and with him he went into reversi [ 100 ],
Him and her what amounts
I let go, God forbid!
He lived on the Fontanka [101], I built a house near,
With columns! huge! how much did it cost!
Finally married his daughter
He took a dowry - shish, in the service - nothing.
Father-in-law is German, but what's the use?
I was afraid, you see, he reproached
For weakness, as if to relatives!
I was afraid, take his ashes, but is it easier for me?
His secretaries are all boors, all corrupt,
People, writing creature,
Everyone went out to know, everyone is important now,
Look at the address-calendar[ 102 ].
Ugh! service and ranks, crosses - the souls of ordeal;
Lakhmotiev Alexey says wonderfully,
That radical drugs are needed here,
The stomach does not boil longer.
(Stops when he sees that Zagoretsky has taken the place of Skalozub, who has left for a while.)

Phenomenon 6

Repetilov, Zagoretsky.
Zagoretsky
Please continue, I sincerely confess to you
I am just like you, a terrible liberal!
And from the fact that I speak straight and boldly,
How much have you lost!
Repetilov (with annoyance)
All apart, not saying a word;
Slightly out of sight one, look there is no other.
There was Chatsky, suddenly disappeared, then Skalozub.
Zagoretsky
What do you think about Chatsky?
Repetilov
He's not stupid
Now we collided, there are all sorts of turuses [ 103 ],
And a practical conversation turned to vaudeville.
Yes! vaudeville is a thing, and everything else is gil[104].
He and I…we have…the same tastes.
Zagoretsky
Did you notice that he
Seriously damaged in mind?
Repetilov
What nonsense!
Zagoretsky
About him all this faith.
Repetilov
Lies.
Zagoretsky
Ask everyone!
Repetilov
Chimeras[ 105 ].
Zagoretsky
And by the way, here is Prince Pyotr Ilyich,
Princess and with princesses.
Repetilov
Game.

Phenomenon 7

Repetilov, Zagoretsky, Prince and Princess with six daughters; a little later Khlestova comes down the front stairs. Molchalin leads her by the arm. Lackeys in the bustle.
Zagoretsky
Princesses, please tell me your opinion,
Crazy Chatsky or not?
1st princess
What is the doubt about this?
2nd princess
The whole world knows about it.
3rd princess
Dryansky, Khvorov, Varlyansky, Skachkov.
4th princess
Oh! to lead the old, to whom are they new?
5th princess
Who doubts?
Zagoretsky
Yeah, I don't believe...
6th princess
You!
Together
Monsieur Repetilov! You! Monsieur Repetilov! what do you!
How are you! Is it possible against everyone!
Why are you? shame and laughter.
Repetilov (plugs his ears)
I'm sorry, I didn't know that was too loud.
Princess
It would not be public yet, it is dangerous to talk with him,
It's high time to shut down.
Listen, so his little finger
Smarter than everyone, and even Prince Peter!
I think he's just a Jacobin[ 106 ],
Your Chatsky!!! Let's go. Prince, you could carry
Roll or Zizi, we'll sit in a six-seater.
Khlestov (from the stairs)
Princess, card debt.
Princess
Follow me, mother.
Everyone (to each other)
Farewell.
(The princely family [ 107 ] is leaving, and Zagoretsky too.)

Phenomenon 8

Repetilov, Khlestova, Molchalin.
Repetilov
Heavenly king!
Amfisa Nilovna! Oh! Chatsky! poor! here!
What is our high mind! and a thousand worries!
Tell me what in the world we are busy with!
Khlestov
So God judged him; however,
They will treat, cure maybe;
And you, my father, are incurable, come on.
Made me show up on time! -
Molchalin, there is your closet,
No wires needed; come on, the Lord is with you.
(Molchalin goes to his room.)
Farewell, father; it's time to freak out.
(Leaves.)

Phenomenon 9

Repetilov with his lackey.
Repetilov
Where is the path to go now?
And things are about to dawn.
Come on, put me in the carriage,
Take it somewhere.
(Leaves.)

Event 10

The last lamp goes out.
Chatsky (leaving the Swiss)
What's this? did I hear with my ears!
Not laughter, but clearly anger. What miracles?
Through what sorcery
Everyone repeats the absurdity about me in a voice!
And for others, like a celebration,
Others seem to sympathize ...
O! if someone penetrated people:
What's worse about them? soul or language?
Whose essay is this!
Fools believed, they pass it on to others,
Old women instantly sound the alarm -
And here is the public opinion!
And that homeland ... No, on the current visit,
I see that she will soon tire of me.
Does Sophia know? - Of course, they said
She's not exactly to my detriment
I had fun, and it's true or not -
She doesn't care if I'm different or not
In her conscience, she does not value anyone.
But this swoon, unconsciousness from where?? -
Nerve spoiled, whim, -
A little will excite them, and a little will calm them down, -
I took it as a sign of living passions. - Not a crumb:
She certainly would have lost the same strength,
Whenever someone stepped
On the tail of a dog or cat.
Sofia (above the stairs on the second floor, with a candle)
Molchalin, is that you?
(He hastily closes the door again.)
Chatsky
She is! she herself!
Oh! my head is on fire, all my blood is in agitation.
Appeared! no it! is it in vision?
Have I really lost my mind?
I am definitely prepared for the extraordinary;
But there is no vision here, the hour of goodbye is arranged.
Why should I deceive myself?
She called Molchalin, here is his room.
Footman him (from the porch)
Kare…
Chatsky
Ss!
(Pushes him out.)
I'll be here, and I won't close my eyes,
At least until the morning. If you drink grief,
It's better right now
What to delay, - and slowness will not get rid of troubles.
The door opens.
(Hides behind a pillar.)

Event 11

Chatsky is hidden, Lisa with a candle.
Lisa
Oh! no urine! I'm shy.
In the empty canopy! at night! afraid of brownies
You are also afraid of living people.
The tormentor-young lady, God be with her,
And Chatsky, like a thorn in the eye;
Look, he seemed to her somewhere down here.
(looks around.)
Yes! how! he wants to wander around the hallway!
He, tea, has long been outside the gate,
Save love for tomorrow
Home and went to bed.
However, it is ordered to push to the heart.
(He knocks on Molchalin.)
Listen, sir. Please wake up.
The young lady is calling you, the young lady is calling you.
Yes, hurry up, so as not to be caught.

Event 12

Chatsky behind the column, Lisa, Molchalin (stretches and yawns), Sofia (sneaks from above).
Lisa
You, sir, are stone, sir, ice.
Molchalin
Oh! Lizanka, are you on your own?
Lisa
From the young lady, s.
Molchalin
Who would have guessed
What's in these cheeks, in these veins
Love has not yet played a blush!
Do you want to be only on parcels?
Lisa
And you, the bride-seekers,
Do not bask and do not yawn;
Pretty and sweet, who does not eat
And do not sleep until the wedding.
Molchalin
What wedding? with whom?
Lisa
And with the young lady?
Molchalin
Go,
There is much hope ahead
We'll spend time without a wedding.
Lisa
What are you, sir! yes we are someone
To yourself as another's husband?
Molchalin
Don't know. And I'm so shaking,
And at one thought I crush,
That Pavel Afanasich once
Someday will catch us
Disperse, curse! .. What? open your soul?
I don't see anything in Sofia Pavlovna
Enviable. God grant her a century to live richly,
Loved Chatsky once,
He will stop loving me like him.
My angel, I would like half
To feel the same for her that I feel for you;
No, no matter how I tell myself
I'm getting ready to be gentle, but I'm getting wet - and I'll lay a sheet.
Sofia (aside)
What baseness!
Chatsky (behind the column)
Scoundrel!
Lisa
And you are not ashamed?
Molchalin
My father bequeathed to me:
First, to please all people without exception -
The owner, where he happens to live,
The boss with whom I will serve,
To his servant who cleans dresses,
Doorman, janitor, to avoid evil,
The janitor's dog, so that it was affectionate.
Lisa
Say, sir, you have a huge guardianship!
Molchalin
And here's the lover I assume
To please the daughter of such a person ...
Lisa
Who feeds and waters
And sometimes give a rank?
Come on, enough talk.
Molchalin
Let's go love to share our deplorable stolen.
Let me embrace you from the heart of fullness.
(Lisa is not given.)
Why is she not you!
(Wants to go, Sophia won't let her.)
Sophia (almost in a whisper; the whole scene is in an undertone)
Go further, I have heard a lot,
Terrible person! I'm ashamed of myself, I'm ashamed of the walls.
Molchalin
How! Sofia Pavlovna...
Sofia
Not a word, for God's sake
Shut up, I'll take care of everything.
Molchalin (rushes to his knees, Sofia pushes him away)
Oh! remember! do not be angry, look! ..
Sofia
I don't remember anything, don't bother me.
Memories! like a sharp knife.
MOLCHALIN (crawls at her feet)
Have mercy...
Sofia
Don't be mean, stand up.
I don't want an answer, I know your answer
Lie...
Molchalin
Do me a favor...
Sofia
No. No. No.
Molchalin
He was joking, and I did not say anything other than ...
Sofia
Leave me alone, I say, now
I'll wake everyone in the house with a cry
And I will destroy myself and you.
(Molchalin gets up.)
I haven't known you since then.
Reproaches, complaints, my tears
Do not dare to expect, you are not worth them;
But so that the dawn does not find you here in the house.
Never to hear from you again.
Molchalin
As you command.
Sofia
Otherwise I'll tell
The whole truth to the father, with annoyance.
You know that I don't value myself.
Come on. - Stop, be glad,
What about dating me in the stillness of the night
You were more timid in your temper,
Than even during the day, and in front of people, and in reality;
You have less insolence than curvature of the soul.
She herself is pleased that she found out everything at night:
There are no reproachful witnesses in the eyes,
Like daviche, when I fainted,
Here Chatsky was...
Chatsky (rushes between them)
He's here, pretender!
Lisa and Sofia
Ah! Ah!
(Lisa drops the candle in fright; Molchalin hides into her room.)

Phenomenon 13

The same, except for Molchalin.
Chatsky
Rather faint, now it's alright
More important than the long-standing reason is that
Here is the solution to the puzzle at last!
Here I am donated to whom!
I don’t know how I tempered the rage in myself!
I looked and saw and did not believe!
And dear, for whom is forgotten
And the former friend, and female fear and shame, -
Hiding behind the door, afraid to be the answer.
Oh! how to comprehend the game of fate?
A persecutor of people with a soul, a scourge! -
Silencers are blissful in the world!
Sofia (in tears)
Don't go on, I blame myself all around.
But who would have thought that he was so insidious!
Lisa
Knock! noise! Oh! My God! the whole house runs here.
Your father will be grateful.

Event 14

Chatsky, Sofia, Lisa, Famusov, a crowd of servants with candles.
Famusov
Here! Behind me! hurry up! hurry up!
More candles, lanterns!
Where are the brownies? Ba! familiar faces!
Daughter, Sofia Pavlovna! stray!
Shameless! where! with whom! Neither give nor take,
Like her mother, the dead wife.
I used to be with the better half
A little apart - somewhere with a man!
Fear God, how? what did he do to you?
She called him insane!
Not! stupidity and blindness attacked me!
All this is a conspiracy, and in the conspiracy was
He himself, and all the guests. Why am I so punished!
Chatsky (Sofia)
So I still owe you this fiction?
Famusov
Brother, do not feint, I will not give in to deceit,
Even if you fight, I don't believe it.
You, Filka, you are a straight chump,
Made a lazy grouse into doormen,
He doesn't know anything, he doesn't feel anything.
Where was? where did you go?
Senya did not lock for what?
And how did you not watch it? And how did you not hear?
To work for you, to settle you:[ 108 ]
They are ready to sell me for a penny.
You, quick-eyed, everything from your pranks;
Here it is, the Kuznetsk bridge, outfits and updates;
There you learned how to make lovers,
Wait, I'll fix you
If you please, go to the hut, march, follow the birds;
Yes, and you, my friend, I, daughter, will not leave,
Take two more days of patience:
You should not be in Moscow, you should not live with people;
Away from these grips,
To the village, to my aunt, to the wilderness, to Saratov,
There you will grieve
Sitting at the hoop, yawning at the holy calendar [ 109 ].
And you, sir, I ask plainly
Do not favor either directly or by country road;
And yours is the last line,
What, tea, to everyone the door will be locked:
I will try, I, I will strike the alarm,
I'll make trouble around the city
And I will announce to all the people:
I will submit to the Senate, to the ministers, to the sovereign.
Chatsky (after some silence)
I will not come to my senses ... guilty,
And I listen, I don't understand
As if they still want to explain to me.
Confused by thoughts… expecting something.
(With heat.)
Blind! in whom I was looking for the reward of all labors!
Hurry! .. flew! trembled! Here happiness, thought, close.
Before whom I daviche so passionately and so lowly
There was a waster of tender words!
And you! Oh my goodness! who did you choose?
When I think about who you preferred!
Why am I lured into hope?
Why didn't they tell me directly
What did you turn all the past into laughter?!
That memory even hates you
Those feelings, in both of us the movements of the hearts of those
Which in me have not cooled the distance,
No entertainment, no changing places.
Breathed, and lived by them, was constantly busy!
They would say that my sudden arrival to you,
My appearance, my words, deeds - everything is disgusting, -
I would immediately cut off relations with you
And before we leave forever
Wouldn't get very far
Who is this kind person?
(Mockingly.)
You will make peace with him, on mature reflection.
To destroy yourself, and for what!
Think you can always
Protect, and swaddle, and send for business.
Husband-boy, husband-servant, from the wife's pages [ 110 ] -
The lofty ideal of all Moscow men. -
Enough! .. with you I am proud of my break.
And you, sir father, you passionate for ranks:
I wish you to slumber in ignorance happy,
I do not threaten you with my marriage.
There is another, well-behaved,
Low worshiper and businessman,
Advantages, finally
He is equal to the future father-in-law.
So! I sobered up completely
Dreams out of sight - and the veil fell;
Now it would not be bad in a row
For daughter and father
And for a foolish lover
And pour out all the bile and all the annoyance on the whole world.
Who was he with? Where did fate take me?
Everyone is racing! everyone curse! crowd of tormentors,
In the love of traitors, in the enmity of the tireless,
Indomitable storytellers,
Clumsy wise men, crafty simpletons,
Sinister old women, old men,
decrepit over fiction, nonsense, -
Insane you glorified me with all the chorus.
You are right: he will come out of the fire unharmed,
Who will have time to spend the day with you,
Breathe the air alone
And his mind will survive.
Get out of Moscow! I don't come here anymore.
I'm running, I won't look back, I'll go looking around the world,
Where there is a corner for the offended feeling! ..
Carriage for me, carriage!
(Leaves.)

Event 15

Except Chatsky
Famusov
Well? Can't you see he's crazy?
Say seriously:
Insane! what the hell is he talking about here!
Worshiper! father-in-law! and about Moscow so menacingly!
And you decided to kill me?
Is my fate still not deplorable?
Oh! My God! what will he say
Princess Marya Alexevna!
(1822-1824)

Comedy
in four acts
in verse

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Action in Moscow in Famusov's house.

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PHENOMENON 1 The living room, there is a large clock in it, on the right is the door to Sophia's bedroom, from where you can hear a pianoforte with a flute, which then fall silent. Lizanka is sleeping in the middle of the room, hanging from her armchairs. (Morning, a little day breaks) Lizanka (suddenly wakes up, gets up from her chair, looks around) It's getting light! .. Ah! how soon the night passed! Yesterday I asked to sleep - refusal, "Waiting for a friend." - We need an eye and an eye, Do not sleep until you roll off your chair. Now I've just taken a nap, It's already day! .. tell them ... (Knocking on Sophia.) Gentlemen, Hey! Sofia Pavlovna, trouble. Your conversation went during the night; Are you deaf? - Alexei Stepanych! Madame! .. - And fear does not take them! (Departs from the door.) Well, an uninvited guest, Perhaps the priest will come in! I ask you to serve the young lady in love! (To the door again) Let's go. Morning. - What? (Sophia's voice) What time is it? Lizanka Everything in the house rose. Sofia (from her room) What time is it? Lizanka Seventh, eighth, ninth. Sofia (from there) Not true. Lizanka (away from the door) Ah! cupid *damned! And they hear, do not want to understand, Well, what would they take away the shutters? I'll move the clock, even though I know: there will be a race, I'll make them play. (He climbs onto a chair, moves the hand, the clock strikes and plays.) SCENE 2 Liza and Famusov. Lisa Ah! master! Famusov Barin, yes. (Stops the hour-long music) What a naughty girl you are. I couldn't figure out what the problem was! Now a flute is heard, then like a pianoforte; Would it be too early for Sophia?? Liza No, sir, I ... just by chance ... Famusov Here's something by chance, take note of you; Yes, yes, on purpose. (Cuddles up to her and flirts) Oh! potion, * darling. Liza You are a darling, these faces suit you! Famusov Modest, but nothing but Leprosy and the wind on my mind. Liza Let it go, anemone yourself, Come to your senses, you old people... FAMUSOV Almost. Lisa Well, who will come, where are we with you? Famusov Who should come here? Is Sophia asleep? Lisa was now asleep. Famusov Now! What about the night? Liza read the whole night. Famusov Vish, what whims have you got! Lisa All in French, aloud, reading shutting herself up. Famusov Tell me that it is not good for her eyes to spoil, And in reading it is not great: She does not sleep from French books, And it hurts me to sleep from Russians. Lisa When she gets up, I'll report, If you please go, wake me up, I'm afraid. Famusov What to wake up? You wind up the clock yourself, you thunder the symphony for the whole quarter. Liza (as loudly as possible) Yes, completeness, sir! FAMUSOV (holds her mouth) Have mercy, how you scream. Are you crazy? Liza I'm afraid it won't work out. .. Famusov What? Liza It's time, sir, you know you're not a child; In girls, the morning dream is so thin; You creak the door a little, you whisper a little: Everyone hears ... Famusov You are all lying. Sofia's voice Hey Lisa! FAMUSOV (hurriedly) Shh! (Sneaks out of the room on tiptoe.) LIZA (alone) Gone... Ah! away from the masters; They prepare troubles for themselves at every hour, Bypass us more than all sorrows And the lord's anger, and the lord's love. PHENOMENON 3 Lisa, Sophia with a candle, followed by Molchalin. Sofia What, Lisa, attacked you? Noise ... Lisa Of course, it's hard for you to part? Shutting yourself up to the light, and it seems that everything is not enough? Sofia Oh, it's really dawn! (Extinguishes the candle.) Both light and sadness. How swift are the nights! Lisa Grieve, know that there is no urine from outside, Your father came here, I died; I twirled in front of him, I don’t remember that I was lying; Well, what have you become? bow, sir, weigh. Come on, the heart is not in the right place; Look at your watch, look out the window: People have been pouring down the streets for a long time; And in the house there is a knock, walking, sweeping and cleaning. Sofia Happy hours are not observed. Lisa Don't watch your power; And that in return for you, of course, I get there. Sofia (to MOLCHALINA) Go; we'll be bored all day long. Lisa God be with you–sir; away take your hand. (Puts them apart, Molchalin runs into Famusov at the door.) SCENE 4 Sophia, Liza, Molchalin, Famusov. Famusov What an opportunity! * Molchalin, you, brother? Molchalin Ya-s. Famusov Why are you here? and at this hour? And Sophia! .. Hello, Sophia, that you got up so early! a? for what concern? And how did God bring you together at the wrong time? SOPHIA He's just come in now. Molchalin Now with walk. Famusov friend. Is it possible to choose a nook for walking Away? And you, madam, just jumped out of bed, With a man! with the young! "A job for a girl!" All night reading fables, And here are the fruits of these books! And all the Kuznetsky Most, * and the eternal French, From there fashions come to us, and authors, and muses: Destroyers of pockets and hearts! When will the creator deliver us From their hats! bonnets! and studs! and pins! And bookstores and biscuit shops! .. Sofia Excuse me, father, my head is spinning; I can hardly take my breath from fright; You deigned to run in so quickly, I got confused ... Famusov I thank you humbly, I soon ran to them! I interfered! I scared! I, Sofya Pavlovna, am upset myself, the whole day there is no rest, I rush about as if mad. By position, by service, trouble, He sticks, the other, everyone cares about me! But did I expect new troubles? to be deceived... Sophia By whom, father? Famusov Here they will reproach me, That I always scold to no avail. Don't cry, I'm talking business: Haven't they cared about your upbringing! from the cradle! My mother is dead: I knew how to employ a second mother in Madame Rosier. He put an old woman-gold in supervision of you: She was smart, her temper was quiet, her rules were rare. One thing does not serve her to her credit: For an extra five hundred rubles a year She allowed herself to be seduced by others. Yes, there is no strength in Madame. There is no need for a different model, When the example of a father is in the eyes. Look at me: I do not brag about my constitution; However, he is cheerful and fresh, and lived to gray hair, Free, widow, I am my master ... Known for monastic behavior! .. Lisa I dare, sir ... FAMUSOV Be silent! Terrible age! Don't know what to start! All managed beyond their years. And more than daughters, but good-natured people themselves. We were given these languages! We take vagabonds, * both to the house and on tickets, * To teach our daughters everything, everything - And dancing! and foam! and tenderness! and sigh! As if we are preparing buffoons for their wives. * You, a visitor, what? you're here, sir, why? Rootless warmed and introduced into my family, Gave the rank of assessor * and took in the secretaries; Transferred to Moscow through my assistance; And if it wasn't for me, you would smoke in Tver. Sofia I will not explain your anger in any way. He lives in the house here, a great misfortune! Went to a room, got into another. Famusov Hit or wanted to hit? Why are you together? It can't be by accident. Sophia This, however, is the whole case: How the other day you and Liza were here, Your voice frightened me extremely, And I rushed here with all my legs ... Famusov Perhaps, all the turmoil will add up to me. At the wrong time, my voice made them anxious! Sophia In a vague dream, a trifle disturbs; To tell you a dream: you will understand then. Famusov What is the story? Sophia tell you? Famusov Well, yes. (Sits down.) SOPHIA Excuse me... you see... first Flowery meadow; and I was looking for Some Grass, I don’t remember in reality. Suddenly a dear man, one of those whom we will See - as if we have known each other for a century, Appeared here with me; and insinuating, and smart, But timid... You know, who was born in poverty... Famusov Ah! mother, do not finish the blow! Who is poor, he is not a couple for you. Sofia Then everything was gone: the meadows and the sky. We are in a dark room. To complete the miracle, The floor opened up - and you are from there, Pale as death, and a hair on end! Then with a thunder the doors were flung open Some not people and not animals, We were apart - and tormented the one who was sitting with me. He seems to be dearer to me than all the treasures, I want to see him - you drag with you: We are escorted by a groan, a roar, laughter, a whistle of monsters! He screams after him!.. - I woke up. “Someone is talking,” your voice was; what do you think, so early? I run here - and I find you both. FAMUSOV Yes, a bad dream, as I see it. Everything is here, if there is no deceit: And devils and love, and fears and flowers. Well, my sir, and you? MOLCHALIN I heard your voice. FAMUSOV It's funny. My voice was given to them, and how well everyone hears it, and calls everyone before dawn! He was in a hurry to my voice, why? - speak. MOLCHALIN With papers—s. Famusov Yes! they were missing. Forgive me, that this zeal has suddenly fallen on written matters! (Rises.) Well, Sonyushka, I will give you peace: There are strange dreams, but in reality it is stranger; You were looking for grass for yourself, You came across a friend sooner; Get the nonsense out of your head; Where there are miracles, there is little stock. - Come on, lie down, fall asleep again. (to Molchalin) Let's go sort out the papers. MOLCHALIN I only carried them for the report, What can not be put into use without information, without others, There are contradictions, and much is not efficient. FAMUSOV I'm afraid, sir, I'm mortally alone, So that many of them do not accumulate; Give free rein to you, it would have settled down; And with me, what matters, what does not matter, My custom is this: Signed, so off my shoulders. (Leaves with MOLCHALIN, at the door lets him go ahead.) SCENE 5 Sophia, Liza. Lisa Well, the holiday is here! Well, here's some fun for you! But no, now it’s no laughing matter; It is dark in the eyes, and the soul froze; Sin is not a problem, rumor is not good. Sofia What do I hear? He who wants to, judges, Yes, the father will force you to think: Obese, restless, quick, Always like that, but from now on ... You can judge ... Liza I judge not by stories; If he forbids you, good is still with me; And then, God have mercy, just me, Molchalin and everyone out of the yard. Sofia Just think how capricious happiness is! It happens worse, get away with it; When sad nothing comes to mind, Forgotten by the music, and time passed so smoothly; Fate seemed to take care of us; No anxiety, no doubt... And grief awaits from around the corner. Lisa That's it, you're my stupid judgment You never complain: But here's the trouble. What is the best prophet for you? I repeated: in love there will be no use in this Forever and ever. Like all Moscow ones, your father is like this: He would like a son-in-law with stars, but with ranks, And with the stars not everyone is rich, between us; Well, of course, to that And money to live, so that he could give balls; Here, for example, Colonel Skalozub: And a gold bag, and aims for generals. Sofia Where is so nice! and fun to me fear To listen about the frunte * and ranks; He never uttered a clever word, - I don't care what's for him, what's in the water. Lisa Yes, sir, so to speak, eloquent, but painfully not cunning; But be a military man, be a civilian, * Who is so sensitive, and cheerful, and sharp, Like Alexander Andreyich Chatsky! Not to embarrass you; It's been a long time, don't turn back, But I remember ... Sophia What do you remember? He gloriously knows how to laugh at everyone; Chatting, joking, it's funny to me; You can share laughter with everyone. Lisa And only? as if? - I shed tears, I remember, poor he, how he parted with you. - What, sir, are you crying? live laughing ... And he answered: “Not without reason, Liza, I cry: Who knows what I will find when I return? And how much, perhaps, I will lose! The poor thing seemed to know that in three years... Sofia Listen, don't take too many liberties. I am very windy, perhaps, I acted, And I know, and I am guilty; but where did you change? To whom? so that they could reproach with infidelity. Yes, with Chatsky, it’s true, we were brought up, grew up: The habit of being together every day is inseparable Has tied us with childhood friendship; but then he moved out, he seemed bored with us, and rarely visited our house; Then again he pretended to be in love, demanding and distressed!!. He is sharp, smart, eloquent, Especially happy among friends, So he thought highly of himself ... The desire to wander attacked him, Ah! if someone loves whom, Why go crazy and search so far? Liza Where is it worn? in what areas? He was treated, they say, on acidic waters, * Not from illness, tea, from boredom - more free. Sofia And, right, happy where people are funnier. Whom I love is not like this: Molchalin, ready to forget himself for others, Enemy of insolence, - always shy, timidly Whole night with whom you can spend like that! We sit, and the yard has long turned white, What do you think? what are you busy with? Lisa God knows, Madame, is it my business? Sophia He takes his hand, presses it to his heart, He sighs from the depths of his soul, Not a free word, and so the whole night passes, Hand with hand, and his eyes do not take off from me. - Laughing! is it possible! what a reason I gave you to such laughter! Lisa Me-sir?.. your aunt now came to mind, How a young Frenchman ran away from her house. Dove! I wanted to bury Her annoyance, but failed: I forgot to blacken my hair And after three days I turned gray. (Continues to laugh.) Sofia (with chagrin) That's the same way they will talk about me later. Lisa Forgive me, really, how holy God is, I wanted this foolish laugh to help you a little to cheer. PHENOMENON 6 Sophia, Liza, a servant, followed by Chatsky. Servant To you Alexander Andreevich Chatsky. (Leaves.) SCENE 7 Sophia, Lisa, Chatsky. CHATSKY A little light already on my feet! and I am at your feet. (He kisses his hand with fervor.) Well, kiss me, didn't you wait? speak! Well, for? * Not? Look at my face. Surprised? but only? here's the welcome! As if a week had not passed; As if yesterday together We have no urine tired of each other; Not on the hair of love! how good! And meanwhile, I don’t remember, without a soul, I’ve been forty-five hours, without screwing up my eyes in an instant, More than seven hundred versts have swept by - the wind, the storm; And he was confused all over, and how many times he fell - And here is a reward for feats! Sofia Ah! Chatsky, I am very glad to see you. CHATSKY You for the sake of? at a good hour. However, sincerely who rejoices in such a way? It seems to me that in the end I chilled people and horses, I only amuse myself. Lisa Here, sir, if you were at the door, By God, there are not five minutes, How we remembered you here. Madam, tell yourself. Sofia Always, not just now. - You can't reproach me. Who will flash, open the door, On the way, by chance, from a stranger, from afar - With a question I, at least be a sailor: Didn't I meet you somewhere in the mail coach? Chatsky Let's say so. Blessed is he who believes, he is warm in the world! – Ah! My God! I'm here again, In Moscow! you! how can you know! Where is the time? where is that innocent age, When it used to be a long evening We will appear with you, disappear here and there, We play and make noise on chairs and tables. And here is your father with madam, behind the picket; * We are in a dark corner, and it seems that in this! Do you remember? we shudder that the table creaks, the door creaks... Sofia Childishness! Chatsky Yes, sir, and now, At seventeen, you blossomed charmingly, Inimitably, and you know it, And therefore modest, do not look at the world. Are you in love? I ask you to give me an answer, Without thought, fullness to be embarrassed. Sophia Yes, even anyone will be embarrassed by Quick questions and a curious look ... Chatsky For mercy, if not you, why be surprised? What new will Moscow show me? Yesterday there was a ball, and tomorrow there will be two. He got married - he managed, but he gave a miss. All the same sense, * and the same verses in the albums. Sophia Gonenie to Moscow. What does it mean to see the light! Where is better? Chatsky Where we are not. Well, what about your father? all of the English club An old, faithful member to the grave? Did your uncle jump back his eyelid? And this one, like him, is he a Turk or a Greek? That dark-haired one, on the legs of cranes, I don’t know what his name is, Wherever you go: right there, In dining rooms and living rooms. And three of the boulevard faces * Who have been young for half a century? They have a million relatives, and with the help of their sisters, they will intermarry with all of Europe. What about our sun? our treasure? On the forehead is written: Theater and Masquerade; * The house is painted with greenery in the form of a grove, He is fat, his artists are skinny. At the ball, remember, the two of us opened Behind the screens, in one of the more secret rooms, A man was hidden and clicked a nightingale, A singer in summer weather in winter. And that consumptive, kindred to you, the enemy of books, In the scientific committee * which settled And shouting demanded oaths, So that no one knew and did not learn to read and write? I am destined to see them again! You will get tired of living with them, and in whom can you not find spots? When you wander, you return home, And the smoke of the Fatherland is sweet and pleasant to us! Sophia I would like to introduce you to my aunt, To count all my acquaintances. CHATSKY What about your aunt? all girl, Minerva? * All the maid of honor * Catherine the First? Is the house full of pupils and moseks? Oh! Let's move on to education. What now, just as of old, Are they bothering to recruit regiments of teachers, More in number, at a cheaper price? Not that they are far in science; In Russia, under a heavy fine, We are ordered to recognize everyone as a Historian and a geographer! Our mentor, * remember his cap, robe, Finger * forefinger, all the signs of learning How our timid minds disturbed, How we used to believe from an early time, That there is no salvation for us without the Germans! And Guillaume, the Frenchman, knocked out by the breeze? Is he not married yet? Sofia On whom? Chatsky At least on some princess Pulcheria Andreevna, for example? Sofia Dancemaster! is it possible! CHATSKY Well, he is a cavalier. They will require us to be with property and in rank, And Guillaume! .. - What is the tone here today At congresses, at big ones, on parish holidays? A mixture of languages ​​still predominates: French with Nizhny Novgorod? Sofia A mixture of languages? Chatsky Yes, two, you can't do without it. Sofia But it's tricky to tailor one of them like yours. Chatsky At least not inflated. Here's the news! - I take advantage of the moment, Meeting with you is lively, And talkative; but aren't there times that I'm dumber than Molchalin? Where is he, by the way? Have you yet broken the silence of the press? There were songs where brand new notebooks He sees, sticks: please write off. And yet, he will reach the known levels, After all, now they love the dumb. Sofia Not a man, a snake! (Loudly and forcedly.) I want to ask you: Have you ever laughed? or in sadness? Mistake? did you say good things about someone? Though not now, but in childhood, maybe. Chatsky When everything is so soft? both tender and immature? Why so long ago? Here's a good deed for you: Just rattling the bells And day and night through the snowy desert, I hasten to you, breaking my head. And how do I find you? in some strict order! I endure coldness for half an hour! The face of the most holy pilgrim! .. - And yet I love you without memory. (A moment's silence.) Listen, are my words all sharp? And tend to someone's harm? But if so: mind and heart are not in harmony. I'm eccentric to another miracle Once I laugh, then I'll forget: Tell me to go into the fire: I'll go as if for dinner. Sophia Yes, well - burn, if not? SCENE 8 Sophia, Lisa, Chatsky, Famusov. Famusov Here's another one! Sofia Oh, father, sleep in your hand. (Leaves.) FAMUSOV (after her in an undertone) Damned dream. PHENOMENON 9 Famusov, Chatsky (looks at the door through which Sophia came out) Famusov Well, you threw the thing away! Three years did not write two words! And suddenly it burst like from the clouds. (They embrace.) Great, friend, great, brother, great. Tell me, is your tea ready? A meeting of important news? Sit down, tell me quickly. (They sit down.) CHATSKY (absently) How pretty Sofya Pavlovna has become! Famusov You, young people, have no other business, How to notice girlish beauty: She said something in passing, and you, I tea, were filled with hopes, bewitched. Chatsky Ah! No; I'm a little spoiled for hope. Famusov "Dream in the hand" - she deigned to whisper to me, So you thought ... Chatsky Me? - Not at all. Famusov Who did she dream about? what? CHATSKY I'm not a dream reader. Famusov Do not believe her, everything is empty. Chatsky I believe my own eyes; I haven’t seen a century, a subscription of ladies, So that it would be at least a little like her! FAMUSOV He is all his own. Yes, tell me in detail, Where were you? Roamed for so many years! From where now? Chatsky Now I'm up to it! I wanted to travel around the whole world, And did not travel a hundredth. (Gets up hastily.) Excuse me; I was in a hurry to see you soon, I did not stop by home. Farewell! In an hour I'll appear, I won't forget the slightest detail; You first, then you tell everywhere. (In the doorway.) How pretty! (Leaves.) PHENOMENON 10 Famusov (one) Which of the two? "Oh! father, sleep in hand! And he says it out loud to me! Well, guilty! What a hook I gave! Molchalin daviche put me in doubt. Now ... yes, halfway out of the fire: That beggar, this dandy friend; Notorious * wasted, tomboy, What a commission, * Creator, To be an adult daughter's father! (Exits.) 1822-1824

Action IV

Famusov has a grand entrance hall in his house; a large staircase from the second dwelling, to which many side mezzanines adjoin; below to the right (from the characters) exit to the porch and the Swiss box; on the left, on the same plan, Molchalin's room.

Night. Weak lighting. Some lackeys fuss, others sleep in anticipation of their masters.

Phenomenon 1

Countess grandmother, Countess granddaughter , in front of them Lake th .

Lake th

Countess Khryumina's carriage.

Countess granddaughter

(as long as she is wrapped up)

Well ball! Well Famusov! knew how to call guests!

Some freaks from the other world

And there is no one to talk to, and no one to dance with.

Countess grandmother

We sing, mother, I can’t do it right,

Someday I'll take a bed to the grave.

(Both leave.)

Phenomenon 2

Platon Mikhailovich and Natalya Dmitrievna. One Lake is busy around them, the other is shouting at the entrance:

Gorich's carriage.

Natalya Dmitrievna

My angel, my life

Priceless, darling, Poposh, why is it so sad?

(Kisses her husband on the forehead.)

Admit it, the Famusovs had fun.

Platon Mikhailovich

Mother Natasha, I doze off at the balls,

Before them, a mortal reluctant,

But I do not resist, your worker,

I'm on duty after midnight, sometimes

You are pleased, no matter how sad,

I start to dance on command.

Natalya Dmitrievna

You pretend, and very unskillfully;

Hunt mortal to pass for an old man.

(Exit with footman.)

Platon Mikhailovich (coldly)

Ball is a good thing, captivity is bitter;

And who will not marry us!

After all, it is said, of a different kind ...

Lake th (from the porch)

There is a lady in the carriage, and she will be angry.

Platon Mikhailovich (with a sigh)

(Leaves.)

Phenomenon 3

Chatsky and Lake are ahead of him.

Chatsky

Shout for it to be served soon.

The footman leaves.

Well, the day has passed, and with it

All the ghosts, all the smoke and smoke

The hopes that filled my soul.

What was I waiting for? what did you think you would find here?

Where is the charm of this meeting? participation in whom is alive?

Scream! joy! hugged! - Empty.

In a wagon so-and-so on the way

Boundless plain, sitting idly,

Everything is visible ahead.

Light, blue, varied;

And you go for an hour, and two, a whole day; here is briskly

Drove to rest; lodging for the night: wherever you look,

All the same expanse and steppe, both empty and dead...

Annoyingly, there is no urine, the more you think.

The footman is back.

Lake th

The coachman is nowhere to be found, you see.

Chatsky

I went, look, do not spend the night here.

Lakey leaves again.

Phenomenon 4

Chatsky, Repetilov (runs in from the porch, at the very entrance falls from all legs and hastily recovers).

Repetilov

Ugh! blundered. Ah, my creator!

Let me rub my eyes; from where? buddy!..

Heart friend! Dear friend! Mon Cher! My dear. - Red.

Here are farces to me how often they were pets,

That I am idle, that I am stupid, that I am superstitious,

What do I have for all premonitions, signs;

Now ... please explain,

As if I knew, I'm in a hurry here,

Grab it, I hit it with my foot on the threshold

And stretched out to his full height.

Maybe laugh at me

That Repetilov is lying, that Repetilov is simple,

And I have an attraction to you, a kind of illness,

Some kind of love and passion

I'm ready to slay my soul

That in the world you will not find such a friend,

So true, she-she;

Let me lose my wife, children,

I will be left with the whole world,

Let me die in this place

And the Lord will destroy me...

Chatsky

Yes, it's full of nonsense to grind.

Repetilov

You don't love me, it's natural

With others, I am this way and that,

I'm talking to you shyly

I'm pathetic, I'm ridiculous, I'm ignorant, I'm a fool.

Chatsky

Here is a strange humiliation!

Repetilov

Scold me, I myself curse my birth,

When I think about how I killed time!

Tell me what time is it?

Chatsky

An hour to go to bed to go to bed;

When you came to the ball

So you can turn back.

Repetilov

What's the ball? brother, where are we all night until broad daylight,

We are shackled in decencies, we will not break out of the yoke,

Have you read? there is a book...

Chatsky

Did you read? task for me

Are you Repetilov?

Repetilov

Call me vandal

I deserve this name.

I valued empty people!

He himself raved for a century at dinner or at a ball!

I forgot about the kids! cheated on his wife!

Played! lost! taken under guardianship by decree!

He kept the dancer! and not just one:

Three at once!

Drinking dead! did not sleep for nine nights!

He rejected everything: laws! conscience! faith!

Chatsky

Listen! lie, but know the measure;

There is something to be desperate about.

Repetilov

Congratulate me, now I know people

With the smartest!! - All night long I do not roam.

Chatsky

Now, for example?

Repetilov

That there is only one night, it does not count,

But ask, where have you been?

Chatsky

And I guess myself.

Tea, in the club?

Repetilov

In English. To start confession:

From a noisy meeting.

Please, be silent, I gave my word to be silent;

We have society and secret meetings

On Thursdays. Secret alliance...

Chatsky

Oh! I'm scared brother.

How? in club?

Repetilov

Chatsky

These are emergency measures.

To drive away both you and your secrets.

Repetilov

In vain fear takes you

We speak loudly, no one will understand.

I myself, how they grab about the cameras, the jury,

About Byron, well, about important mothers,

I often listen without opening my lips;

I can't do it, brother, and I feel stupid.

Oh! Alexandre! we missed you;

Listen, my dear, amuse me at least a little;

Let's go now; we, fortunately, are on the move;

What will I take you to

People !!! .. they don’t look like me at all,

What kind of people, mon cher! Juice of smart youth!

Chatsky

God be with them and with you. Where will I jump?

What for? in the dead of night? Home, I want to sleep.

Repetilov

E! drop it! who is sleeping now? Well, complete, without preludes,

Make up your mind, and we! .. we have ... decisive people,

Hot dozen heads!

Chatsky

What are you so mad about?

Repetilov

Noise, brother, noise.

Chatsky

Are you making noise? but only?

Repetilov

No place to explain now and lack of time,

But the state business

It, you see, is not ripe,

You can't suddenly.

What kind of people! mon cher! Without distant stories

I'll tell you: firstly, Prince Gregory!!

The only weirdo! makes us laugh!

A century with the English, the whole English fold,

And he says through his teeth,

And also cut short for order.

Are you not familiar? about! get to know him.

The other is Vorkulov Evdokim;

Have you heard how he sings? about! wonder!

Listen, dear, especially

He has a favorite:

"BUT! non lashyar mi, but, but, but". "BUT! non lasciar mi, no, no, no" - "Ah, don't leave me, no, no, no!" - Ed.

We also have two brothers:

Levon and Borinka, wonderful guys!

You don't know what to say about them;

But if you order a genius to name:

Udushiev Ippolit Markelych!!!

You are writing it

Did you read anything? even a trifle?

Read, brother, but he does not write anything;

Here are some people to flog

And sentence: write, write, write;

In magazines you can, however, find

His passage, look and something.

What do you mean something? - about everything;

He knows everything, we graze him for a rainy day.

But we have a head, which is not in Russia,

No need to name, you will recognize by the portrait:

Night thief, duelist,

He was exiled to Kamchatka, returned as an Aleut

And firmly on the hand unclean;

Yes, a smart person cannot but be a rogue.

When he speaks of high honesty,

We inspire with some kind of demon:

Bloody eyes, burning face

He is crying, and we are all crying.

Here are the people, are there any like them? Hardly…

Well, between them, of course, I'm mediocre,

A little behind, lazy, think horror!

However, when, with my mind, I strained,

I'll sit down, I don't sit for an hour,

And somehow by chance, suddenly I face a pun.

Others in my mind will pick up the same thought,

And six of us, look, they blind the vaudeville,

The other six set to music,

Others clap when it's given.

Brother, laugh, but whatever, whatever:

God did not give me abilities

I gave a good heart, that's what I'm nice to people,

I’m lying - forgive me ...

Lake th (at the entrance)

Carriage Skalozub.

Repetilov

Phenomenon 5

The same Skalozub going down the stairs.

Repetilov (to meet him)

Oh! Skalozub, my soul,

Wait, where are you going? make friendship.

(She strangles him in her arms.)

Chatsky

Where can I go from them!

(Included in the Swiss.)

Repetilov (Skalozub)

The rumor about you has long ceased,

They said that you went to the regiment to serve,

Are you familiar?

(Searching for Chatsky with his eyes.)

Stubborn! rode off!

There is no need, I accidentally found you,

And please come with me, now, without excuses:

Prince Gregory now has darkness for the people,

You will see us forty people,

Ugh! how much, brother, there is mind!

They talk all night, they don't get bored,

First, they will give you champagne to drink,

And secondly, they will teach such things,

Which, of course, we can not invent with you.

Puffer

Deliver. Don't fool me with learning

Call others, and if you want,

I am Prince Gregory and you

Sergeant major in Walters ladies,

He will build you in three lines,

And squeak, it will instantly calm you down.

Repetilov

All service is on your mind! Mon cher, look here:

And I would climb into the ranks, but I met failures,

Like maybe no one ever;

I served as a civilian, then

Baron von Klotz to ministers methyl,

To him as a son-in-law.

Went straight ahead without further thought,

With his wife and with him he went into reversi,

Him and her what amounts

Dropped, God forbid!

He lived on the Fontanka, I built a house near,

With columns! huge! how much did it cost!

Finally married his daughter

I took a dowry - shish, in the service - nothing.

Father-in-law is German, but what's the use? -

I was afraid, you see, he reproached

For weakness, as if to relatives!

I was afraid, take his ashes, but is it easier for me?

His secretaries are all boors, all corrupt,

People, writing creature,

Everyone went out to know, everyone is important now,

Look at the address-calendar.

Ugh! service and ranks, crosses - the souls of ordeal,

Lakhmotiev Alexey says wonderfully,

That radical drugs are needed here,

The stomach does not boil longer.

(Stops when he sees that Zagoretsky has taken the place of Skalozub, who has left for a while.)

Phenomenon 6

Repetilov, Zagoretsky.

Zagoretsky

Please continue, I sincerely confess to you

I am just like you, a terrible liberal!

And from the fact that I speak straight and boldly,

How much have you lost!

Repetilov (with annoyance)

All apart, not saying a word;

Just out of sight one, look no more.

There was Chatsky, suddenly disappeared, then Skalozub.

Zagoretsky

What do you think about Chatsky?

Repetilov

He's not stupid

Now we collided, there are all sorts of turuses,

And a practical conversation turned to vaudeville.

Yes! vaudeville is a thing, and everything else is nothing.

He and I…we have…the same tastes.

Zagoretsky

Did you notice that he

Seriously damaged in mind?

Repetilov

What nonsense!

Zagoretsky

About him all this faith.

Repetilov

Zagoretsky

Ask everyone.

Repetilov

Zagoretsky

And by the way, here is Prince Pyotr Ilyich,

Princess and with princesses.

Repetilov

Phenomenon 7

Repetilov, Zagoretsky, Prince and Princess with six daughters and, a little later, Khlestova descends the front stairs, Molchalin leads her by the arm. Lackeys in the bustle.

Zagoretsky

Princesses, please tell me your opinion,

Crazy Chatsky or not?

1st princess

What is the doubt about this?

2nd princess

The whole world knows about it.

3rd princess

Dryansky, Khvorov, Varlyansky, Skachkov.

4th princess

Oh! lead the old ones, to whom are they new?

5th princess

Who doubts?

Zagoretsky

Yeah, I don't believe...

6th princess

Together

Monsieur Repetilov! You! Monsieur Repetilov! what do you!

How are you! Is it possible against everyone!

Why are you? shame and laughter.

Repetilov (plugs his ears)

I'm sorry, I didn't know that was too loud.

Princess

It would not be public yet, it is dangerous to talk with him,

It's time to lock up

Listen, so his little finger

Smarter than everyone, and even Prince Peter!

I think he's just a Jacobin

Your Chatsky!!!.. Let's go. Prince, you could carry

Roll or Zizi, we'll sit in a six-seater.

Khlestova (from the stairs)

Princess, card debt.

Princess

Follow me, mother.

Everyone (to each other)

Farewell.

The princely family leaves and Zagoretsky too.

Phenomenon 8

Repetilov, Khlestova, Molchalin.

Repetilov

Heavenly king!

Amfisa Nilovna! Oh! Chatsky! poor! here!

What is our high mind! and a thousand worries!

Tell me what in the world we are busy with!

Khlyostov

So God judged him; however,

They will treat, cure maybe;

And you, my father, are incurable, come on.

Made me show up on time! -

Molchalin, there is your closet,

Wires are not needed, go, the Lord is with you.

Molchalin goes to his room.

Farewell, father; it's time to freak out.

(Leaves.)

Phenomenon 9

Repetilov with his lackey.

Repetilov

Where is the path to go now?

And things are about to dawn.

Come on, put me in the carriage,

Take it somewhere.

(Leaves.)

Event 10

The last lamp goes out.

Chatsky (leaving the Swiss)

What's this? did I hear with my ears!

Not laughter, but clearly anger. What miracles

Through what sorcery

And for others, like a celebration,

Others seem to sympathize ...

O! if someone penetrated people:

What's worse about them? soul or language?

Whose essay is this!

Fools believed, they pass it on to others,

Old women instantly sound the alarm -

And here is the public opinion!

And that homeland ... No, on the current visit,

I see that she will soon tire of me.

Does Sophia know? - Of course, they said

She's not exactly to my detriment

I had fun, and it's true or not -

She doesn't care if I'm different or I

In her conscience, she does not value anyone.

But this swoon, unconsciousness from where?? -

Nerve spoiled, whim, -

A little will excite them, and a little will calm them down, -

I took it as a sign of living passions. - Not a crumb:

She, of course, would have lost the same strength,

Whenever someone stepped

On the tail of a dog or cat.

Sofia

(above the stairs on the second floor, with a candle)

Molchalin, is that you?

(He hastily closes the door again.)

Chatsky

She is! she herself!

Oh! my head is on fire, all my blood is in agitation.

Appeared! no it! is it in a vision?

Have I really lost my mind?

I am definitely prepared for the extraordinary;

But there is no vision here, the hour of goodbye is arranged.

Why should I deceive myself?

She called Molchalin, here is his room.

Footman him (from the porch)

Chatsky

(Pushes him out.)

(Hides behind a pillar.)

Event 11

Chatsky is hidden, Lisa with a candle.

Lisa

(looks around.)

Yes! how! he wants to wander around the hallway!

He, tea, has long been outside the gate,

Save love for tomorrow

Home and went to bed.

However, it is ordered to push to the heart.

(He knocks on Molchalin.)

Listen, sir. Please wake up.

The young lady is calling you, the young lady is calling you.

Yes, hurry up, so as not to be caught.

Event 12

Chatsky behind the column, Lisa, Molchalin (stretches and yawns), Sofia (sneaks from above).

Lisa

You, sir, are stone, sir, ice.

Molchalin

Oh! Lizanka, are you on your own?

Lisa

From the young lady, s.

Molchalin

Who would have guessed

What's in these cheeks, in these veins

Love has not yet played a blush!

Do you want to be only on parcels?

Lisa

And you, the bride-seekers,

Do not bask and do not yawn;

Pretty and sweet, who does not eat

And do not sleep until the wedding.

Molchalin

What wedding? with whom?

Lisa

And with the young lady?

Molchalin

There is much hope ahead

Let's pass the time without a wedding.

Lisa

What are you, sir! yes we are someone

To yourself as another's husband?

Molchalin

Don't know. And I'm so shaking,

And at one thought I crush,

That Pavel Afanasich once

Someday will catch us

Disperse, curse! .. What? open your soul?

I don't see anything in Sofia Pavlovna

Enviable. God grant her a century to live richly,

Loved Chatsky once,

He will stop loving me like him.

My angel, I would like half

To feel the same for her that I feel for you;

No, no matter how I tell myself

I'm getting ready to be gentle, but I'm getting wet - and I'll lay a sheet.

Sofia (aside)

What baseness!

Chatsky (behind the column)

Lisa

And you are not ashamed?

Molchalin

My father bequeathed to me:

First, to please all people without exception -

The owner, where he happens to live,

The boss with whom I will serve,

To his servant who cleans dresses,

Doorman, janitor, to avoid evil,

The janitor's dog, so that it was affectionate.

Lisa

Say, sir, you have a huge guardianship!

Molchalin

And here's the lover I assume

To please the daughter of such a person ...

Lisa

Who feeds and waters

And sometimes give a rank?

Come on, enough talk.

Molchalin

Let's go love to share our deplorable stolen.

Let me hug you from the heart of fullness.

Lisa is not given.

Why is she not you!

(Wants to go, Sophia won't let her.)

Sofia

Terrible person! I'm ashamed of myself, I'm ashamed of the walls.

Molchalin

How! Sofia Pavlovna...

Sofia

Not a word, for God's sake

Shut up, I'll take care of everything.

Molchalin

(drops to her knees, Sofia pushes him away), except for Molchalin.,

Made a lazy grouse into doormen,

He doesn't know anything, he doesn't feel anything.

Where was? where did you go?

Senya did not lock for what?

And how did you overlook it? and how did you miss it?

To work you, to settle you:

They are ready to sell me for a penny.

You, quick-eyed, everything from your pranks;

Here it is, the Kuznetsk bridge, outfits and updates;

There you learned how to make lovers,

Wait, I'll fix you

If you please, go to the hut, march, follow the birds;

Yes, and you, my friend, I, daughter, will not leave,

Take two more days of patience;

You should not be in Moscow, you should not live with people;

To the village, to my aunt, to the wilderness, to Saratov,

There you will grieve

Sitting at the hoop, yawning at the saints.

And you, sir, I ask plainly

Do not favor either directly or by country road;

And yours is the last line,

What, tea, to everyone the door will be locked:

I will try, I, I will strike the alarm,

I'll make trouble around the city

And I will announce to all the people:

I will submit to the Senate, to the ministers, to the sovereign.

Chatsky

(after some silence)

I will not come to my senses ... guilty,

And I listen, I don't understand

As if they still want to explain to me,

Confused by thoughts… expecting something.

(With heat.)

Blind! in whom I was looking for the reward of all labors!

Hurry! .. flew! trembled! happiness, I thought

Before whom I just now so passionately and so low

There was a waster of tender words!

And you! Oh my goodness! who did you choose?

When I think about who you preferred!

Why am I lured into hope?

Why didn't they tell me directly

What did you turn all the past into laughter?!

That memory even hates you

Those feelings, in both of us the movements of the hearts of those

Which in me have not cooled the distance,

No entertainment, no changing places.

Breathed, and lived by them, was constantly busy!

They would say that my sudden arrival to you,

My appearance, my words, actions - everything is disgusting,

I would immediately cut off relations with you,

And before we leave forever

Wouldn't get very far

Who is this kind person?

(Mockingly.)

You will make peace with him, on mature reflection.

To destroy yourself, and for what!

Think you can always

Protect, and swaddle, and send for business.

Husband-boy, husband-servant, from the wife's pages -

The lofty ideal of all Moscow men. -

Enough! .. with you I am proud of my break.

And you, sir father, you passionate for ranks:

I wish you to slumber in ignorance happy,

I do not threaten you with my marriage.

There will be another well-behaved,

Low worshiper and businessman,

Virtues at last

He is equal to the future father-in-law.

So! I sobered up completely

Dreaming out of sight - and the veil fell;

Now it would not be bad in a row

For daughter and father

And for a fool's lover

And pour out all the bile and all the annoyance on the whole world.

Who was he with? Where did fate take me?

Everyone is racing! everyone curse! crowd of tormentors,

In the love of traitors, in the enmity of the tireless,

Indomitable storytellers,

Clumsy wise men, crafty simpletons,

Sinister old women, old men,

decrepit over fiction, nonsense, -

Insane you glorified me with all the chorus.

You are right: he will come out of the fire unharmed,

Who will have time to spend the day with you,

Breathe the air alone

And his mind will survive.

Get out of Moscow! I don't come here anymore.

I'm running, I won't look back, I'll go looking around the world,

Where there is a corner for the offended feeling! ..

Carriage for me, carriage!

(Leaves.)

Event 15

Except Chatsky

Famusov

Well? Can't you see he's crazy?

Say seriously:

Insane! what the hell is he talking about here!

Worshiper! father-in-law! and about Moscow so menacingly!

And you decided to kill me?

Is my fate still not deplorable?

Oh! My God! what will he say

Princess Marya Alexevna!

CURRENT:
Pavel Afanasyevich Famusov office manager
Sofia Pavlovna, his daughter.
Lizanka, maid.
Alexey Stepanovich Molchalin, Famusov's secretary, who lives in his house.
Alexander Andreevich Chatsky.
Colonel Skalozub, Sergei Sergeevich.
Natalya Dmitrievna, young lady, Platon Mikhailovich, her husband, gorichi.
Prince Tugoukhovsky and Princess, his wife, with six daughters.
Countess grandmother, Countess granddaughter, — Khryumina.
Anton Antonovich Zagoretsky.
Old woman Khlestova, Famusov's sister-in-law.
G.N.
G.D.
Repetilov.
Parsley and a few talking servants.
Many guests of all sorts and their lackeys at the departure.
Waiters Famusova.

Comedy action in verse "Woe from Wit"

Action 1

Phenomenon 1

The living room, there is a large clock in it, on the right is the door to Sophia's bedroom, from where
a pianoforte with a flute is heard, which then fall silent. Lizanka in the middle of the room
sleeping leaning out of chairs. (Morning, a little day breaks)

Lizanka (suddenly wakes up, gets up from the chair, looks around)

It's getting light!.. Ah! how soon the night passed!
Yesterday I asked to sleep - refusal,
"Waiting for a friend." - You need an eye and an eye,
Don't sleep until you roll off your chair.
Now I just took a nap
It's day!.. tell them...

(He knocks on Sofia.)

Lord
Hey! Sofia Pavlovna, trouble.
Your conversation went during the night;
Are you deaf? — Alexey Stepanych!
Madam! .. - And fear does not take them!

(Moves away from the door.)

Well, an uninvited guest,
Perhaps the father will come in!
I ask you to serve the young lady in love!

(Back to the door)

Let go. Morning. - What?

What time is it now?

Lizanka

Everything in the house went up.

Sofia (from my room)

What time is it now?

Lizanka

Seventh, eighth, ninth.

Sofia (from there)

Not true.

Lizanka (away from the door)

Oh! cupid *damned!
And they hear, do not want to understand
Well, what would they take away the shutters?
I will translate the clock, even though I know: there will be a race,
I'll make them play.

(Climbs onto a chair, moves the hand, the clock strikes and plays.)

Phenomenon 2

Lisa and Famusov.

Lisa

Oh! master!

Famusov

Barin, yes.

(stops hour music)

After all, what a minx you are, girl.
I couldn't figure out what the problem was!
Now a flute is heard, then like a pianoforte;
Would it be too early for Sophia??

Lisa

No, sir, I ... just by chance ...

Famusov

Here's something by chance, notice you;
Yes, yes, on purpose.

(Cuddles up to her and flirts)

Ouch! potion, * darling.

Lisa

You are a prankster, these faces suit you!

Famusov

Modest, but nothing else
Leprosy and the wind on my mind.

Lisa

Let go, windmills yourself,
Remember, old people...

Famusov

Lisa

Well, who will come, where are we with you?

Famusov

Who should come here?
Is Sophia asleep?

Lisa

Now asleep.

Famusov

Now! What about the night?

Lisa

I read all night.

Famusov

Vish, whims what have got!

Lisa

All in French, aloud, reading locked up.

Famusov

Tell me that it's not good for her eyes to spoil,
And in reading, the use is not great:
She has no sleep from French books,
And it hurts me to sleep from the Russians.

Lisa

What will rise, I will report
If you please go, wake me up, I'm afraid.

Famusov

Why wake up? You wind the clock yourself
You thunder the symphony for the whole quarter.

Lisa (as loud as possible)

Yes, completeness!

Famusov (covers her mouth)

Have mercy on how you scream.
Are you crazy?

Lisa

I'm afraid it won't come out...

Famusov

Lisa

It's time, sir, for you to know you're not a child;
In girls, the morning dream is so thin;
You creak the door a little, you whisper a little:
Everyone hears...

Famusov

Famusov (hurriedly)

(Sneaks out of the room on tiptoe.)

Lisa (one)

Gone... Ah! away from the masters;
Prepare troubles for themselves at every hour,
Bypass us more than all sorrows
And the lord's anger, and the lord's love.

Phenomenon 3

Lisa, Sofia with a candle behind her Molchalin.

Sofia

What, Lisa, attacked you?
You make noise...

Lisa

Of course, it's hard for you to leave?
Shutting yourself up to the light, and it seems that everything is not enough?

Sofia

Ah, it really is dawn!

(Extinguishes the candle.)

And light and sadness. How swift are the nights!

Lisa

Grieve, know that there is no urine from the side,
Your father came here, I died;
I twirled in front of him, I don’t remember that I was lying;
Well, what have you become? bow, sir, weigh.
Come on, the heart is not in the right place;
Look at the clock, look out the window:
The people have been pouring down the streets for a long time;
And in the house there is a knock, walking, sweeping and cleaning.

Sofia

Happy hours are not observed.

Lisa

Don't watch, your power;
And that in return for you, of course, I get there.

Sofia (Molchalin)

Go; we'll be bored all day long.

Lisa

God is with you, sir; away take your hand.

(Puts them apart, Molchalin runs into Famusov at the door.)

Phenomenon 4

Sofia, Lisa, Molchalin, Famusov.

Famusov

What an opportunity! * Molchalin, you, brother?

Molchalin

Famusov

Why is it here? and at this hour?
And Sophia! .. Hello, Sophia, what are you
Got up so early! a? for what concern?
And how did God bring you together at the wrong time?

Sofia

He has just now entered.

Molchalin

Now from a walk.

Famusov

Friend. Is it possible for walking
Away to choose a nook?
And you, madam, just jumped out of bed,
With a man! with the young! "A job for a girl!"
All night reading fables,
And here are the fruits of these books!
And all the Kuznetsky Most, * and the eternal French,
From there, fashion to us, and authors, and muses:
Destroyers of pockets and hearts!
When the Creator delivers us
From their hats! bonnets! and studs! and pins!
And bookstores and biscuit shops! ..

Sofia

Excuse me, father, my head is spinning;
I can hardly take my breath from fright;
You deigned to run in so quickly,
I got confused...

Famusov

Thank you humbly
I ran into them soon!
I interfered! I scared!
I, Sofya Pavlovna, am upset myself, the whole day
No rest, rushing around like crazy.
By position, by service, trouble,
That sticks, the other, everyone cares about me!
But did I expect new troubles? to be deceived...

Sofia

Whom, father?

Famusov

Here they will reproach me,
Which I always scold to no avail.
Don't cry, I'm talking
Didn't they care about yours
About education! from the cradle!
Mother died: I knew how to accept
Madame Rosier has a second mother.
He put the old woman-gold in supervision of you:
She was smart, had a quiet disposition, rare rules.
One thing does not serve her well:
For extra five hundred rubles a year
She allowed herself to be seduced by others.
Yes, there is no strength in Madame.
No other pattern needed
When in the eyes of an example of a father.
Look at me: I do not brag about my constitution;
However, cheerful and fresh, and lived to gray hair,
Free, widows, I am my master ...
Known for monastic behavior! ..

Lisa

I dare, sir...

Famusov

Be silent!
Terrible age! Don't know what to start!
All managed beyond their years.
And more than daughters, but good-natured people themselves.
We were given these languages!
We take tramps, * both to the house and by tickets, *
To teach our daughters everything, everything -
And dancing! and foam! and tenderness! and sigh!
As if we are preparing buffoons for their wives. *
What are you, a visitor? you're here, sir, why?
Rootless warmed and introduced into my family,
He gave the rank of assessor * and took him to the secretaries;
Transferred to Moscow through my assistance;
And if it wasn't for me, you would smoke in Tver.

Sofia

I will not explain your anger in any way.
He lives in the house here, a great misfortune!
Went to a room, got into another.

Famusov

Got it or wanted to get it?
Why are you together? It can't be by accident.

Sofia

Here is the whole case, however:
How long ago you and Liza were here,
Your voice frightened me extremely,
And I rushed here with all my legs ...

Famusov

It will probably put all the turmoil on me.
At the wrong time, my voice made them anxious!

Sofia

In a vague dream, a trifle disturbs;
To tell you a dream: you will understand then.

Famusov

What's the story?

Sofia

tell you?

Famusov

(Sits down.)

Sofia

Let me ... you see ... first
flowery meadow; and i was looking for
Grass
Some, I don't remember.
Suddenly a nice person, one of those we
We will see - as if we have known each other for a century,
Came here with me; and insinuating, and smart,
But timid... You know who was born in poverty...

Famusov

Oh! mother, do not finish the blow!
Who is poor, he is not a couple for you.

Sofia

Then everything was gone: meadows and skies. —
We are in a dark room. To complete the miracle
The floor opened up - and you are from there,
Pale as death, and hair on end!
Here with a thunder the doors were flung open
Some not people and not animals,
We were separated - and they tortured the one who sat with me.
He seems to be dearer to me than all treasures,
I want to go to him - you drag with you:
We are escorted by groans, roars, laughter, whistles of monsters!
He screams after! .. -
Awoke. - Someone says -
Your voice was; what do you think, so early?
I run here and I find you both.

Famusov

Yes, a bad dream, as I see it.
Everything is there, if there is no deception:
And devils and love, and fears and flowers.
Well, my sir, and you?

Famusov

Molchalin

With papers.

Famusov

Yes! they were missing.
Pardon that it suddenly fell
Diligence in writing!

(Stands up.)

Well, Sonyushka, I will give you peace:
There are strange dreams, but in reality it is stranger;
You were looking for herbs
I came across a friend rather;
Get the nonsense out of your head;
Where there are miracles, there is little stock. —
Come on, lie down, sleep again.

(Molchalin)

We're going to sort out the papers.

Molchalin

I only carried them for the report,
What can not be used without certificates, without others,
There are contradictions, and much is not efficient.

Famusov

I'm afraid, sir, I'm deadly alone,
So that a multitude does not accumulate them;
Give free rein to you, it would have settled down;
And I have what's the matter, what's not the case,
My custom is this:
Signed, so off your shoulders.

(Leaves with MOLCHALIN, at the door lets him go first.)

Phenomenon 5

Sofia, Lisa.

Lisa

Well, the holiday is here! Well, here's some fun for you!
But no, now it’s no laughing matter;
It is dark in the eyes, and the soul froze;
Sin is not a problem, rumor is not good.

Sofia

What is my rumor? Who wants to judge
Yes, the father will force you to think:
Obese, restless, quick,
It's always been like this, but ever since...
You can judge...

Lisa

I judge, sir, not from stories;
If he forbids you, good is still with me;
And then, God have mercy, just
Me, Molchalin and everyone out of the yard.

Sofia

Think how capricious happiness is!
It happens worse, get away with it;
When sad nothing comes to mind,
Forgotten by the music, and time passed so smoothly;
Fate seemed to take care of us;
No worry, no doubt...
And grief awaits around the corner.

Lisa

That's it, sir, you are my stupid judgment
Never complain:
But here's the trouble.
What is the best prophet for you?
I repeated: in love there will be no use in this
Not forever.
Like all Moscow ones, your father is like this:
He would like a son-in-law with stars, but with ranks,
And under the stars, not everyone is rich, between us;
Well, of course, besides
And money to live, so that he could give balls;
Here, for example, Colonel Skalozub:
And the golden bag, and marks the generals.

Sofia

Where is cute! and fun me fear
Hear about the fringe * and the rows;
He never uttered a clever word,
I don't care what's behind him, what's in the water.

Lisa

Yes, sir, so to speak, eloquent, but painfully not cunning;
But be a military man, be a civilian, *
Who is so sensitive, and cheerful, and sharp,
Like Alexander Andreevich Chatsky!
Not to embarrass you;
It's been a long time, don't turn back
And remember...

Sofia

What do you remember? He's nice
He knows how to laugh at everyone;
Chatting, joking, it's funny to me;
You can share laughter with everyone.

Lisa

But only? as if? - Shedding tears
I remember, poor he, how he parted with you. —
Why, sir, are you crying? live laughing...
And he answered: “No wonder, Liza, I’m crying:
Who knows what I will find when I return?
And how much, perhaps, I will lose!
The poor thing seemed to know that in three years ...

Sofia

Listen, don't take too many liberties.
I'm very windy, maybe I did,
And I know, and I'm sorry; but where did you change?
To whom? so that they could reproach with infidelity.
Yes, with Chatsky, however, we were brought up, grew up:
The habit of being together every day is inseparable
She connected us with childhood friendship; but then
He moved out, he seemed bored with us,
And rarely visited our house;
Then he pretended to be in love again,
Demanding and distressed!!.
Sharp, smart, eloquent,
Especially happy in friends
That's what he thought about himself...
The desire to wander attacked him,
Oh! if someone loves someone
Why go crazy and go so far?

Lisa

Where is it worn? in what areas?
He was treated, they say, on acidic waters, *
Not from illness, tea, from boredom - take it easy.

Sofia

And, of course, happy where people are funnier.
Who I love is not like this:
Molchalin, ready to forget himself for others,
The enemy of insolence - always shyly, timidly
A whole night with whom you can spend like this!
We sit, and the yard has long turned white,
What do you think? what are you busy with?

Lisa

God knows
Ma'am, is it my business?

Sofia

He takes his hand, shakes his heart,
Breathe from the depths of your soul
Not a free word, and so the whole night passes,
Hand in hand, and the eye does not take my eyes off me. —
Laugh! is it possible! gave a reason
To you I to such laughter!

Lisa

Me, sir? .. your aunt has now come to mind,
How a young Frenchman ran away from her house.
Dove! wanted to bury
I failed my annoyance:
Forgot to dye my hair
And three days later she turned gray.

(Continues to laugh.)

Sofia (with chagrin)

That's how they talk about me later.

Lisa

Excuse me, right, how holy God is,
I wanted this stupid laugh
Helped to cheer you up a bit.

Phenomenon 6

Sofia, Lisa, servant, behind him Chatsky.

Servant

To you Alexander Andreevich Chatsky.

(Exits.)

Phenomenon 7

Sofia, Lisa, Chatsky.

Chatsky

A little light on my feet! and I am at your feet.

(He kisses his hand passionately.)

Well, kiss the same, did not wait? speak!
Well, for? * Not? Look at my face.
Surprised? but only? here's the welcome!
As if a week had not passed;
Like yesterday together
We are tired of each other;
Not on the hair of love! how good!
And meanwhile, I don’t remember, without a soul,
I'm forty-five hours, my eyes do not screw up in a moment,
More than seven hundred miles swept - wind, storm;
And all confused, and fell how many times -
And here is the reward for the feats!

Sofia

Oh! Chatsky, I am very glad to see you.

Chatsky

Are you for? at a good hour.
However, sincerely who rejoices in such a way?
I think it's the last
Chilling people and horses,
I only amuse myself.

Lisa

Here, sir, if you were at the door,
By God, there are no five minutes,
How we remember you here.
Madam, tell yourself.

Sofia

Always, not just now. —
You cannot reproach me.
Who will flash, open the door,
Passage, by chance, from a stranger, from afar -
With a question I, at least be a sailor:
Didn't I meet you somewhere in the mail coach?

Chatsky

Let's assume it is.
Blessed is he who believes, he is warm in the world! —
Oh! My God! Am I here again
In Moscow! you! how can you know!
Where is the time? where is that innocent age,
When it used to be a long evening
You and I will appear, disappear here and there,
We play and make noise on chairs and tables.
And here is your father with madam, behind the picket; *
We are in a dark corner, and it seems that in this!
Do you remember? shudder that the table creaks, the door ...

Sofia

Childhood!

Chatsky

Yes, and now
At seventeen you blossomed beautifully,
Incredible and you know it
And therefore modest, do not look at the light.
Are you in love? please give me an answer
Without thought, fullness to be embarrassed.

Sofia

Yes, at least someone is embarrassed
Quick questions and a curious look…

Chatsky

Pardon, not you, why be surprised?
What new will Moscow show me?
Yesterday there was a ball, and tomorrow there will be two.
He got married - he managed, but he gave a miss.
All the same sense, * and the same verses in the albums.

Sofia

Persecution of Moscow. What does it mean to see the light!
Where is better?

Chatsky

Where we are not.
Well, what about your father? all English club
Old, faithful member to the grave?
Did your uncle jump back his eyelid?
And this one, like him, is he a Turk or a Greek?
That black man, on the legs of cranes,
I don't know what his name is
Wherever you go: right there,
In dining rooms and living rooms.
And three of the boulevard faces, *
Who have been young for half a century?
They have a million relatives, and with the help of sisters
They will intermarry with all of Europe.
What about our sun? our treasure?
On the forehead is written: Theater and Masquerade; *
The house is painted with greenery in the form of a grove,
He himself is fat, his artists are skinny.
At the ball, remember, we opened together
Behind the screens, in one of the more secret rooms,
A man was hidden and the nightingale clicked,
Singer winter summer weather.
And that consumptive, relative to you, enemy of books,
To the scientific committee * who settled
And with a cry demanded an oath,
So that no one knew and did not study literacy?
I am destined to see them again!
You will get tired of living with them, and in whom can you not find spots?
When you wander, you return home,
And the smoke of the Fatherland is sweet and pleasant to us!

Sofia

Here I would bring you to my aunt,
To count all the acquaintances.

Chatsky

And auntie? all girl, Minerva? *
All the maid of honor * Catherine the First?
Is the house full of pupils and moseks?
Oh! Let's move on to education.
What is now, just as of old,
Trouble recruiting teachers regiments,
More in number, cheaper price?
Not that they are far in science;
In Russia, under a great fine,
We are told to recognize each
Historian and geographer!
Our mentor, * remember his cap, bathrobe,
Finger * forefinger, all signs of learning
How our timid minds disturbed,
As we used to believe from an early age,
That there is no salvation for us without the Germans!
And Guillaume, the Frenchman, knocked out by the breeze?
Is he not married yet?

Sofia

Chatsky

At least on some princess
Pulcheria Andreevna, for example?

Sofia

Dancemaster! is it possible!

Chatsky

Well, he is a cavalier.
We will be required to be with an estate and in rank,
And Guillaume! .. - What is the tone here today
At conventions, at big ones, on parish holidays?
There is still a mixture of languages:
French with Nizhny Novgorod?

Sofia

Mix of languages?

Chatsky

Yes, two, without this it is impossible.

Sofia

But it is tricky to tailor one of them, like yours.

Chatsky

At least not inflated.
Here's the news! I take a minute
Enlivened by a date with you,
And talkative; is there no time
That I'm dumber than Molchalin? Where is he, by the way?
Have you yet broken the silence of the press?
There were songs where brand new notebooks
He sees, sticks: please write off.
And yet, he will reach certain degrees,
Because now they love wordless.

Sofia

Not a man, a snake!

(Loudly and forcefully.)

I want to ask you:
Have you ever laughed? or in sadness?
Mistake? did you say good things about someone?
Though not now, but in childhood, maybe.

Chatsky

When everything is soft like that? both tender and immature?
Why so long ago? here's a good deed for you:
Calls just rattling
And day and night in the snowy desert,
I hasten to you, breaking my head.
And how do I find you? in some strict order!
I endure coldness for half an hour!
The face of the most holy pilgrimage! .. -
And yet I love you without memory.

(Momentary silence.)

Listen, are my words all the pegs?
And tend to someone's harm?
But if so: mind and heart are not in harmony.
I'm in weirdo to another miracle
Once I laugh, then I forget:
Tell me to go into the fire: I'll go to dinner.

Sofia

Yes, well - burn, if not?

Phenomenon 8

Sofia, Lisa, Chatsky, Famusov.

Famusov

Here's another one!

Sofia

Ah, father, sleep in hand.

(Exits.)

Damn dream.

Phenomenon 9

Famusov, Chatsky(looks at the door Sofia went through)

Famusov

Well, you threw out a thing!
Three years did not write two words!
And suddenly it burst like from the clouds.

(They embrace.)

Great, friend, great, brother, great.
Tell me, is your tea ready?
Collection of important news?
Sit down, tell me quickly.

(They sit down.)

Chatsky (absently)

How beautiful Sofya Pavlovna has become!

Famusov

You, young people, have no other business,
How to notice girlish beauty:
She said something in passing, and you,
I'm tea, I'm filled with hopes, I'm bewitched.

Chatsky

Oh! No; I'm a little spoiled for hope.

Famusov

"Dream in hand" - she deigned to whisper to me,
Here's what you thought...

Chatsky

I? - Not at all.

Famusov

What did she dream about? what?

Chatsky

I am not a dream reader.

Famusov

Don't trust her, everything is empty.

Chatsky

I believe my own eyes;
I haven’t met a century, I’ll give a subscription,
To be at least a little like her!

Famusov

He's all his own. Yes, tell me in detail
Where was? Roamed for so many years!
From where now?

Chatsky

Now I'm up to it!
Wanted to travel around the world
And did not go round a hundredth.

(Gets up hastily.)

Sorry; I was in a hurry to see you,
Didn't go home. Farewell! In one hour
I will appear, I will not forget the slightest detail;
You first, then you tell everywhere.

(In the door.)

How good!

(Exits.)

Event 10

Famusov (one)
Which of the two?
"Oh! father, sleep in hand!
And he says it out loud to me!
Well, guilty! What a hook I gave!
Molchalin daviche put me in doubt.
Now ... yes, half a mile from the fire:
That beggar, that dandy friend;
Notorious * wasted, tomboy,
What a commission, * Creator,
To be an adult daughter's father!

(Exits.)

Action 2

Phenomenon 1

Famusov, servant.

Famusov

Parsley, you are always with a new thing,
With a broken elbow. Get out the calendar;
Don't read like a sexton, *
And with feeling, with sense, with arrangement.
Wait. - On a sheet, draw on a notebook,
Against next week:
To Praskovya Feodorovna's house
On Tuesday I am called for trout.
How wonderful is the light!
Philosophize - the mind will spin;
Then you take care, then lunch:
Eat for three hours, and in three days it will not be cooked!
Mark, on the same day... No, no.
On Thursday I was called to the funeral.
Oh, the human race! fell into oblivion
That everyone himself must climb there,
In that casket, where neither to stand nor sit.
But the memory itself intends to leave someone
A commendable life, here is an example:
The deceased was a respectable chamberlain,
With the key, and he knew how to deliver the key to his son;
Rich, and was married to a rich woman;
Married children, grandchildren;
Died; everyone remembers him sadly.
Kuzma Petrovich! Peace be upon him! —
What aces live and die in Moscow! —
Write: on Thursday, one to one,
Maybe Friday, maybe Saturday
I have to baptize at the widow's, at the doctor's.
She did not give birth, but by calculation
In my opinion: should give birth ...

Phenomenon 2

Famusov, servant, Chatsky.

Famusov

A! Alexander Andreich, please
Sit down.

Chatsky

You're busy?

Famusov (servant)

(Servant leaves.)

Yes, we bring different things into the book as a keepsake,
It will be forgotten, look at that.

Chatsky

You have become something not cheerful;
Tell me why? Is my arrival at the wrong time?
Sofya Pavlovna what
Did sadness happen? ..
There is vanity in your face, in your movements.

Famusov

Oh! Father, I found a riddle:
I'm not cheerful! .. In my years
You can't squat on me!

Chatsky

Nobody invites you;
I just asked two words
About Sofya Pavlovna: perhaps she is unwell?

Famusov

Ugh, God forgive me! five thousand times
Says the same thing!
That Sofya Pavlovna in the world is not more beautiful,
That Sofya Pavlovna is sick.
Tell me, did you like her?
Sprayed the light; don't you want to get married?

Chatsky

What do you need?

Famusov

It wouldn't hurt to ask me
After all, I am somewhat akin to her;
At least from the beginning *
They didn't call him father for nothing.

Chatsky

Let me get married, what would you tell me?

Famusov

I would say, firstly: do not be blissful,
Name, brother, do not manage by mistake,
And, most importantly, go and serve.

Chatsky

I would be glad to serve, it is sickening to serve.

Famusov

That's it, you are all proud!
Would you ask how the fathers did?
Would learn from the elders looking:
We, for example, or the dead uncle,
Maxim Petrovich: he is not on silver,
I ate on gold; one hundred people at your service;
All in orders; he drove forever in a train; *
A century at the court, but at what court!
Then not what it is now
Under the Empress, he served Catherine.
And in those days, everything is important! forty pounds ...
Bow - dumb * do not nod.
The nobleman in the case of * - even more so,
Not like the other, and drank and ate differently.
And uncle! what is your prince? what is Count?
Serious look, haughty disposition.
When do you need to serve?
And he leaned over:
On the kurtag * he happened to step in;
He fell, so much so that he almost hit the back of his head;
The old man groaned, voice hoarse;
He was granted the highest smile;
Were you to laugh; how is he?
He got up, recovered, wanted to bow,
Fell suddenly in a row - on purpose,
And the laughter is louder, it is the same for the third time.
BUT? how do you think? in our opinion - smart.
He fell painfully, got up great.
But, it happened, in whist * who is more often invited?
Who hears a friendly word at court?
Maxim Petrovich! Who knew respect before everyone?
Maxim Petrovich! Joke!
Who gives ranks and gives pensions?
Maxim Petrovich. Yes! You, the current ones, are a nootka!

Chatsky

And sure enough, the world began to go stupid,
You can say with a sigh;
How to compare and see
The current century and the past century:
Fresh legend, but hard to believe,
As he was famous for, whose neck bent more often;
As not in the war, but in the world they took it with their foreheads,
Knocked on the floor without regret!
Who needs: those arrogance, they lie in the dust,
And for those who are higher, flattery, like lace, was woven.
Direct was the age of humility and fear,
All under the guise of zeal for the king.
I'm not talking about your uncle, I'm talking about yours;
We will not disturb him with dust:
But meanwhile, whom the hunt will take,
Though in the most ardent servility,
Now to make people laugh
Is it brave to sacrifice the back of your head?
A peer, and an old man
Another, looking at that jump,
And crumbling in shabby skin
Tea said: “Ax! if only for me too!”
Although there are hunters to scoff everywhere,
Yes, now laughter frightens and keeps shame in check;
It is not for nothing that sovereigns favor them sparingly.

Famusov

Oh! My God! he's carbonari! *

Chatsky

No, today the world is not like that.

Famusov

A dangerous person!

Chatsky

Everyone breathes freely
And not in a hurry to fit into the regiment of jesters.

Famusov

What does he say! and speaks as he writes!

Chatsky

Have patrons yawn at the ceiling,
Appear to be silent, to shuffle, to dine,
Substitute a chair, raise a handkerchief.

Famusov

He wants to preach!

Chatsky

Who travels, who lives in the village ...

Famusov

Yes, he does not recognize the authorities!

Chatsky

Who serves the cause, not the individuals ...

Famusov

I would strictly forbid these gentlemen
Drive up to the capitals for a shot.

Chatsky

I will finally give you rest...

Famusov

Patience, no urine, annoying.

Chatsky

I scolded your age mercilessly,
I give you power:
Drop the part
Though our times to boot;
So be it, I won't cry.

Famusov

And I don't want to know you, I can't stand depravity.

Chatsky

I've done it.

Famusov

Okay, I shut my ears.

Chatsky

For what? I won't insult them.

Famusov (patter)

Here they scour the world, they beat the buckets,
They come back, wait for order from them.

Chatsky

I stopped...

Famusov

Perhaps have mercy.

Chatsky

It's not my desire to prolong arguments.

Famusov

Let your soul go to repentance!

Phenomenon 3

Servant (included)

Colonel Skalozub.

Famusov (can't see or hear anything)

You'll be kicked
On trial, they will give you how to drink.

Chatsky

Someone came to your house.

Famusov

I don't listen, sue!

Chatsky

To you the person with the report.

Famusov

I don't listen, sue! on trial!

Chatsky

Yes, turn around, your name is.

Famusov (turns around)

BUT? riot? Well, I'm waiting for sodom. *

Servant

Colonel Skalozub. Would you like to accept?

Famusov (stands up)

Donkeys! a hundred times you repeat?
Accept him, call, ask, say that he is at home,
Which is very happy. Come on, hurry up.

(Servant leaves.)

Please, sir, beware with him:
Famous person, respectable,
And he picked up the darkness of distinction;
Out of years and an enviable rank,
Not today, tomorrow General.
It’s a pity, a hundred, behave modestly with him ...
Eh! Alexander Andreevich, it's bad, brother!
He often complains to me;
I'm happy for everyone, you know,
In Moscow, they will add forever three times:
It's like marrying Sonyushka. Empty!
He, perhaps, would be glad in his soul,
Yes, I don’t see the need myself, I’m big
Daughter to issue neither tomorrow nor today;
After all, Sophia is young. And yet, the power of the Lord.
It’s a pity, a hundred with him, don’t argue at random
And drop these crazy ideas.
However, there is none! whatever reason...
BUT! know me went to the other half.

(Quickly leaves.)

Phenomenon 4

Chatsky

How fussy! what a rush?
And Sophia? “Isn’t there really a fiancé here?”
Since then I've been shy like a stranger!
How could she not be here!
Who is this Skalozub? their father is very delirious,
Or maybe not just a father ...
Oh! he say love is the end,
Who will leave for three years.

Phenomenon 5

Chatsky, Famusov, Puffer.

Famusov

Sergey Sergeyevich, come here to us, sir.
I humbly ask, it's warmer here;
You are cold, we will warm you;
We'll open the vent as soon as possible.

Puffer (thick bass)

Why climb, for example,
Himself! .. I am ashamed, as an honest officer.

Famusov

Is it really for my friends not to make a single step for me,
Sergey Sergeyevich dear! Put down your hat, take off your sword;
Here's a sofa for you, stretch out to rest.

Puffer

Wherever you order, just to sit down.

(All three sit down. Chatsky at a distance.)

Famusov

Oh! father, say, so as not to forget:
Let us consider ourselves
Though distant, do not share the inheritance;
You did not know, and I even more so, -
Thank you taught your cousin -
How do you get Nastasya Nikolaevna?

Puffer

I don't know, sir, I'm to blame;
We did not serve together.

Famusov

Sergey Sergeyevich, is that you!
Not! I am in front of relatives, where I will meet, crawling;
I will look for her at the bottom of the sea.
With me, employees of strangers are very rare;
More and more sisters, sister-in-law children;
One Molchalin is not mine,
And then that business.
How will you begin to introduce to the baptism whether, to the town,
Well, how not to please your dear little man! ..
However, your brother is a friend to me and said,
What benefits did you receive in the service.

Puffer

In the thirteenth year, we were different with my brother
In the thirtieth Jaeger *, and after in the forty-fifth.

Famusov

Yes, happiness, who has such a son!
Does he have, it seems, an order in his buttonhole?

Puffer

For the third of August; we sat down in a trench:
He was given with a bow, around my neck *.

Famusov

A kind person, and look - so grab.
A wonderful man is your cousin.

Puffer

But I firmly picked up some new rules.
Chin followed him; he suddenly left the service,
In the village he began to read books.

Famusov

Puffer

I am quite happy in my comrades,
Vacancies * are just open;
Then the elders will be turned off by others,
Others, you see, are killed.

Famusov

Yes, than whom the Lord will look for, exalt!

Puffer

Sometimes my luck is happier.
We are in the fifteenth division, not far away,
About our brigadier general.

Famusov

Excuse me, what are you missing?

Puffer

I'm not complaining, we didn't go around
However, the regiment was driven for two years.

Famusov

Is it in pursuit of the regiment? *
But, of course, in something else
Follow you far.

Puffer

No, sir, there are older than me in the corps,
I have been serving since eight hundred and nine;
Yes, in order to get ranks, there are many channels;
About them as a true philosopher I judge:
I just want to be a general.

Famusov

And gloriously judge, God bless you
And the rank of general; and there
Why delay further
Are you talking about the general?

Puffer

Marry? I don't mind at all.

Famusov

Well? who has a sister, niece, daughter;
In Moscow, after all, there are no translation brides;
What? breed from year to year;
Ah, father, admit that you barely
Where is the capital found, like Moscow.

Puffer

Distances * huge size.

Famusov

Taste, father, excellent manner;
For all their laws there are:
Here, for example, we have been doing from time immemorial,
What is the honor of the father and son:
Be bad, yes if you get it
Souls of a thousand two tribal, -
That and the groom.
The other, at least be quicker, puffed up with all swagger,
Let yourself be a wise man
They won't be included in the family. Don't look at us.
After all, only here they value the nobility.
Is this one? take you bread and salt:
Who wants to welcome us, if you please;
The door is open to the invited and the uninvited,
Especially from foreign ones;
Whether an honest person or not
It’s equal for us, dinner is ready for everyone.
Take you from head to toe
All Moscow ones have a special imprint.
Take a look at our youth
For young men - sons and grandchildren.
We chew them, and if you make out, -
At fifteen, teachers will be taught!
What about our old people? - How will enthusiasm take them,
They will judge about deeds, that the word is a sentence, -
After all, pillar * everything, they don’t blow anyone’s mustache;
And sometimes they talk about the government like that,
What if someone overheard them ... trouble!
Not that novelties were introduced - never,
Save us God! No. And they will find fault
To this, to this, and more often to nothing,
They will argue, make some noise, and ... disperse.
Direct chancellors * retired - on the mind!
I'll tell you, you know, the time is not ripe,
But that without them the matter will not do. —
And the ladies? - put someone in, try, master;
Judges of everything, everywhere, there are no judges over them;
Behind the cards when they rise in a general riot,
God grant patience, because I myself was married.
Command before the front!
Be present send them to the Senate!
Irina Vlasevna! Lukerya Alexevna!
Tatyana Yuryevna! Pulcheria Andreevna!
And whoever has seen daughters, hang your head ...
His Majesty the King was Prussian here,
He did not marvel at the Moscow girls,
Their good manners, not their faces;
And for sure, is it possible to be more educated!
They know how to dress themselves up
Tafttsa, marigold and haze, *
They won’t say a word in simplicity, everyone with an antics;
French romances are sung to you
And the top ones bring out the notes,
They cling to military people.
Because they are patriots.
I will say emphatically: hardly
Another capital is found, like Moscow.

Puffer

By my judgement,
The fire contributed much to her decoration*.

Famusov

Do not remember us, you never know how to cry!
Since then, roads, sidewalks,
Home and everything in a new way.

Chatsky

Houses are new, but prejudices are old.
Rejoice, they will not exterminate
Neither their years, nor fashion, nor fires.

Famusov (to Chatsky)

Hey, tie a knot for memory;
I asked to be silent, not a great service.

(To Puffer)

Allow me, father. Here, sir, Chatsky, my friend,
Andrey Ilyich's late son:
Does not serve, that is, he does not find any benefit in that,
But if you want, it would be businesslike.
It's a pity, it's a pity, he's small with a head,
And he writes and translates well.
It is impossible not to regret that with such a mind ...

Chatsky

Can't you feel sorry for someone else?
And your praises annoy me.

Famusov

I'm not the only one, everyone also condemns.

Chatsky

And who are the judges? - For the antiquity of years
To a free life their enmity is irreconcilable,
Judgments draw from forgotten newspapers
The times of the Ochakovskys and the conquest of the Crimea;
Always ready to churn
They all sing the same song
Without noticing about yourself:
What is older is worse.
Where, show us, fathers of the fatherland, *
Which should we take as samples?
Are not these rich in robbery?
They found protection from court in friends, in kinship,
Magnificent building chambers,
Where they overflow in feasts and extravagance,
And where foreign clients will not resurrect *
The meanest traits of the past life.
Yes, and who in Moscow did not clamp their mouths
Lunches, dinners and dances?
Isn't it the one you are to whom I am still from the cradle,
For some incomprehensible intentions,
Did they take the children to pay respects?
That Nestor * noble villains,
Crowd surrounded by servants;
Zealous, they are in the hours of wine and fight
And honor and life saved him more than once: suddenly
He traded three greyhounds for them!!!
Or the one over there, which is for pranks
He drove to the fortress ballet on many wagons
From mothers, fathers of rejected children?!
He himself is immersed in mind in Zephyrs and Cupids,
Made all of Moscow marvel at their beauty!
But the debtors * did not agree to the postponement:
Cupids and Zephyrs all
Sold out individually!!!
Here are those who lived to gray hair!
That's who we should respect in the wilderness!
Here are our strict connoisseurs and judges!
Now let one of us
Of the young people, there is an enemy of quests,
Not demanding either places or promotions,
In the sciences, he will stick the mind, hungry for knowledge;
Or in his soul God himself will excite the heat
To creative arts, lofty and beautiful, -
They immediately: robbery! fire!
And they will be known as a dreamer! dangerous!! —
Uniform! one uniform! he is in their former life
Once sheltered, embroidered and beautiful,
Their weak-heartedness, reason poverty;
And we follow them on a happy journey!
And in wives, daughters - the same passion for the uniform!
Have I renounced tenderness to him for a long time?!
Now I can’t fall into this childishness;
But then who would not be attracted to everyone?
When from the guard, others from the court
They came here for a while -
Women shouted: hurrah!
And they threw caps into the air!

Famusov (inwardly)

He will get me into trouble.

(Loudly)

Sergei Sergeyevich, I'll go
And I'll be waiting for you in the office.

(Exits.)

Phenomenon 6

Puffer, Chatsky.

Puffer

I like it with this estimate
Artfully as you touched
Moscow Prejudices
To favorites, to the guards, to the guards, to the guards; *
Their gold, sewing marvel, as if the sun!
And when did they fall behind in the first army? in what?
Everything is so fitted, and the waists are all so narrow,
And we will send you officers
What they even say, others, in French.

Phenomenon 7

Puffer, Chatsky, Sofia, Lisa.

Sofia (runs to window)

Oh! My God! fell, killed!

(Loses feelings.)

Chatsky

Who?
Who is it?

Puffer

Who is in trouble?

Chatsky

She is dead with fear!

Puffer

Yes who? from where?

Chatsky

Hit on what?

Puffer

Hasn't our old man made a mistake?

Lisa (bustles around the young lady)

To whom it is appointed, sir, do not escape fate:
Molchalin sat on a horse, his foot in the stirrup,
And the horse on its hind legs
He is on the ground and right in the crown.

Puffer

He tightened the reins, well, a miserable rider.
Look at how it cracked - in the chest or in the side?

(Exits.)

Phenomenon 8

The same, without Skalozub.

Chatsky

Help her with what? Tell me soon.

Lisa

There is water in the room.

(Chatsky runs and brings. All the following - in an undertone - beforeSophia wakes up.)

Pour a glass.

Chatsky

Already poured.
Loosen the lace
Rub her whiskey with vinegar,
Spray with water. - Look:
Breathing became freer.
Blow what?

Lisa

Here's a fan.

Chatsky

Look out the window
Molchalin has been on his feet for a long time!
The trifle worries her.

Lisa

Yes, sir, the young lady is unhappy in temper:
Can't look from the side
How people fall headlong.

Chatsky

Spray with more water.
Like this. More. More.

Sofia (with a deep breath)

Who is here with me?
I'm just like in a dream.

(hurriedly and loudly.)

Where is he? What about him? Tell me.

Chatsky

Let him break his neck
You almost got tired.

Sofia

Deadly by their coldness!
To look at you, to listen to you there are no forces.

Chatsky

Would you like me to suffer for him?

Sofia

Run there, be there, help him try.

Chatsky

To be left alone without help?

Sofia

What are you to me?
Yes, it's true: not your troubles - fun for you,
Kill your own father - it doesn't matter.

(Lise)

Let's go there, let's run.

Lisa (takes her aside)

Come to your senses! where are you going?
He is alive and well, look out the window here.

(Sofia leans out the window.)

Chatsky

Confusion! fainting! haste! anger! fright!
So you can only feel
When you lose your only friend.

Sofia

They're coming here. He cannot raise his hands.

Chatsky

I wish I could kill him...

Lisa

For company?

Sofia

No, stay as you please.

Phenomenon 9

Sofia, Lisa, Chatsky, Puffer, Molchalin(with a bandaged hand).

Puffer

Risen and unharmed, hand
slightly bruised,
And yet, all false alarm.

Molchalin

I scared you, forgive me for God's sake.

Puffer

Well I didn't know what would come of it
You irritate. * Rushed in. —
We flinched! - You fainted
So what? - all the fear from nothing.

Sofia (not looking at anyone)

Oh! I see very much: from the empty,
And I'm still trembling all over.

Chatsky (inwardly)

Not a word with Molchalin!

Sofia

However, I will say about myself
What is not cowardly. It happens,
The carriage will fall down - they will raise it: I again
Ready to ride again;
But every little thing in others scares me,
Although there is no great misfortune from
Though unfamiliar to me, it does not matter.

Chatsky (inwardly)

He asks for forgiveness
What time did you regret about someone!

Puffer

Let me tell you a message:
There is some kind of princess Lasova here,
Rider, widow, but no examples
So that many gentlemen went with her.
The other day I was hurt in fluff, -
Joke * did not support, he thought, apparently, flies. —
And without that, she, as you can hear, is clumsy,
Now the rib is missing
So for support looking for a husband.

Sofia

Ah, Alexander Andreevich, here -
Come, you are quite generous:
Unfortunately for your neighbor, you are so partial.

Chatsky

Yes, sir, I just showed it
By my diligent efforts,
And squirting, and rubbing;
I do not know for whom, but I resurrected you!

(Takes his hat and leaves.)

Event 10

The same, except for Chatsky.

Sofia

Will you visit us in the evening?

Puffer

How early?

Sofia

early; home friends are coming

Dance to the pianoforte
We are in mourning, so you can’t give a ball.

Puffer

I will appear, but I promised to go to the priest,
I take my leave.

Sofia

Farewell.

Puffer (shakes hands with Molchalin)

Your servant.

(Exits.)

Event 11

Sofia, Lisa, Molchalin.

Sofia

Molchalin! how my mind remained intact!
After all, you know how dear your life is to me!
Why should she play, and so carelessly?
Tell me what's wrong with your hand?
Shall I give you drops? do you need peace?
Send to the doctor, should not be neglected.

Molchalin

I bandaged it with a handkerchief, it has not hurt me since then.

Lisa

Hit the bet, that's nonsense;
And if it were not for the face, there is no need for dressings;
And it’s not nonsense that you can’t avoid publicity:
Look at that, Chatsky will make you laugh;
And Skalozub, as he twists his crest,
He will tell a faint, add a hundred embellishments;
To joke and he is much, because now who does not joke!

Sofia

Which one do I value?
I want - I love, I want - I will say.
Molchalin! like I didn't force myself?

You entered, did not say a word,
With them I did not dare to breathe,
Ask you to look at you.

Molchalin

No, Sofya Pavlovna, you are too frank.

Sofia

Where do you get the stealth from?
I was ready to jump out the window to you.
What am I to whom? before them? to the whole universe?
Funny? - let them joke; annoying? - let them scold.

Molchalin

This frankness would not harm us.

Sofia

Do they want to challenge you to a duel?

Molchalin

Oh! evil tongues are worse than a gun.

Lisa

They are sitting with the father now,
If only you fluttered through the door
With a cheerful face, carefree:
When they tell us what we want -
Where as it is believed willingly!
And Alexander Andreevich, with him
About the old days, about those pranks
Turn around in the stories:
A smile and a few words
And who is in love is ready for anything.

Molchalin

I dare not advise you.

(Kisses her hand.)

Sofia

Do you want? .. I'll go to be nice through my tears;
I'm afraid I won't be able to stand the pretense.
Why did God bring Chatsky here!

(Exits.)

Event 12

Molchalin, Lisa

Molchalin

You are a funny creature! alive!

Lisa

Please let me go, and without me there are two of you.

Molchalin

What is your face!
I love you so much!

Lisa

And the young lady?

Molchalin

Her
By position, you ...

(Wants to hug her.)

Lisa

Molchalin

I have three things:
There is a toilet, tricky work -
Mirror outside, mirror inside
All around the slot, gilding;
Cushion, beaded pattern;
And a mother-of-pearl device -
Pincushion and scissors, how cute!
Pearls ground into white!
Lipstick is for lips, and for other reasons,
Bottle with spirits: mignonette and jasmine.

Lisa

You know that I am not flattered by interests;
Tell me why
You and the young lady are modest, but from the maid's rake?

Molchalin

Today I'm sick, I won't take off the bandages;
Come to dinner, stay with me;
I will reveal the whole truth to you.

(Goes out the side door.)

Phenomenon 13

Sofia, Lisa.

Sofia

I was at my father's, there is no one there.
Today I'm sick, and I won't go to dinner,
Tell Molchalin and call him
For him to come and visit me.

(Walks away.)

Event 14

Lisa

Well! people in this side!
She to him, and he to me,
And I ... only I crush love to death, -
And how not to fall in love with the barman Petrusha!

Action 3

Phenomenon 1

Chatsky, after Sofia.

Chatsky

I'll wait for her, and I'll force a confession:
Who finally loves her? Molchalin! Puffer!
Molchalin used to be so stupid!..
Wretched creature!
Has he really grown wiser? .. And that one -
Khripun, * strangled, bassoon, *
A constellation of maneuvers and mazurkas! *
The fate of love is to play blind man's blind man.
And to me...

(Sofia enters.)

Are you here? I am very happy,
I desired it.

Sofia (inwardly)

And very unfortunate.

Chatsky

Surely they weren't looking for me?

Sofia

I didn't look for you.

Chatsky

Can't I know
Though inopportunely, there is no need:
Whom do you love?

Sofia

Oh! My God! the whole world.

Chatsky

Who is more dear to you?

Sofia

There are many relatives.

Chatsky

All over me?

Sofia

Chatsky

And what do I want when everything is decided?
I climb into the noose, but it's funny to her.

Sofia

Do you want to know the truth two words?
The slightest strangeness in whom is barely visible,
Your gaiety is not modest,
Your sharpness is ready at once,
And you yourself...

Chatsky

I myself? isn't it funny?

Sofia

Yes! menacing look, and a sharp tone,
And these features in you abyss;
And above a thunderstorm is far from useless.

Chatsky

I'm strange, but who's not strange?
The one who looks like all fools;
Molchalin, for example ...

Sofia

Examples are not new to me;
It is noticeable that you are ready to pour out bile on everyone;
And I, so as not to interfere, dodge from here.

Chatsky (holds her)

Wait.

(To the side)

For once in my life, I'll pretend.

(Loudly)

Let's leave this nonsense.
Before Molchalin I am not right, I am guilty;
Perhaps he is not the same as three years ago:
There are such transformations on earth
Boards, climates, and mores, and minds,
There are important people, they were known for fools:
Another in the army, another bad poet,
Other ... I'm afraid to name, but recognized by the whole world,
Especially in recent years
That they have become smart at least where.
Let Molchalin have a lively mind, a brave genius,
But does he have that passion? that feeling? ardor that?
So that, besides you, he has the whole world
Was it dust and vanity?
So that every beat of the heart
Has love accelerated towards you?
So that thoughts were everything, and all his deeds
Soul - you, pleasing to you? ..
I feel it myself, I can not say
But what is now boiling in me, worries, enrages,
I would not wish my personal enemy
And he? .. will be silent and hang his head.
Of course, humble, everyone is not frisky;
God knows what secret is hidden in it;
God knows what you came up with for him,
Than his head has never been stuffed.
Perhaps your qualities are darkness,
Admiring him, you gave him;
He is not sinful in anything, you are a hundred times more sinful.
Not! No! let it be smart, smarter by the hour,
But is it worth you? here's one question for you.
To be more indifferent to me to suffer a loss,
As a person you, who grew up with you,
As your friend, as your brother,
Let me make sure;
Then
I can guard against madness;
I push further to catch a cold, to get cold.
Do not think about love, but I will be able to
Get lost in the world, forget and have fun.

Sofia (inwardly)

Here's what drove me crazy!

(Aloud)

What to pretend?
Molchalin daviche could be left without a hand,
I took a lively part in it;
And you, having happened at this time,
Didn't bother to count
That you can be kind to everyone and indiscriminately;
But maybe there is truth in your guesses,
And fervently I take him under protection;
Why be, I'll tell you straight,
So intemperate language?
In contempt for people so undisguised?
That there is no mercy even for the humblest! .. what?
Happen to someone to call him:
A hail of your barbs and jokes will break out.
Tell jokes! and a century to joke! how do you feel about it!

Chatsky

Oh! My God! Am I one of those
To whom the purpose of all life is laughter?
I'm happy when I meet funny people
And most of the time I miss them.

Sofia

In vain: it all applies to others,
Molchalin would hardly bore you,
When would have agreed shorter with him.

Chatsky (with heat)

Why did you get to know him so briefly?

Sofia

I did not try, God brought us together.
Look, he has gained the friendship of everyone in the house;
He served with the father for three years,
He often gets angry for no reason,
And he will disarm him with silence,
From the kindness of the soul, forgive.
And by the way,
I could look for gaiety;
Not at all: they won’t step over the threshold from old people;
We frolic, we laugh
He will sit with them all day long, glad not glad,
Playing…

Chatsky

Playing all day!
He is silent when he is scolded!

(To the side)

She doesn't respect him.

Sofia

Of course there is no such mind in him,
What a genius for others, and for others a plague,
Which is quick, brilliant and soon opposes,
Which light scolds on the spot,
So that the world at least says something about him;
Will such a mind make a family happy?

Chatsky

Satire and morality - the meaning of all this?

(To the side)

She doesn't put a penny on him.

Sofia

of the most wonderful property
He is finally: compliant, modest, quiet.
Not a shadow of worry on your face
And there are no misdeeds in my soul,
Strangers and at random does not cut, -
That's why I love him.

Chatsky (to the side)

Shalit, she doesn't love him.

(Aloud)

I'll help you finish
Molchalin image.
But Skalozub? here is a feast for the eyes;
For the army stands a mountain,
And the straightness of the camp,
The face and voice of a hero...

Sofia

Not my novel.

Chatsky

Not yours? who will guess you?

Phenomenon 2

Chatsky, Sofia, Lisa.

Lisa (whispers)

Ma'am, follow me now
Alexei Stepanych will be with you.

Sofia

Excuse me, I have to go quickly.

Chatsky

Sofia

To the trickster.

Chatsky

God bless him.

Sofia

The forceps will get cold.

Chatsky

Let yourself…

Sofia

No, we are expecting guests for the evening.

Chatsky

God be with you, I remain again with my riddle.
However, let me come in, albeit furtively,
To your room for a few minutes;
There are walls, air - everything is pleasant!
They will warm, revive, they will give me a rest
Memories of the irretrievable!
I won’t sit up, I’ll go in, just two minutes,
Then think, member of the English Club,
I'll sacrifice whole days there to rumor
About the mind of Molchalin, about the soul of Skalozub.

(Sofia shrugs her shoulders, goes to her room and locks herself, followed by Lisa.)

Phenomenon 3

Chatsky, after Molchalin.

Chatsky

Oh! Sophia! Is Molchalin chosen by her!
Why not a husband? There is only little mind in him;
But to have children
Who lacked intelligence?
Helpful, modest, there is a blush in his face.

(Molchalin enters.)

There he is on tiptoe, and not rich in words;
With what divination he knew how to get into her heart!

(Turns to him.)

We, Alexei Stepanych, with you
Couldn't say two words.
Well, what is your lifestyle like?
Without grief today? without sadness?

Molchalin

Still-s.

Chatsky

How did you live before?

Molchalin

Day after day, today is like yesterday.

Chatsky

To the pen from the cards? and to the cards from the pen?
And the appointed hour of the ebb and flow?

Molchalin

As I labor and strength,
Since I've been listed in the Archives, *
Received three awards.

Chatsky

Caught honors and nobility?

Molchalin

No, sir, everyone has their own talent ...

Chatsky

Molchalin

Two-s:
Moderation and prudence.

Chatsky

The most wonderful two! and worth our all.

Molchalin

You were not given ranks, failure in the service?

Chatsky

Ranks are given by people,
And people can be deceived.

Molchalin

How surprised we were!

Chatsky

What is the wonder here?

Molchalin

They took pity on you.

Chatsky

Wasted labor.

Molchalin

Tatyana Yurievna told something,
Returning from Petersburg
With ministers about your connection,
Then the break...

Chatsky

Why does she care?

Molchalin

Tatyana Yurievna!

Chatsky

I don't know her.

Molchalin

With Tatiana Yurievna!!

Chatsky

We have not met with her for a century;
Heard it's crazy.

Molchalin

Yes, it's full, right?
Tatyana Yuryevna!!!
well-known, and
Officials and officials -
All her friends and all her relatives;
You should visit Tatyana Yurievna at least once.

Chatsky

For what?

Molchalin

Yes: often
We find patronage where we do not aim.

Chatsky

I go to women, but not for this.

Molchalin

How courteous! of good! sweetie! simple!
Balls can not be given richer.
From Christmas to Lent
And summer holidays in the country.
Well, really, what would you like to serve us in Moscow?
And take awards and have fun?

Chatsky

When in business - I hide from fun,
When I'm fooling around, I'm fooling around
And to mix these two crafts
There are plenty of artisans, I'm not one of them.

Molchalin

Excuse me, but I don’t see a crime here;
Here is Foma Fomich himself, is he familiar to you?

Chatsky

Molchalin

Under three ministers there was a department head.
Transferred here...

Chatsky

Good!
The most empty person, the most stupid.

Molchalin

How can you! his syllable is set as a model here!
Have you read?

Chatsky

I'm not stupid,
And more exemplary.

Molchalin

No, I had such a pleasure to read,
I'm not a writer...

Chatsky

And it's noticeable all over.

Molchalin

I dare not pronounce my judgment.

Chatsky

Why is it so secret?

Molchalin

In my summers must not dare
Have your own opinion.

Chatsky

Forgive me, we are not guys,
Why are other people's opinions only holy?

Molchalin

After all, you have to depend on others.

Chatsky

Why is it necessary?

Molchalin

We are small in ranks.

Chatsky (almost loud)

With such feelings, with such a soul
Love!.. The deceiver laughed at me!

Phenomenon 4

Evening. All the doors are wide open, except for Sofia's bedroom. In perspective, a series of illuminated rooms is revealed. Servants fuss; one of them, the chief, says:

Hey! Filka, Fomka, well, tricky!
Tables for cards, chalk, brushes and candles!

(Knocking on Sofia's door.)

Tell the young lady soon, Lizaveta:
Natalya Dmitrevna, and with her husband, and to the porch
Another carriage arrived.

(They disperse, only Chatsky remains.)

Phenomenon 5

Chatsky, Natalya Dmitrievna, young lady.

Natalya Dmitrievna

Am I not mistaken! .. he’s definitely in the face ...
Oh! Alexander Andreich, is that you?

Chatsky

Look doubtfully from head to toe,
Really so me three years have changed?

Natalya Dmitrievna

I thought you were far from Moscow.
How long ago?

Chatsky

Today only…

Natalya Dmitrievna

Chatsky

How will it happen.
However, who, looking at you, does not marvel?
Fuller than before, prettier fear;
You are younger, you have become fresher;
Fire, blush, laughter, play in every way.

Natalya Dmitrievna

I'm married.

Chatsky

Long ago you would say!

Natalya Dmitrievna

My husband is a lovely husband, now he will come in,
I'll introduce you, would you like?

Chatsky

Natalya Dmitrievna

And I know in advance
What do you like. Take a look and judge!

Chatsky

I believe he is your husband.

Natalya Dmitrievna

Oh no, sir, not because;
By itself, by taste, by mind.
Platon Mikhailovich is my one and only, priceless!
Now retired, was a military man;
And all those who only knew before say
What about his courage, talent,
Whenever the service continues,
Of course, he would have been a Moscow commandant.

Phenomenon 6

Chatsky, Natalya Dmitrievna, Platon Mikhailovich

Natalya Dmitrievna

Here is my Platon Mikhailovich.

Chatsky

Ba!
An old friend, we have known each other for a long time, that's fate!

Platon Mikhailovich

Hello, Chatsky, brother!

Chatsky

Plato is kind, nice,
A commendation sheet for you: you behave properly.

Platon Mikhailovich

As you can see brother
Moscow resident and married.

Chatsky

Forgotten the noise of the camp, comrades and brothers?
Calm and lazy?

Platon Mikhailovich

No, there are some things to do:
I play a duet on the flute
A-molny ... *

Chatsky

What did you say five years ago?
Well, permanent taste! in husbands everything is more expensive!

Platon Mikhailovich

Brother, get married, then remember me!
From boredom you will whistle the same thing.

Chatsky

Boredom! as? Are you paying tribute to her?

Natalya Dmitrievna

My Platon Mikhailovich is inclined to various occupations,
Which are not now - to the teachings and reviews,
To the arena… sometimes misses the mornings.

Chatsky

And who, dear friend, commands you to be idle?
In the regiment, the squadron will give. Are you chief or headquarters? *

Natalya Dmitrievna

My Platon Mikhailovich is very weak in health.

Chatsky

Health is weak! How long ago?

Natalya Dmitrievna

All rumbling* and headaches.

Chatsky

More movement. To the village, to the warm land.
Get on horseback more. The village is paradise in summer.

Natalya Dmitrievna

Platon Mikhailovich loves the city,
Moscow; why in the wilderness he will ruin his days!

Chatsky

Moscow and the city ... You are an eccentric!
Do you remember the former?

Platon Mikhailovich

Yes, brother, now it's not like that ...

Natalya Dmitrievna

Ah, my friend!
It's so fresh here that there is no urine,
You flung yourself open and unbuttoned your vest.

Platon Mikhailovich

Now, brother, I'm not the one...

Natalya Dmitrievna

Listen for once
My dear, fasten up.

Platon Mikhailovich (coldly)

Natalya Dmitrievna

Platon Mikhailovich

Now, brother, I'm not the one...

Natalya Dmitrievna

Platon Mikhailovich (eyes to the sky)

Oh! mother!

Chatsky

Well, God judge you;
For sure, you became the wrong one in a short time;
Was it not last year, at the end,
Did I know you in the regiment? only morning: foot in the stirrup
And you ride on a greyhound stallion;
Autumn wind blow, even in front, even from the rear.

Platon Mikhailovich (with a sigh)

Eh! brother! it was a glorious life then.

Phenomenon 7

The same, Prince Tugoukhovsky and Princess With six daughters.

Natalya Dmitrievna (thin voice)

Prince Pyotr Ilyich, princess! My God!
Princess Zizi! Mimi!

(Loud kisses, then they sit down and examine each other with
head to toe.)

1st princess

What a beautiful style!

2nd princess

What folds!

1st princess

Fringed.

Natalya Dmitrievna

No, if you could see my satin tulle!

3rd princess

What an esharp * cousin * gave me!

4th princess

Oh! yes, bare! *

5th princess

Oh! charm!

6th princess

Oh! how cute!

Princess

Ss! - Who is this in the corner, we went up, bowed?

Natalya Dmitrievna

Visitor, Chatsky.

Princess

Retired?

Natalya Dmitrievna

Yes, traveled, recently returned.

Princess

And ho-lo-stop?

Natalya Dmitrievna

Yes, not married.

Princess

Prince, prince, here. - Live.

prince (he wraps his auditory tube around her)

Princess

Come to us for the evening, on Thursday, ask soon
Natalya Dmitrevna's friend: there he is!

prince

(He sets off, hovering around Chatsky and coughing.)

Princess

Here's something kids:
They have a ball, and batiushka drag yourself to bow;
Dancers have become terribly rare! ..
Is he a chamber junker? *

Natalya Dmitrievna

Princess

Natalya Dmitrievna

Princess (loud as hell)

Prince, prince! Back!

Phenomenon 8

Same and Countess Hryumina: grandmother and granddaughter.

Countess granddaughter

Ah! Grand maman! * Well, who arrives so early?
We are first!

(Disappears into a side room.)

Princess

Here we are honored!
Here is the first one, and he considers us for no one!
Evil, in girls for a century, God will forgive her.

Countess granddaughter (returning, directs a double lorgnette at Chatsky)

Monsieur Chatsky! Are you in Moscow! how were they all?

Chatsky

What should I change for?

Countess granddaughter

Singles returned?

Chatsky

Who should I marry?

Countess granddaughter

In foreign lands on whom?
O! our darkness, without distant inquiries,
They get married there and give us kinship
With the artisans of the fashion shops.

Chatsky

Unhappy! Should there be reproaches?
From imitators to milliners?
For what you dare to choose
Original listings? *

Phenomenon 9

The same and many other guests. By the way Zagoretsky. Men
appear, shuffle, step aside, wander from room to room, and so on.
Sofia comes out of himself; all towards her.

Countess granddaughter

Eh! bon soir! vous voila! Jamais trop diligente,
Vous nous donnez toujours le plaisir de l'attente *.

Zagoretsky (Sophia)

Do you have a ticket for tomorrow's performance?

Sofia

Zagoretsky

Let me hand it to you, in vain would anyone take
Another to serve you, but
Wherever I went!
In the office - everything is taken,
To the director - he is my friend -
With the dawn at the sixth hour, and by the way!
Already in the evening no one could get it;
To this, to this, I knocked everyone down;
And this one finally stole by force
At one, the old man is frail,
I have a friend, a well-known homebody;
Let him sit at home in peace.

Sofia

Thank you for the ticket
And for the effort twice.

(Some more appear, meanwhile Zagoretsky goes to the men.)

Zagoretsky

Platon Mikhailovich ...

Platon Mikhailovich

Away!
Go to women, lie to them and fool them;
I'll tell you the truth about you
Which is worse than any lie. Here, brother

(to Chatsky)

I recommend!
What is the politest name for such people?
Tenderer? - he is a man of the world,
Notorious swindler, rogue:
Anton Antonych Zagoretsky.
Beware of him: endure * much,
And do not sit down in the cards: he will sell.

Zagoretsky

Original! obnoxious, but without the slightest malice.

Chatsky

And it would be ridiculous for you to be offended;
In addition to honesty, there are many joys:
They scold here, but there they thank.

Platon Mikhailovich

Oh no, brother! we are scolded
Everywhere, and everywhere they accept.

(Zagoretsky moves into the crowd.)

Event 10

Same and Khlestov.

Khlestov

Is it easy at sixty-five
Should I drag myself to you, niece? .. - Torment!
I rode from Pokrovka for a broken hour, * there is no strength;
Night is a doomsday! *
Out of boredom, I took with me
Arapka-girl and dog;
Tell them to feed already, my friend,
A handout came from supper.
Princess, hello!

(Sela.)

Well, Sofyushka, my friend,
What is my arapka for services:
Curly! shoulder blade!
Angry! all cat tricks!
How black! how scary!
After all, the Lord created such a tribe!
Damn it; in girlish * she;
Do you call?

Sofia

No, sir, at another time.

Khlestov

Imagine: they are paraded like animals ...
I listened, there ... the city is Turkish ...
And do you know who saved me? —
Anton Antonych Zagoretsky.

(Zagoretsky moves forward.)

He is a liar, a gambler, a thief.

(Zagoretsky disappears.)

I was from him and the doors were locked;
Yes, the master to serve: me and sister Praskovya
I got two blacks at the fair;
Bought, he says, cheated on the cards;
A gift for me, God bless him!

Chatsky (with laughter to Platon Mikhailovich)

Not greeted by such praises,
And Zagoretsky himself could not stand it, he disappeared.

Khlestov

Who is this funny guy? From what rank?

Sofia

Out this one? Chatsky.

Khlestov

Well? what did you find funny?
Why is he happy? What's the laugh?
Laughing at old age is a sin.
I remember you often danced with him as a child,
I tore at his ears, only a little.

Event 11

Same and Famusov.

Famusov (loudly)

We are waiting for Prince Peter Ilyich,
And the prince is already here! And I huddled there, in the portrait room!
Where is Skalozub Sergey Sergeyevich? a?
Not; it seems not. - He is a remarkable person -
Sergei Sergeevich Skalozub.

Khlestov

My creator! deafened, louder than any pipes!

Event 12

Same and Puffer, after Molchalin.

Famusov

Sergei Sergeyevich, we are late;
And we were waiting for you, waiting, waiting.

(He leads to Khlestovaya.)

My daughter-in-law, who has long
It's about you.

Khlestov (sitting)

You were here before... in the regiment... in that... in the grenadier? *

Puffer (bass)

In his highness, you mean
Novo-Zemlyansky Musketeer. *

Khlestov

I'm not a craftswoman to distinguish shelves.

Puffer

And uniforms have differences:
In uniforms, edging, shoulder straps, buttonholes.

Famusov

Come, father, there I will make you laugh;
Curious whist we have. Follow us, prince! I beg.

(He and the prince are taken away with him.)

Khlestov (Sofia)

Wow! I definitely got rid of the noose;
After all, your crazy father:
He was given three fathoms, a daring one, -
Introduces, without asking, is it nice for us, isn't it?

Molchalin (gives her a card)

I composed your party: Monsieur Kok,
Foma Fomich and me.

Khlestov

Thank you my friend.

(Stands up.)

Molchalin

Your Spitz is a lovely Spitz, no more than a thimble!
I stroked all of it; like silk wool!

Khlestov

Thank you my dear.

(Leaves, followed by MOLCHALIN and many others.)

Phenomenon 13

Chatsky, Sofia and a few outsiders who continue
diverge.

Chatsky

Well! dispersed the cloud...

Sofia

Can't we continue?

Chatsky

Why did I scare you?
For the fact that he softened the angry guest,
I wanted to compliment.

Sofia

And they would end up angry.

Chatsky

Tell you what I thought? Here:
Old women are all angry people;
It's not bad to have a famous servant with them
It was like a thunderbolt here.
Molchalin! “Who else will settle things so peacefully!”
There the pug will stroke in time!
Here at the time the card will be rubbed!
Zagoretsky will not die in it!
You once calculated his properties for me,
But many have forgotten - Yes?
(Exits.)

Event 14

Sofia, after G.N.

Sofia (inwardly)

Oh! this person is always
Cause me a terrible disorder!
Humiliate glad, prick, envious, proud and angry!

G.N. (fits)

You are in thought.

Sofia

About Chatsky.

How was he found on his return?

Sofia

He is not quite all there.

Have you lost your mind?

Sofia (after a pause)

Not quite…

However, are there any clues?

Sofia (looks at him intently)

It seems to me.

How can you, in these years!

Sofia

How to be!

(To the side)

He is ready to believe!
Ah, Chatsky! You love to dress up everyone in jesters,
Would you like to try on yourself?

(Exits.)

Event 15

G.N., after G.D.

Crazy! .. It seems to her! .. that's it!
Not without reason? So ... why would she take it?
You heard?

About Chatsky?

What?

Crazy!

I didn't say, others say.

Are you happy to celebrate it?

I'll go and inquire; tea, who knows.

(Exits.)

Event 16

G.D., after Zagoretsky.

Believe the talker!
He hears nonsense, and immediately repeats!
Do you know about Chatsky?

Zagoretsky

Crazy!

Zagoretsky

BUT! I know, I remember, I heard.
How can I not know? exemplary case came out;
His rogue uncle hid him in the insane ...
They seized me, into the yellow house, * and put me on a chain.

Have mercy, he was here in the room now, here.

Zagoretsky

So from the chain, therefore, lowered.

Well, dear friend, you don't need newspapers with you.
Let me go spread my wings
I will ask everyone; however churn! secret.

Event 17

Zagoretsky, after Countess granddaughter.

Zagoretsky

Which Chatsky is here? - Well-known surname.
I once knew some Chatsky. —
Have you heard of him?

Countess granddaughter

Zagoretsky

About Chatsky, he was here in the room now.

Countess granddaughter

I know.
I spoke to him.

Zagoretsky

So I congratulate you!
He is crazy...

Countess granddaughter

Zagoretsky

Yes, he's gone crazy.

Countess granddaughter

Imagine, I noticed myself;
And at least bet, you are with me in one word.

Appearance 18

Same and Countess grandmother.

Countess granddaughter

Ah! grand' maman, these are miracles! that's new!
Have you heard of the troubles here?
Listen. Here are the charms! that's cute!..

Countess grandmother

My t rug, my ears are w silt;
Ska w and by to louder...

Countess granddaughter

There is no time!

(Pointing to Zagoretsky.)

Il vous dira toute l’histoire… *
I'm going to ask...

(Exits.)

Appearance 19

Zagoretsky, Countess grandmother.

Countess grandmother

What? what? isn't it here w macaw?

Zagoretsky

No, Chatsky made all this mess.

Countess grandmother

How, Chatsky? Who sent you to jail?

Zagoretsky

In the mountains he was wounded in the forehead, went crazy from the wound.

Countess grandmother

What? to the farmazons * to the clob? He went to P usurmans?

Zagoretsky

You won't understand her.

(Exits.)

Countess grandmother

Anton Antonych! Oh!
And he P e w um, everyone is in fear, in a hurry.

phenomenon 20

Countess grandmother and Prince Tugoukhovsky.

Countess grandmother

Prince, prince! Oh, this prince P alam, a little t breathes!
Prince, have you heard?

prince

Countess grandmother

He doesn't hear anything!
Though, mo w no, you saw the police chief here * P yl?

prince

Countess grandmother

To prison, prince, who captured Chatsky?

prince

Countess grandmother

A cleaver to him and a satchel,
Sol t and you! Is it a joke! changed the law!

prince

Countess grandmother

Yes!.. in P Usurmanah he is! Oh! damned bastard! *
What? a? deaf, my father; take out your horn.
Oh! deafness is a great vice.

phenomenon 21

Same and Khlestov, Sofia, Molchalin, Platon Mikhailovich, Natalia
Dmitrievna, Countess granddaughter, Princess with daughters, Zagoretsky, Puffer, after
Famusov and many others.

Khlestov

Crazy! I humbly ask!
Yes, by chance! yes, how clever!
Did you hear Sophia?

Platon Mikhailovich

Who disclosed first?

Natalya Dmitrievna

Ah, my friend, everything!

Platon Mikhailovich

Well, everything, so unwillingly believe,
And I doubt it.

Famusov (entering)

About what? about Chatsky, or what?
What is doubtful? I'm the first, I opened!
I've been wondering for a long time how no one will tie him up!
Try about the authorities - and they will tell you nothing!
Bow a little low, bend over with a ring,
Even before the monarch's face,
So he will call a scoundrel! ..

Khlestov

There from the laughing ones;
I said something and he started laughing.

Molchalin

He advised me not to serve in the Archives in Moscow.

Countess granddaughter

He deigned to call me a fashionista!

Natalya Dmitrievna

And he gave my husband advice to live in the countryside.

Zagoretsky

Crazy all over.

Countess granddaughter

I saw from the eyes.

Famusov

I went after my mother, after Anna Aleksevna;
The dead woman went crazy eight times.

Khlestov

There are wonderful adventures in the world!
In his summer crazy jumped off!
Tea, drank beyond his years.

Princess

O! right…

Countess granddaughter

Without a doubt.

Khlestov

He drank champagne glasses.

Natalya Dmitrievna

Bottles-with, and very large

Zagoretsky (with heat)

No, sir, barrels of forties.

Famusov

Here you go! great trouble,
What will a man drink too much!
Learning is the plague, learning is the cause
What is now more than ever,
Crazy divorced people, and deeds, and opinions.

Khlestov

And really you will go crazy from these, from some
From boarding schools, schools, lyceums, as you put them,
Yes, from Lankart's mutual teachings. *

Princess

No, in St. Petersburg the institute
Pe-da-go-gic, * that seems to be the name:
There they practice in schisms and in unbelief
Professors!! - our relatives studied with them,
And left! even now in a pharmacy, as an apprentice.

Runs from women, and even from me!
Chinov doesn't want to know! He is a chemist, he is a botanist,
Prince Fedor, my nephew.

Puffer

I will make you happy: the general rumor,
That there is a project about lyceums, schools, gymnasiums;
There they will only teach according to ours: one, two;
And the books will be kept like this: for big occasions.

Famusov

Sergey Sergeyevich, no! If evil is to be stopped:
Take away all the books and burn them.

Zagoretsky (with meekness)

No, sir, there are different books to books. And if, between us,
I was the censor * appointed,
I would have leaned on fables; oh! fables - my death!
Eternal mockery of lions! over the eagles!
Whoever says:
Although animals, but still kings.

Khlestov

My fathers, who is upset in the mind,
So it doesn't matter whether it's from books, or from drinking;
And I feel sorry for Chatsky.
In a Christian way; he is worthy of pity;
There was a sharp man, he had about three hundred souls.

Famusov

Khlestov

Three, sir.

Famusov

Four hundred.

Khlestov

Not! three hundred.

Famusov

On my calendar...

Khlestov

Everyone lies calendars.

Famusov

Khlestov

Not! Three hundred! - I don’t know other people’s estates!

Famusov

Four hundred, please understand.

Khlestov

Not! three hundred, three hundred, three hundred.

phenomenon 22

All the same and Chatsky.

Natalya Dmitrievna

Countess granddaughter

(They back away from him in the opposite direction.)

Khlestov

Well, like crazy eyes
He will start to fight, he will demand to be cut!

Famusov

Oh my God! have mercy on us sinners!

(cautiously)

Dearest! You are not at ease.
Sleep is needed on the road. Give me a pulse... You're unwell.

Chatsky

Yes, no urine: a million torments
Breasts from a friendly vice,
Feet from shuffling, ears from exclamations,
And more than a head from all sorts of trifles.

(Approaches Sophia.)

My soul here is somehow compressed by grief,
And in the multitude I am lost, not myself.
Not! I am dissatisfied with Moscow.

Khlestov

Moscow, you see, is to blame.

(Makes signs to Sofia.)

Hm, Sophia! - Doesn't look!

Sofia (to Chatsky)

Tell me what makes you so angry?

Chatsky

In that room, an insignificant meeting:
A Frenchman from Bordeaux, * pushing his chest,
Gathered around him a kind of vecha *
And he said how he was equipped on the way
To Russia, to the barbarians, with fear and tears;
Arrived - and found that there is no end to caresses;
No sound of a Russian, no Russian face
Did not meet: as if in the fatherland, with friends;
own province. - Look, in the evening
He feels like a little king here;
The ladies have the same sense, the same outfits ...
He's happy, but we're not.
Silent. And here from all sides
Anguish, and groaning, and groaning.
Oh! France! There is no better place in the world! —
Two princesses decided, sisters, repeating
A lesson taught to them from childhood.
Where to go from the princesses! —
I odal sent wishes
Humble, but out loud
So that the Lord destroyed this unclean spirit
Empty, slavish, blind imitation;
So that he would plant a spark in someone with a soul,
Who could by word and example
Hold us like a strong rein,
From pathetic nausea on the side of a stranger.
Let them call me an Old Believer,
But our North is a hundred times worse for me
Since I gave everything in exchange for a new way -
And customs, and language, and holy antiquity,
And stately clothes for another
In jester fashion:
The tail is behind, some kind of wonderful notch in front, *
Reason contrary, contrary to the elements;
The movements are connected, and not the beauty of the face;
Funny, shaved, gray chins!
Like dresses, hair, and minds are short! ..
Oh! if we are born to adopt everything,
At least we could borrow a few from the Chinese
Wise they have ignorance of foreigners.
Will we ever be resurrected from the foreign power of fashion?
So that our smart, cheerful people
Although the language did not consider us Germans.
“How to put the European in parallel
With the national - something strange!
Well, how to translate madam and mademoiselle?
already madam!! someone muttered to me.
Imagine everyone here
Laughter erupted at my expense.
« Madam! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! wonderful!
Madam! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! terrible!" —
I, angry and cursing life,
He prepared a thunderous answer for them;
But everyone left me. —
Here is the case for you with me, it is not new;
Moscow and Petersburg - in all of Russia,
That a man from the city of Bordeaux,
Only his mouth opened, he has happiness
Inspire participation in all princesses;
And in St. Petersburg and in Moscow,
Who is the enemy of written faces, frills, curly words,
In whose head, unfortunately
Five, six there are healthy thoughts
And he dares to announce them publicly, -
Look...

(He looks around, everyone is circling in a waltz with the greatest zeal. The old people have dispersed to the card tables.)

Action 4

Famusov has a grand entrance hall in his house; a large staircase from the second dwelling *, to which many side mezzanines adjoin; below to the right (from the characters) exit to the porch and the Swiss box; on the left, on the same plan, Molchalin's room. Night. Weak lighting. Some lackeys fuss, others sleep in anticipation of their masters.

Phenomenon 1

Countess grandmother, Countess granddaughter, ahead of them footman.

Lackey

Countess Khryumina's carriage!

Countess granddaughter (as long as she is wrapped up)

Well ball! Well Famusov! knew how to call guests!
Some freaks from the other world
And there is no one to talk to, and no one to dance with.

Countess grandmother

Poe t eat, mother, me, right f oh, I can't
Someday t b i s P ala t but to the grave.

(Both leave.)

Phenomenon 2

Platon Mikhailovich and Natalya Dmitrievna. One footman fussing around them,
another at the entrance shouts:

Gorich's carriage!

Natalya Dmitrievna

My angel, my life
Priceless, darling, Posh, what's so sad?

(Kisses her husband on the forehead.)

Admit it, the Famusovs had fun.

Platon Mikhailovich

Mother Natasha, I doze off at the balls,
Before them, a mortal reluctant,
But I do not resist, your worker,
I'm on duty after midnight, sometimes
You are pleased, no matter how sad,
I start to dance on command.

Natalya Dmitrievna

You pretend, and very unskillfully;
Hunt mortal to pass for an old man.

(Exit with footman.)

Platon Mikhailovich (coldly)

Ball is a good thing, captivity is bitter;
And who will not marry us!
After all, it is said, of a different kind ...

Lackey (from the porch)

There is a lady in the carriage, and she will be angry.

Platon Mikhailovich (with a sigh)

(Leaves.)

Phenomenon 3

Chatsky and footman him ahead.

Chatsky

Shout for it to be served soon.

(Lake leaves.)

Well, the day has passed, and with it
All the ghosts, all the smoke and smoke
The hopes that filled my soul.
What was I waiting for? what did you think you would find here?
Where is the charm of this meeting? participation in whom is alive?
Scream! joy! hugged! - Empty.
In a wagon so-and-so on the way
Boundless plain, sitting idly,
Everything is visible ahead
Light, blue, varied;
And you go for an hour, and two, a whole day; that's briskly
Drove to rest; lodging for the night: wherever you look,
All the same smooth surface, and the steppe, and empty and dead ...
Annoyingly, there is no urine, the more you think.

(Lakey returns.)

Lackey

The coachman is nowhere to be found, you see.

Chatsky

I went, look, do not spend the night here.

(The footman leaves again.)

Phenomenon 4

Chatsky, Repetilov(runs in from the porch, at the very entrance falls from all
legs and quickly recovers).

Repetilov

Ugh! blundered. Ah, my Creator!
Let me rub my eyes; from where? buddy!..
Heart friend! Dear friend! Mon Cher! *
Here are farces * how often they were pets to me,
That I am idle, that I am stupid, that I am superstitious,
What do I have for all premonitions, signs;
Now ... please explain,
As if I knew, I'm in a hurry here,
Grab it, I hit it with my foot on the threshold
And stretched out to his full height.
Maybe laugh at me
That Repetilov is lying, that Repetilov is simple,
And I have an attraction to you, a kind of illness,
Some kind of love and passion
I'm ready to slay my soul
That in the world you will not find such a friend,
So true, she-she;
Let me lose my wife, children,
I will be left with the whole world,
Let me die in this place
May the Lord destroy me...

Chatsky

Yes, it's full of nonsense to grind.

Repetilov

You don't love me, it's natural
With others, I am this way and that,
I'm talking to you shyly
I'm pathetic, I'm ridiculous, I'm ignorant, I'm a fool.

Chatsky

Here is a strange humiliation!

Repetilov

Scold me, I myself curse my birth,
When I think about how I killed time!
Tell me what time is it?

Chatsky

An hour to go to bed to go to bed;
When you came to the ball
So you can turn back.

Repetilov

What's the ball? brother, where are we all night until broad daylight,
We are shackled in decencies, we will not break out of the yoke,
Have you read? there is a book...

Chatsky

Did you read? task for me
Are you Repetilov?

Repetilov

Call me a vandal: *
I deserve this name.
I valued empty people!
He himself raved for a century at dinner or at a ball!
I forgot about the kids! cheated on his wife!
Played! lost! taken under guardianship by decree! *
Keep the dancer! and not just one:
Three at once!
Drinking dead! did not sleep for nine nights!
He rejected everything: laws! conscience! faith!