We, friends, have no doubts,
What ditties should be sung!
Once they came for a birthday -
There is no point in sitting silently!

I don’t know how old you are,
And why should I know this?
There are candles on a huge cake
You can take it and count it!

Steamships, steamships.
Oh, you steamboats.
Let them go back now
My friend, you are one year old.

Games, competitions, gifts
On your birthday for a reason!
Today is a holiday for you -
Red calendar day!

Oh, what our years -
We are alive by nature!
Why should we look at the passport?
Let's sing songs better!

We haven't eaten for ten days
And they didn’t drink for eight,
We'll eat everything at the table,
Let's ask for more!

But screw you! It wasn’t here -
So the hostess fed
That we can’t dance yet,
We can only sing ditties!

The cook makes cutlets
The horse makes manure.
I came for my birthday
But he didn’t bring a gift!

The phone doesn't stop ringing
From calls and sms.
Birthday raises
Interest in the person!

Coal is needed to
Maintain combustion.
And you need friends for that
To drink at your birthday party!

We came for a birthday
Sing and have fun
To cheer you up
And forget yourself a little.

Who is closest to the bottle there?
Pour it for the birthday girl!
We drink to your health,
And drink to your friends!

We were all invited to the restaurant,
The birthday was celebrated.
Would you like to celebrate again?
Yes, health is of no use...

I ate and drank,
I almost gave birth!
I will eat and drink more
To repay the gift.

Don't worry if it's your birthday
You can't eat anymore on your own.
You are quietly jam
Put it in your pocket!

Ditties from the hero of the day

Hello, dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like,
For my health.

Oh, thank you mom -
She gave birth to me in July!
Get ready guys
To the forest with me for a barbecue.

Fifty or twenty five -
What's the difference?
Equally men
I fall in love with myself!

Congratulatory ditties with wishes

There is a mare standing on the mountain,
There is a harrow under the mountain.
Happy Birthday!
Pour some more wine!

The ship is sailing along the Volga,
And a motorboat along the Ob.
Happy Birthday
And we wish you love!

We all came from mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

I wish everyone a cutie,
And for you - a fashion model.
If you forget your key at home,
Then he will crawl through the crack under the door.

Be happy and safe
And live for a long time,
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!

There's a picture hanging on the wall,
There is a sailboat in the picture.
May you need it less often
There will be a syringe and a thermometer.

Galoshes float down the river
Four pieces in a row.
May all horoscopes be with you
They promise only joy.

So that your heart doesn't hurt,
I didn't feel dizzy
Rest safely today
And quit what you're doing!

We wish you on your birthday,
So that fate does not bypass,
Gave me a lot of money
And she gave you a wife!

Forty years - what a date,
Only half my life has been lived.
We want to live richly
So that you want and can.

On your birthday we wish you
Lots of happiness and love!
If you need to drink vodka,
Just call us!

On your birthday we wish you
So that everything comes true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.

There is a vegetable garden near the house,
There are beds in the vegetable garden...
Dear birthday boy.
Always be fine!

Birthday boy, take care
Body, soul, nerves.
Let them rustle in your pocket
Dollars and euros!

Congratulations
I make it public:
I want to wish you love
Well, and sex, in particular!

Ditties for a man's anniversary- an excellent answer to the question of what to give a man 50 years old or 60 years old for his anniversary. Of course, if you supplement them with a suitable material gift. I composed ditties for a man’s anniversary that will decorate any gift for a friend, relative or colleague, even just money. And today I’ll tell you a few ideas from life - what gifts make men happy “at their best.”

Our birthday boy is good for everyone,
But one thing confuses us:
That he’s already fifty dollars -
We won't believe it for anything!

Every year you become cooler
You won't find a better guy -
Young and strong as a cucumber
But you can’t drink experience away!

Everyone knows that a man
Gray hair decorates.
Let there be a reason for joy
There will be more than one in life!

Don't you complain about it
Old bones crunch
After all, you are not a hundred years old,
And only 50 (60)!

Let them say everywhere:
“Well done - no matter what!”
Well, they will be a grandfather
Just call them grandchildren!

Interesting men -
Worth its weight in gold for us.
You love and be loved
Every day and every hour!

50 (60) is not just a date
And a beautiful number.
Be healthy, live richly,
Be one hundred percent happy!

On a man’s 60th birthday, the first verse will be like this:

Come on, show us your passport,
Are they telling the truth?
We won't believe anything
Why are you already sixty!

What to give a man for his 50th or 60th anniversary

A man who celebrates his 50th or 60th birthday is usually cheerful, active and successful. His main hobbies are traveling, hiking, football, dachas, and often also business. Such men are pleased with such gifts as: a shockproof waterproof mobile phone (an expensive thing), a shockproof cool watch, an inflatable boat, a GPRS navigator, a sports uniform from their favorite football club and the like (I saw it myself). So ditties for a man’s 50th or 60th birthday are a reason to emphasize that he’s still wow!

Ditties for a woman’s anniversary, ditties for a man’s anniversary, ditties for a colleague’s anniversary. Anniversary ditties for every taste! Cool ditties for an anniversary.

ANNIVERSARY DITS FOR THE HOLIDAY

Ditties for anniversaries 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80 years

Who is closest to the bottle there?
Pour it for the birthday girl!
We drink to your health,
And drink to your friends!

There is acacia smoke in the alleys
Newness inspires...
It's good when you're seventeen
It's good when it's spring!

Behind the gate of leaves is silk,
There was fog and rain!
It's good when we're thirty
Autumn is also good.

Outside the window the blizzard is angry
And a mess of snowflakes.
It's good when you're forty,
It's good when it's winter.

We want you, Vanyusha,
On your birthday, wish you
To have a lot of money
And so that you can dance.

We wish you on your birthday,
So that fate does not bypass,
Gave me a lot of money
And she gave you a wife!

Anniversary booklets
I'll wrap it in film -
Each contains a dozen portraits
My darling.

San Sanych has a feast -
Turned fifty.
Even though he is bald and gap-toothed,
He likes to hang out with girls.

I'm here for your birthday
I'll give you three roses.
May your eyes be filled with happiness
They glow like stars.

Steamships, steamships.

Oh, you steamboats.

Let them go back now

Girlfriend, you are one year old.

Anniversary concerns,

You've tired me!

I'm going on maternity leave

For the next three days!

Eh, once again
Knocking out the traffic jam
Knock over our Anniversary
Yes, a full stack!

Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh, play, have fun!
It's Lyubasha's birthday
Drink, don't talk!

Half a century has passed,
Fifty years since then
How I fell in love, how I got married,
How I live alone with you.

We all came from mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

Cool ditties for an anniversary

I walked along the forest side,
The anniversary ran behind me:
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to the devil!

Forty years - what a date,
Only half my life has been lived.
We want to live richly
So that you want and can.

I'm sitting on a log
I'm looking at the sun.
And I wish you, my friend
Lying on the sea beach.

We don't want you money -
Earn it yourself
After all, happiness is not in money, Vasya,
The main thing is that the house stands.

Comic ditties for the anniversary

And Lyubasha is cheerful,
And beautiful and slim,
I called people here
To celebrate the anniversary!

We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And live to be a hundred years old.

How old is she -
This is not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old
Even at eighty years old!

A tank is driving through the village,

The gun is being displayed.

It's a pity that our anniversaries

They do it once every five years!

I contacted the State Duma

With one suggestion:

To make your anniversary,

All-Russian weekend!

The Volga river is deep

The waves hit the shore.

The hero of the day is clear,

You are very dear to us!

Funny ditties for the anniversary

Hello, dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like,
For my health.

There are many anniversaries these days,
Anniversaries too,
But we congratulate him
Who is dearer to us all?

I want to congratulate you
And a pat on the shoulder.
Let them give you gifts
Just like Yakubovich.

Birthday is a holiday of childhood,
Even though you are fifty, .
We will give you a rattle
Will you play it?

I wish everyone a cutie,
And for you - a fashion model.
If you forget your key at home,
Then he will crawl through the crack under the door.

The sun is shining outside the window,
And the little birds fly.
For the ladies present
Let's have a glass!

The godfather announced to the godfather:
You and I are now relatives,
Come whenever you want
Stay with me.

The doctor pulled it out of the kidneys
The stones are fenced.
May you have stones
Only precious ones.

We sat in the evening
They had fun with beer.
If only it were our birthdays
We managed it all year round.

Don't swear or bark
On our anniversary,
We'll pour you moonshine -
It will be more fun.

On your fiftieth birthday

The songs sound good.

Come back in a year

Celebrate forty-nine.

Don’t know how to entertain guests and surprise them at their 50th anniversary? Invite them to sing funny ditties. Laughter, smiles and good mood are guaranteed for the holiday. Choose the most suitable ones among our funny and funny ditties.

Nowadays you can wish Happy Birthday in any way. But funny songs and ditties remain predominant.
On the Etohozdnik resource we have collected all the most sonorous ditties for a woman’s 50th birthday, cool and classic options.

We are ditties for the anniversary
It took two weeks to compose
Now let's sing them to you,
And to your dear guests!

Ditties to the tune of “Ditties of Granny Hedgehogs”

We came to the anniversary
Pour us a glass,
We will sing and dance.
Congratulations to our ___.

Extend your congratulations,
Let everyone wave to us
Take instructions
Our hero of the day.

We wish you warmth
And so that her dream comes true.
And also great love.
We wish in a crowd.

So that your heart doesn't hurt,
So that the skin does not age,
So that trouble does not torment you,
Our ____ never.

Extend your congratulations,
Let everyone wave to us
Take instructions
Our hero of the day.

We wished everything
We haven't forgotten anything.
And now it's time to go for a walk,
Celebrate your anniversary!

As you know, almost all ditties are sung to the same tune, so it will not be difficult for anyone to substitute words for the desired tune. Only more mischief and fun in the mood. Ditties on a woman’s 50th birthday are a good musical congratulation. It will not leave you, your guests, or the hero of the day indifferent.

What is an anniversary?
It's just a bright day
We came to congratulate you,
There was no need to lose heart.

You meet guests
Feed them, give them a drink,
So as not to get angry,
And they invited you to visit.

We wish you everything
What is stored in the mind
Never and no one
So that you don't have to be ashamed.

Be healthy and happy,
Many, many, many years.
So that you don't know sorrows,
Our very close person.

We wandered around the world
We walked around all the shores,
We have accumulated happiness for you
And good luck with two bags.

Brought you love
The suitcases are full.
You take the gift
So that we don't get it.

_______'s birthday
Wonderful holiday
Because we are all ditties
They sang so diligently.

Dear anniversary hero,
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts.
You are young at heart,
Don't look at the years.

You with your energy
You will also conquer space.
Well, quickly pour it for us,
Why are you sitting quietly?

She poured us a glass,
Thank you so much.
And now let's continue for you,
We sing songs beautifully.

We wish you from the bottom of our hearts,
Good health,
Never be discouraged
Resume the feasts.

There's a river at your table,
Let the treats flow.
And then it will be better
All congratulations here.

So let's get started now
______ praise,
After all, she opened the door for us
For the sake of congratulations.

You are good today
It is clear that the soul is singing,
So go dance
And help us sing along.

You are sociable, diligent,
You don't give yourself rest.
For you, probably already
Everything is possible on earth!

Don't let your friends let you down
They always come into the house for tea,
Let the grandchildren and children make you happy,
And a gift in an envelope!

Our ____ gorgeous,
You won't look thirty,
And so stubborn behind her,
Grooms are walking around in droves!

And your anniversary is not a problem,
He only keeps track of the years,
We will survive it
And tomorrow we will start a new path!

Congratulations
We sing from our hearts here.
Accept them quickly
And hug us tightly.

We wish you a lot of money,
There were, just in case.
So that there are two thousand in your pocket,
Lost there at the bottom.

So that you don't look for them,
And I got others instantly,
We will also add friend,
A couple of million.

So that the car is under the window,
Didn't fade, didn't rust,
With my little man alone,
Go to the Seychelles.

Sunbathe in Bali
Don't worry about work.
It won't disappear anywhere
He'll be waiting for you at home.

We wish you on your anniversary,
So that you don't be sad,
And from famous couturiers
I wore all my clothes.

So that the house has three floors,
Fate brought it to you.
And there were a lot of kids in it,
Sweet candies.

Promotion at work
They give our congratulations,
Humble subordinates,
To the boss of lovers.

We wished for a lot
What's interesting, choose
And do it quickly
Bring your desires into life.

We will help you with everything
And we will always support
Let's increase our wealth
And we’ll keep you out of harm’s way.

Congratulations soon
Our ____ accept,
And your friends, guests,
Surprise and entertain.

Well, we'll sit down at the table,
We'll eat and drink there,
If suddenly you ask us,
We'll sing for you as an encore.

Anniversary, anniversary,
Pour for the hero of the day,
Let him drink everything to the bottom,
He has another hundred years to live.

And let him treat his friends,
Let him pay attention
And then his friends
They will always be faithful.

Happy anniversary,
We wish you happiness and joy,
Good health to you
We wish you at the feast.

Never be discouraged
While away the century with your loved one.
And so that the children do not hesitate,
The grandson was awarded.

We wish the hero of the day,
To make things work easier,
Well, summer holidays are hotter,
Yes, stormier than the night.

So that my husband gives flowers,
And he carried her in his arms.
Pleased with surprises
Put up with whims.

Don't forget about your friends
Invite them to visit
To make you happy
Helped sometimes

We congratulated you
Even though this has always been done.
Now it's time to shut up
Sit down and pour yourself.

Under the words of each ditty, you can choose a special attribute as a staged gift. If the song is sung about a bag, then you can decorate a simple bag in beautiful paper and give it as a gift, and so on.

But, undoubtedly, your congratulations will be the most original!

It happens that after a few hours the anniversary turns into ordinary gatherings and the guests begin to go home. Do you want your guests to have fun and interest and not rush home? We offer you funny ditties for a woman’s 60th birthday. Every ditty is laughter, fun and a great mood. And you can also dance fervently, because ditties and melody contribute to this.

Guests, dear guests,
Look at me!
Sixty? To hell with you!
I'm still so young!

By the way!
If this is your colleague’s anniversary, then we invite you to look at our original and touching congratulations on the 60th anniversary of a female colleague. Such congratulations will help you express all your sympathies.

You are celebrating your anniversary,
So you have fun from the heart!
And we'll sing ditties,
Let's have a great time!

How old are you?
Sixty?! Don't make any mistakes!
You're twenty-five again
You're grandma berry again!

Pour a full glass,
Drink to yourself,
And make a wish
Wait for its fulfillment!

Sixty is not yet old!
Sixty, oh, made me laugh!
Here's how you say one hundred and ninety
Then we'll talk!

Let's dance together
We will celebrate the holiday.
We will stomp our feet
We will clap our hands!

Eh, today we're walking,
Eh, let's celebrate to the fullest!
Do you have a headache in the morning?
But it was fun yesterday!

All the tables are full of food
The tables are just bursting!
And we just sat down once,
Oh, and they ate everything right away!

We don't drink mineral water,
Let's save mineral water!
Everyone needs her in the morning,
This healing water!

It's almost midnight, and we have
It's only begining.
Our dear neighbors,
Let them not be offended by us!

If they ask where you were?
I'll tell you straight, not secretly.
I celebrated my anniversary!
I have never known a better holiday!

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