Comic mini skits for children. Funny scenes

Humor has been and remains an integral part of human life. Moreover, he occupies far from the last place in it. This is part of the culture of society, taking its origins into the distant past. The need for irony and a humorous and condescending view of some things appeared in tribal society. It was then that professional jesters appeared who knew how to find humor and mock the contradictions of the surrounding reality. Moreover, only they were allowed to laugh at absurdities and incidents.

Humor as the most important component of relaxation

Everyone is allowed to joke these days. The ability to see the comical is especially important these days - a modern person will have a hard time if he does not perceive ridiculous and sometimes absurd circumstances with humor. Aside from its cultural value, this ability is widely accepted by society and even endorsed by modern medicine, after all. It’s safe to say that laughter prolongs life, and humor completely erases traces of stress, anxiety and fatigue from the face.

A skit as part of the holiday

Humor is an opportunity to turn even ordinary gatherings into a fun and useful pastime. This is especially true for a group of friends, which cannot be imagined without jokes, pranks and laughter. In this regard, a humorous skit acts as a means and tool in achieving the main goal of the company - to rest and relax. Staging can decorate any event and turn it into a celebration. They will be appropriate for corporate parties, anniversaries, New Year's meetings, graduations and weddings. The skit can be evaluative and satirical, ridiculing absurd things, or simply interpret some phenomena humorously. Any means are good for this - wordplay, exaggeration or understatement, parody, double meaning or friendly banter.

Rules for a humorous skit

It doesn’t matter at all whether the humorous scene follows the script or is played out impromptu. The essence itself is important - laughter, good mood and a relaxed state of the audience. There are special techniques and rules for this:

• It is important not to overplay! Irony should not be directed at the personalities of those present. Especially if the skit is based on a fable, none of the participants should feel humiliated.
• Funny humorous scenes will only benefit if they use appropriate scenery, costumes and other little things. They are the ones who set the tone and mood!

• The more participants are involved in the skit, the more fun it will be.
• Cool humorous scenes should be dynamic, lively and emotional.

• Even if a humorous skit is planned according to a special program, it is still necessary to leave room for impromptu. The script should be flexible and ready for additions.

Scenes based on fairy tales

Of course, first of all, for a cheerful company you need funny, cool scenes. Humorous sketch scenarios are easy to write based on fairy tales. All adults are former children, which means you can safely use a popular fairy tale or fable, play out the introduction beautifully - and the production is ready. Such fairy tales as “Turnip”, “Kolobok”, “The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats”, “Teremok”, “Sleeping Beauty”, “Cinderella” and others are played out very interestingly. Much depends here on the acting skills of the participants and on the imagination of the audience. But it’s unlikely that anyone will remain indifferent when, according to the fairy tale “Ivan Tsarevich and the Gray Wolf,” Ivan and his beloved princess saddle up a horse and gallop off to ask for their parents’ blessing.

Pantomimes and shapeshifters

A humorous scene in the form of a pantomime and a reversal fairy tale will evoke no less emotions. There are no words in pantomime, but it is easy to show artistry, plasticity and emotionality. How many emotions will be evoked by a participant trying to portray himself as the sad brownie Kuzya. And in the changelings, the names alone are worth it - you still need to guess what fairy tale we are talking about:

• “Silver Fox and 2 Giants” - “Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs”;
• “Slender Mare” - “The Little Humpbacked Horse”;
• “The Green Slipper” - “Little Red Riding Hood”;
• “Crusk” - “Kolobok”;
• “Sprat in tomato” - “Goldfish”;
• “Frying” - “Morozko”;
• “Rusty Lock” - “Golden Key”, etc.

Example for a scene

It would be welcome if the fairy tale was rewritten in a new way. An example scenario for a humorous scene might look like this:

"Teremok"

Decoration in the form of a cardboard sheet with cut-out windows with shutters. Russian folk melodies and costumes:

• The presenter wears a belted shirt and a sign with the inscription “Sale” in his hands;
• Mouse - Mickey Mouse costume;
• Frog - bright green overalls and a bright umbrella;
• Hare - Stepashka's costume from "Good night, kids!";
• Chanterelle - Serduchka's outfit;
• Wolf - gray suit and hat with earflaps;
• Bear - felt boots and a fur coat.

The presenter comes out first and tries to install the sign:

And if the house is empty in vain, who will pay taxes?

At this time the Mouse appears:

Oh, ownerless little mansion!

The host notices the guest, gets scared and disappears behind the stage. The mouse, not noticing the inscription, goes behind the decoration.

A frog appears and looks at the inscription:

I don’t know what “Salo” means, but I’m already interested!

He goes behind the decoration and appears in the window together with the mouse. Mouse:

How did you get here?

So the door was not locked!

Well, okay, since it wasn’t locked... stay alive.

Is this a women's dormitory?

Will you be our lodger?

The hare agrees.

Fox runs after:

And let me in as a lodger!

One is enough for us! - answers the Mouse.

What if as a cleaner?

I would have said so right away!

The fox comes in, and the hare is sent to fetch water. He approaches the well and accidentally falls into it. The wolf comes out and notices the hare's ears:

Looks like someone's in trouble... - sniffing - and I think he'll be good for lunch!

He gets the hare, he squeaks, and the wolf lets him go. The hare runs into the mansion, the wolf follows him. Shouts of “Catch the hooligan!” can be heard. When the noise subsides, a bear appears. Reads on the sign “And-by-the-ka”:

Oh, this is where they will help me! - knocks.

Mouse and a bear appear from the window shouting “Mouse!” hastily leaves.

Well, actually, I'm not alone here! - Mouse shouts after him.

Characters appear from behind the scenery as they appear, all in unison:

Now we will all live here and pay all contributions until retirement!

The example given is easy to adapt to any event, and most importantly, it can involve a large number of participants and give them the opportunity to imagine themselves.

HOST:
Dear birthday boy!
Your fatigue will disappear
And life will become unctuous,
When will night come today?
Post-anniversary!
Meet, the night has already come,
I found time early!

(Post-Anniversary Night comes out - this is a woman in a blue cape with yellow stars, a headband with a yellow month on her head, she approaches the birthday boy and says):

I came from a good fairy tale,
Please, close your eyes,
Sit down more comfortably,
Enjoy the lullaby!

(the birthday boy is seated on a chair, he closes his eyes and listens to the lullaby sung by the Post-Anniversary Night, stroking the birthday boy’s head soothingly or soothingly patting him on the shoulder)

LULLABY:
(to the tune “Tired toys are sleeping, books are sleeping, blankets and pillows are waiting for the children”)

The tired birthday boy is sleeping
Expensive!
He celebrated his fifty dollars
On a weekend!
Yes, and you are very tired,
You want to sleep, by the way!
Close your eyes
Bye, bye!

Birthday boy, honestly
On the rocks!
After all, you are everything that is edible,
They knew how!
He worked hard for a year
And I earned it for the holiday!
I fed you all
Got me drunk!

Don't skimp on the extra stacks
You tell him!
He's not drunk at all,
I don't understand!
To enjoy life
We need to stay in good shape!
Open your eyes
Have a drink!
(they bring a glass to the birthday boy)

Although it’s not evening yet,
But let's drink to our meeting!
On your beautiful anniversary
Pour me a shot too!

Scene for the anniversary of the man "Peddler"

HOST:
(sings a quatrain to the tune of the song “Peddlers”)

Oh, the box is full
The one who came to us!
He will offer the goods on a walker,
That's why he came in!

(The Peddler comes in - this is a man dressed in a shirt with a smart belt, in a cap with a flower, trousers tucked into boots, on his chest hangs a tray on which lies a chocolate medal, a comb, a comic bill, a rubber finger tip and tickets with the numbers of the prize product )

PEDDLER:

Is it really true
Is the Anniversary here today?!
So I'm back in business again
I'll offer him the product!

(approaches the Jubilee with his tray)

But my goods are encrypted,
I'm saying this straight out!
I'm savvy in this matter
And I love surprises myself!
However, I’ll tell you anyway,
What a secret I keep!

(takes goods from the tray one by one and, showing them to everyone, says what this product means if the hero of the day pulls it out):

There's a gold medal here -
If you choose her,
Life will be like this then...
You'll get a kick out of her!

If you choose a comb-
You'll be great in no time!
You will have a fashionable hairstyle
And as beautiful as a cucumber!

If you choose a bill,
I'll tell you then:
Your lip is not stupid
You will always be like this!

If you choose a remedy,
To protect yourself,
I will tell everyone without coquetry:
You will live happily!

And now I ask more boldly
Use your chance in the lottery!
Choose your number
And receive a gift!

(the hero of the day pulls out a number, the peddler repeats again what this gift means for the hero of the day, and then tells him):

I'm no businessman!
Hand won't rise
All the goods are beautiful
Don't give it to you from the tray!
So you take it all,
Remember me more often!
And for your birthday
I want to have a drink with you!

Sketch for the man's anniversary "Partner"

HOST:

Dear birthday boy, dear guests!
I don’t understand, maybe I’m in art,
Forgive me, friends, for this,
But I approve, God knows, of the presence
Ladies from the ballet are celebrating their anniversary!

(a very plump man runs out on tiptoe, comically dressed up as a ballerina, i.e. with a bare torso, in a tutu, white socks and sneakers, a headband with a white feather on his head, he sings a song)

BALLERINA SONG

(to the tune “There is no better color when the apple tree blooms,
There is no better moment when my darling is walking”)

There's nothing better for ballet
Very small ballerinas!
But I don’t have the strength to carry me -
There is only one way out:
What will I wear?
All partners are on hand!
Then maybe I will
I'm in the lead roles!

To be my partner for the hero of the day
I wanted to have it!
Then we would be together
Fouette could twirl!
He turns me on so much
So it attracts me to itself,
That my soul is burning,
My whole soul is on fire!

(runs up on tiptoes to the hero of the day and kisses him)

HOST:
(addressing the ballerina)

We will ask the hero of the day
Let me dance with you!

(addresses the hero of the day):

Dear birthday boy!
Come out here quickly
Let's dance the swans dance!
Your partner is great!
You will make us happy!

(the hero of the day comes out and, together with the ballerina, dances, holding hands, the dance of little swans to the soundtrack, and if there is none, then the presenter herself will sing this famous melody)

HOST:

The birthday boy has a lot of talents,
But we opened another one!
For this we need to drink a little,
This is why we are all sitting here!

(they drink a toast to the talents of the birthday boy)

Sketch for a man's anniversary or birthday "Song of a non-drip faucet"

HOST:

Dear friends!
Our birthday boy master class!
He knows all the work!
And now he has a new guest
Dedicates confessions!
From all apartment plumbing
The non-drip faucet sings
And this guest is corporate
He won’t bend his soul!

(a non-drip faucet comes out - this is a man who can have a large water tap tied to his front belt)

SONG OF A NON-DRIPPING TAP

(to the tune of the song “We are not stokers, not carpenters”)

Not a fireman or a medic
You were born into this world, dear light!
And not even a plumber at all,
But that’s not a problem at all!

You know all the work at home,
You're a master at plumbing, too!
And you show concern
When suddenly something goes wrong!

Sorry, I often drip,
Mon cher ami, such is life, oh, life!
And no matter how big the salary
I can't run out of gaskets!

I am grateful to you, my dear,
Because I don’t walk around wet, I walk around!
And that’s why all day long
I hold the tap with a carrot!

And where, where is my little gram-
I want to congratulate you, you!
You are my savior, my salvation,
I tell you lovingly!

(they pour a glass for Kranik and he says a wish to the birthday boy)

WISH FROM THE TAP:

May everything be all right at home
And there will be plenty of money!
Excellent plumbing for you
And certainly happiness in life!

Sketch for an anniversary, a man’s birthday “Uninvited Guests”

(homeless Vanya and homeless woman Zina walk in with a cautious gait in poor clothes, knitted hats with holes on their heads, nets with empty bottles and a shoebox in their hands)

Zin! Look, what a miracle?
Everything is so clean and beautiful!
Apparently it's not in vain
We sneaked in on the sly!

Yes, Vanyushenka you are mine,
You and I are lucky!
We can already see from the garbage dumps
It will be very embarrassing to climb!

And look, this is the birthday boy,
Everything sparkles like fifty dollars!
He'll pour us a glass
Or, most likely, he will beat you!

ZINA (addressing the birthday boy):

Darling, don't swear,
Don't touch us with your hands!
Don’t look at our outfit -
We are good inside!

We, since this is the case,
We boldly give you a gift!
(takes out an empty bottle from the net and says):

Everything that is valuable to us
We will give it to you now!
If it gets a little tight,
And the salary will not help out -
Our crystal is always in price,
Believe me, my friend!
(gives an empty bottle and then says):

We do not suffer from stinginess,
We're giving you another gift!
(takes out a box from the net and takes out old holey slippers from it)

Picked up from a trash heap
We successfully have two sandals!
Don’t disdain, dress
Pour it one shot at a time!
(they give sandals and drink a glass, after which Zina, decisively waving her hand, says):

Okay, so be it
I can't shut up!
Since they didn’t kick us out of the drinking party,
Get your pants on!
(takes out family colorful underpants hidden in his bosom)

I wanted to give it to my husband
But we can see you will wear it!
(puts panties on the hero of the day and says):

The size is generally suitable,
You will look brilliant
In bed or on the beach!
I'm trembling with excitement!
Try them on now, dear friend,
And suddenly I was wrong!
(the hero of the day puts on underpants)

Well, thank God, everything is just right!
Let's drink to this again!
(glasses are poured and Vanya says a toast):

TOAST FROM UNINVITED GUESTS:

Live widely in Russian,
So that the crisis does not bother you!
Let's drink to this without any appetizers
A glass filled to the bottom!

Sketch for a man's anniversary or birthday "Turtle Song"

(Turtle comes out - a woman in large dark glasses, in a summer hat and with a basin - this is her shell. She lies on her left side on the floor, covered with a basin, resting her chin with her left hand, as if on the beach, and sings a song to the birthday boy)

SONG OF THE TURTLE

(to the tune of the cartoon turtle song)

I'm lying in the sun
And I look at Vovochka,
I just lie and lie
And I look at Vovochka!

I see Lyudochka sitting
And he’s watching Vovochka,
Everything is watching and watching,
Spoils Vova's appetite!

I see he is sitting and not drinking,
All dignity watches,
People, don't touch him
Let him do whatever he wants!

Today he is the hero of the day,
Repeal prohibition!
Your Vova is so good
You won't find anything better in the world!

Yes, and the guests are good,
They gobble it up with all their hearts!
I'm just lying there
I'm just following the process!

Everyone is sitting so modestly
They don't lie under tables,
I'm lying here alone
And I look soberly!

The guests hit everything,
They lean on the salad,
I'm just lying there
I’m just looking at the salad!

I see everyone is drinking vodka,
Yes, they chew cucumbers,
I'm just lying there
And I’m looking at the vodka!

Maybe they'll give it to me
And they will give you snacks,
And then I look here
I'll go on an empty stomach!

(they bring her a drink and a snack, before drinking, the Turtle finishes singing):

I'm holding a glass in my hands,
So now I’ll say a toast!
Always be young
Dear birthday boy!

Impromptu skit with guests “In a certain kingdom, in a certain state...”

SKETCH – IMPROMPT WITH GUESTS “IN A SOME KINGDOM, IN A SOME STATE” FOR A MAN’S ANNIVERSARY

HOST:

Dear guests! Now you and I, with the direct participation of our beloved birthday boy, will try to put on a small performance! You will each choose a role for yourself, except for the birthday boy and his beloved wife - I will assign a role for them myself. I will read the script - this is a comic fairy tale, and you, already knowing your role, will have to depict your actions with humor and make sounds if necessary.

(the presenter invites the guests to draw a ticket with a role, and the birthday boy and his wife herself assign the role of the king and queen; you need to prepare the crown for the king and queen in advance)

ROLES FROM THE FAIRY TALE:

TSAR
QUEEN
SERVANT BLOWING AWAY DUST
SERVANT BRINGING A GLASS
SERVANT TURNING TO BED
OFONASY – MASSAGE PROVIDER
KANGAROO MARSPAL (for this role, hang the bag in front)
GOOSE
CAT – PURSK
MOUSE
THE DOG BARBOS
SPARROW

HOST:

So let's begin! I will ask all participants to come out in a circle! I will read a fairy tale in which the king and queen are naturally our dear birthday boy and his beautiful life partner, and you, dear guests, do not forget to play your roles!

In what region - it is unknown, in what year - the king and his queen lived unheard of!
(they wear crowns on the birthday boy and his wife)

And that king had many different servants:
one servant blew away specks of dust and hair from him in the morning, another brought him a glass for dinner, and a third put him to sleep and rocked him to sleep! But that king had a favorite servant - Ofonasiy the massage therapist. He was very pleasing to the Tsar-Father, because he brought many pleasant minutes with his sophisticated massages! The king only shivered and squealed with pleasure! And after a pleasant massage, he always brought a glass to the diligent servant, and sometimes he himself used it for brotherhood with him for the coming sleep. So what to do! You need to keep your body in good shape, because his queen was very young and playful! The Tsar Father loved her so much! I pampered myself with various sweets and overseas dishes! Either he would kiss her rosy cheek, or he would hug her tightly, but what can I say - he carried her in his arms all day, and did not allow anyone else to do this, except perhaps his beloved servant - Ofonasy! In general, they lived amicably, there is nothing to say, and they had a lot of good things on the farm, they didn’t need all kinds of living creatures!
Marsupial kangaroo - the king hid a stash from the queen in her bag!
The clawed goose walked so importantly, and ga-ha-ha shouted its own incessantly, everyone was tired of it!
Well, they also had newborn animals! The cat Purr - from morning to evening he washed himself and maintained the acid-base balance in his body, so he didn’t catch mice, he was consuming Kitikat for a long time!
And even the Dog Barbos - he was running around and sniffing around, wanting to eat something!
In general, they kept a large animal, the only small one was a visiting sparrow - it kept jumping and chirping, but he didn’t know what he was chirping!
The king had a happy life, God forbid everyone!
And our fairy tale is over, well done to those who played in it!

Scene for the man's anniversary "Postman Pechkin"

HOST:
Dear birthday boy! A new guest has come to our holiday and he is already knocking on the doorstep!
(there is a knock on the door)

HOST:
Who's there?

ANSWER FROM BEHIND THE DOOR:
It's me, postman Pechkin! I brought telegrams for your birthday boy!
(postman Pechkin comes out with a mail bag containing telegrams
the birthday boy is wearing a hat with floppy ears on his head, like in a cartoon)

I'm mean by nature, actually.
Especially when I walk
But something didn't stop me
Come to the hero of the day's house today!
I appreciated the solemnity of the moment,
Threw away his harmfulness at the same hour,
I brought telegrams of compliments
For the hero of the day! I'll read them now!

(reads telegrams from celebrities):

I'll tell you, my friend, without laughing -
You are just super, just great!
On your anniversary Edita Piekha
Congratulates you with love!

You look like a real macho!
The male reflex is in full swing in you!
And that's great, otherwise
I wouldn’t write... (Grigory Leps)

You always look for talent in yourself
And there will be happiness, I give you my word!
And my word is a guarantor!
(With big greetings Alla Pugacheva!)

You are full, just like me,
Humor, ingenuity!
They say you are in your dreams
Make jokes like Galkin!
Always be like this!
(With respect Maxim).

You, my friend, have a Bulgarian flavor:
I'm used to working until it stops!
Handsome, smart, hot, always shaved!
That's why I love you! (Philip Kirkorov)

You are a young boy, no more,
A darling like me!
Basque Kolya sent you greetings.
Do not be discouraged, my soul!

(After reading the telegrams, Pechkin says):

Well, I have fulfilled my duty,
It's time to row back
But if someone filled the glass,
I would be very happy to have a drink!

(Pechkin is poured a glass and he makes a toast to the hero of the day):

Congratulations to the hero of the day,
I wish you happiness and joy!
In Prostokvashino to me
Come as if you were visiting family!

Scene for celebrating an anniversary or birthday "Landmarks for the apartment"

HOST:

Dear birthday boy, a representative of the state alcohol inspectorate, Senior Lieutenant Pokhmelkin, came to our party! And he did not come empty-handed! Meet our dear guest!

(Pokhmelkin comes out wearing a cap on which “State Alcohol Inspectorate” is written in large letters, in his hands he has 4 comic road signs)

POKHMELKIN:

I wish you good health, birthday citizen!
So that you don't get lost,
Know everything around the apartment,
Can be very useful
These signs, dear friend!
(shows comic signs drawn one by one and explains their meaning):

CAUTION SIGN CHILDREN CAN APPEAR HERE!”
(bed is drawn)

SIGNS “YOU ARE GOING ON THE RIGHT ROAD, COMRADE!”
(there are 2 of them, on one there is a toilet, on the other there is a bathtub, he gives at the same time)

Position indicators
To choose the right direction!
So that you don't get lost when you're asleep,
They weren't looking for a bath in the closet!

“PEASURING STATION” SIGN
(a fork and a spoon are drawn)

You will find some cool snacks here,
Everything you'll be happy to eat!
Just open the cabinet in the kitchen
Or take a look at the refrigerator!

SIGN “DO NOT TURN!”
(sofa and TV are drawn)

Set for contemplation,
For a break from all the problems,
This is where you will lie down
Not disturbed by anyone!

(after presenting all the signs he says):

POKHMELKIN:

So, dear birthday boy, now you will feel completely safe at home! And on this occasion I want to say a toast:

I wish everything goes well!
Let your home be bright and cozy!
And so that you never go astray,
I hope the signs come in handy!

Scene for the anniversary celebration "Italian Guest"

HOST:

Dear birthday boy, dear guests! Signor Nachihante came to us for the holiday from sunny Italy with his translator. No problem! Greet them with thunderous applause!
(an Italian comes out, wearing fashionable black glasses, a beautiful scarf thrown over his shoulder around his neck, in his hands a suitcase in which pasta is hidden, he came with a translator)

ITALIAN:

Ciao cocoa, jubilee grows up!

TRANSLATOR:

Hello, dear hero of the day!

ITALIAN:

Ciao cocoa, sesdanto parasite!

TRANSLATOR:

Hello, dear guests!

ITALIAN:

Italiano tourist, immoral appearance!

TRANSLATOR:

I came to you from sunny Italy!

ITALIAN:

Creeped diversanto passportino lost!

TRANSLATOR:

My path was long and difficult!

ITALIAN:

TRANSLATOR:

But I’m cheerful and cheerful and brought a whole suitcase of gifts!

ITALIAN:

Amore mia!

TRANSLATOR:

Dear hero of the day!

ITALIAN:

Signore guestione free!

TRANSLATOR:

Dear guests!

ITALIAN:

Macarone na ushanto mon señore navesanto!

TRANSLATOR:

Listen to me carefully!

ITALIAN:

Bravissimo spaghetti! The stomach is purring in the morning!

TRANSLATOR:

The most satisfying food is Italian spaghetti!

ITALIAN:

Neotdanto nizachtone italiano macaroni!

TRANSLATOR:

Therefore, I am happy to give the birthday boy a pack of Italian spaghetti!

(gives a pack of spaghetti)

ITALIAN:

Neprosinte beg nizachtonte neodamo!

TRANSLATOR:

I don’t feel at all sorry to give everything I have!

ITALIAN:

Wish you a great anniversary!
Don't worry about a hangover in the morning!

TRANSLATOR:

I wish the hero of the day good health!

ITALIAN:

Pozhelanto jubilyaro kapustyano doloranto!

TRANSLATOR:

I also wish that there will always be a lot, a lot of money!

ITALIAN:

Oprokinto nemeshanto un momento free!

TRANSLATOR:

If they offer me a drink for the hero of the day, I will not refuse!

Sketch for a man's anniversary "Congratulations from a lightly salted cucumber"

HOST:

Congratulate the birthday boy
The brave fellow is eager!
Let me introduce you:
Lightly salted cucumber!

(a man comes out dressed as a cucumber, i.e. he has a long green cap on his head, a bindweed made of artificial leaves can be hung on his neck, he sings a song to the hero of the day):

SONG OF SIGHTLY SALTED CUCUMBER:

(to the tune “Let pedestrians run clumsily through the puddles”):

You sit like a cucumber
And a beautiful suit
You put it on this morning!
Celebrating your birthday
You invite everyone to the table,
So it’s time for me to sing a song!

I'm a pickled cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing like a weakling,
Your own song!

You are beautiful and so am I!
You and I are alike
Just like two peas in a pod!
Have a snack, in Russian
There's no better snack -
Without me, there’s no way!

I'm a pickled cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing like a weakling,
Your own song!

I wish you
On this anniversary day
Be well done always and everywhere!
And of course I wish
You will fulfill it, I know
May you always hold on like a cucumber!

I'm a pickled cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing like a weakling,
Your own song!

Dear birthday boy!
On your wonderful birthday
I give you pickles!

(gives a comic gift - a small jar of cucumbers)

Anniversary skit "New Russian grandmothers"

HOST:

Dear hero of the day, dear guests! The always welcome, cheerful New Russian grandmothers came to visit us! Let's greet them with thunderous applause!

(two men dressed up as grandmothers come out and take turns performing ditties)

I fell in love with the hero of the day,
It's breathtaking!
Don't look, my friend, that I'm old,
I'm a cool young man!

You, my friend, forgot to know,
What a year you are!
Look how much you messed up
Sand is falling from behind!

Don't scold me, friend,
Don't envy me for nothing!
And I will find you a friend,
Grandfather, to put it simply!

Why am I an old grandfather?
I'm younger than you!
Maybe he'll give you a compliment
My birthday too!

Oh, let's not argue
On this holiday!
He doesn’t want to quarrel us at all
Our hero of the day, boy!

Our dear hero of the day,
We are all glad to see you!
Have a drink with you
Rewards are more important to us!

SINGING TOGETHER:

Congratulations, congratulations,
We will not tire of congratulating you!
And we wish you everything
Never get tired!

Sketch of congratulations for a birthday or anniversary

CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE ESSENTIAL ITEM - IRON.
(Congratulates a man dressed up as an iron. For example, you can attach a long cord with a plug to his back)

Dear birthday girl!
I fell in love with you, my friend,
Seriously hot!
Let me stroke you
I will smooth out all your problems!
(approaches the birthday girl to stroke her)

And now I will give advice,
You’ll give me a drink for this later!
So that life goes smoothly,
You need to have fun!

And to be smooth,
The husband is obliged to fatten!
To make life sweeter,
Stroke your husband's back more often!

And for ironing and ironing
Take me as your girlfriend!
To smooth out the situation,
We need to settle everything peacefully!

The anniversary went smoothly
We need a drink for order!
Eh! While I was talking
It's cooled down a little!

Hold me now
I'm warm, believe me!
(the birthday girl hugs the iron)
Now accept your gifts
Pour us a glass each!

Sketch "Fortune telling on a magic egg" for the anniversary

(a gypsy comes out with a bag in which fortune telling eggs are hidden - kinder surprises, their number according to the number of guests or one for the hero of the day, if it is an anniversary)

GYPSY:
Look your fate in the face
I'll give you the opportunity
Let everyone choose an egg
Forgetting about the title and position!
To what's hidden inside
Take a closer look
I'll help you solve it,
What will happen next year!

(each person in turn, or one hero of the day, takes an egg out of the bag, breaks the peel, and the gypsy impromptu guesses from the contents of the kinder surprise)

BIRTHDAY SKETCH “DONNA ROSA FROM BRAZIL”

(she has a curly wig and a hat on her head, in her left hand is a small handbag with a bottle of vodka sticking out of it, in her right hand is a gift - a bouquet of health, these are various fruits and vegetables pinned on twigs. It’s funnier if a man is dressed up)

From sunny Brazil
I will give you a gift!
I ask everyone to have a drink,
I want to give a speech!
It's your birthday
It looks just great!
And that's why now
I will give her this order:
For good health
She lasted for 100 years
It is necessary to fulfill the condition -
Eat the bouquet with gusto!
Everything in the bouquet is mine!
I'll tell you about him:
Apple - may you always be like this pouring apple!
Pear - and these, my dear, are sweet pears for eyes to see and ears to hear!
Carrots - I don’t mind sweet carrots for you, so that you never frown!
Onion - and this is a Brazilian onion for you, so that no one can bring you to tears!
I give you a banana, as a guarantee of sexual opportunities, so that there are no difficulties!

Dear birthday girl, I invite you to Brazil! There are a lot of wild monkeys in our forests.
And, by the way, their favorite dish is banana!

SKETCH – CONGRATULATIONS FROM AN INDIGENOUS RESIDENT OF CHUKOTKA:

(he has a shaggy hat on his head, fur on his shoulders, speaks with a Chukchi accent)

In our camp, however,
Every dog ​​knows
What is Jubilee-
That's a lot of guests!
So that everyone has enough
I wish it were:
Lots of fish, venison,
Bread and butter, sturgeon,
And, of course, milk!
Well, that's all for now!
Oh! However, I forgot
Didn't hand over the document!

On behalf of our entire camp, I present the birthday girl with a perpetual License for the right to hunt for any man she likes, as well as permission to catch them with a fishing rod and shoot them with her eyes!

Sketch "Leader of the Savages" for the anniversary and retirement

Presenter: Dear birthday boy! From far, far away, islands lost in the ocean, a leader of savages named Kakbudtone-everyone has come to you for your anniversary. He arrived not alone, but with one of his beloved wives. As if everyone everywhere really wants to congratulate you and give you a gift from your tribe.

Meet our dear guests!

(the leader of the savages comes out with his wife - these are two dressed up men, one of whom is taller and healthier than the other - this is the leader’s beloved wife. Both are wearing curly black wigs, loincloths with a bare torso. The leader has a large ring in his nose, colored clothespins on his ears , wearing funny panties. The man-wife is wearing artificial breasts from a joke store, or just a bra. Both have large bright beads on their necks that can be made from bottle caps. The leader’s wife periodically asks her husband for permission to kiss the birthday boy: “Dear, “Can I kiss him.” And the leader, interrupting his speech, answers her “Padazhda, looking for a wound”).

Leader (speaks broken Russian):

Gift to the birthday boy (NAME)
- 2185 moons have passed since you killed us with your destruction! (count how many days ago the birthday boy was born)
- And today you are piracy with your life and, I don’t care about this word, you’re going to get a pension.
- We don’t know what a pension is, but they told us that it’s a terrible thing: whether you want a hard worker or a vacationer.
- Looking for Miklouho-Maclay, she told us: “A hard worker is not a wolf, not a runaway into the jungle.”
- So we live in the type of strong savage health, we rest more and travel better, better than a savage, wakes up cheaper.
- And patam mi we give you a “savage” (or “traveler”) patchport, these crusts can be purchased at a joke store, enclosing in them a piece of paper designed as the first page of a passport with the data and photograph of the birthday person) and we invite you to visit our place!

(addresses his wife):

Well, you can kiss the tipper, it’s not much use!
(the leader's wife kisses the birthday boy)

Be always, everywhere we go,
We are waiting for you to visit our tribe!
Happy anniversary!

Skits for children as home entertainment are always interesting, useful, and creative. Prepared as role-playing games, dramatizations of fairy tales, life stories, and riddles develop children's artistry and provide an outlet for emotions. Participation in the preparation and performance of skits involves children in the creative process and strengthens self-confidence. In addition, staging and participating in skits for children is the best way to show independence. And the joint creative work of children and parents on a production is the best activity for a friendly family.

The benefits of funny skits for children

1. For home use, humorous sketches on various topics have proven themselves to be the best. They are popular with children because they do not require such a display of acting skills, as, for example, in a mini-play. The desire to act out a funny miniature to make the viewer laugh will reveal all the child’s hidden talents. In addition, funny scenes for children will help:

• get rid of fears and timidity;
• develop memory;
• express emotions;
• increase self-esteem;
• take a creative approach to the design and execution of the scene.

2. Children are more willing to take on scenes related to their daily life and habits, for example, a comic meeting with a friend; what can happen to a candy lover; How does a child behave who is late everywhere or constantly loses something? Such performances help children look at their qualities from the outside. In addition, even without special artistic abilities, a short funny miniature can be shown to guests during the holiday and invited to participate.

3. Ideal for preschool children are short skits that imitate the life and habits of animals that children love and know well (cats, dogs, tiger cubs, monkeys). Preschool children with flexibility and spontaneity will easily portray their favorite characters. This activity expands preschool children’s knowledge about the world around them.

How to prepare funny scenes at home

Few parents use this type of creativity in home education, but absolutely everyone loves it when their children perform in kindergarten during the holidays. However, in order for the performance to always be a pleasant event for both the child and the adult, you need to teach your child to perform. Skits for children are great for this purpose. Where to start for parents who would like to make small theatrical scenes on weekends for the whole family a home tradition.

• The main thing is to ensure the child’s participation in preparing for the performance. You should come up with costumes and props, draw up a script, and choose a location for the scene together with your son or daughter.
• You can find the text of the words on the Internet, in a book with scripts, or come up with it yourself. The best indicator of proper preparation will be the absence of imposition of ideas or coercion to perform a particular task.
• When showing a skit at home, the responsibility to “ignite” the child with creativity falls entirely on the parents. It is recommended to start with joint performances in which children and parents participate.
• Games, including role-playing ones, will be a good help for developing creative abilities.
• After children have mastered performance skills, they gradually move on to performances by little artists without the participation of parents.

In order to prepare for the presentation, participants must:

• learn words;
• pronounce them as expressively as possible;
• use gestures and facial expressions;
• conduct 1-2 rehearsals.

When preparing a skit, parents need to:

• Choose a topic so that the child is sure that he chose it.
• Prepare the props together with your child.
• Learn words together.
• Provide a role model when performing a role.
• Show restraint and patience if the child fails to portray the character the first time.

The interest and desire of children and parents to participate in funny funny scenes is a guarantee of a successful performance in front of the audience.

Types of funny scenes

They can easily turn into a funny dramatization:

• Fairy tales, fables, stories remade in a modern way. Ideal for home dramatizations are funny works in which the plot quickly develops and there is dialogue between the characters. These can be both folk and original fairy tales and stories, for example, I. Krylov’s “The Monkey and the Glasses”, “Dragonfly and the Ant”, K. Chukovsky’s “The Buzzing Fly”, “The Cockroach”, “Telephone”; S. Marshak “The Three Little Pigs”, “Luggage”, “He’s so absent-minded...”; A. Tolstoy "The Wolf and the Little Goats"; N. Nosova “Mishkina Porridge”, “Living Hat”; G. Oster "Bad advice" and many others. It all depends on the creativity and interest of the parents, who will be able to adapt the text of the work to the family events and habits of the child.
• Mixed tales (mix of different texts). For example, based on the famous ones: “Kolobok”, “Little Red Riding Hood”, “The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats”, “The Little Thumb”. The dramatization can be the actions of heroes from different fairy tales, united by one plot. In such a scene, impromptu is successfully used, adults begin to improvise, and children continue.
• Funny stories from everyday life. Children look very funny in the role of adults. Preschoolers, in turn, like to copy and imitate adults. You can swap family roles and improvise funny home stories: a trip to the country, a trip to the zoo, meeting your grandmother, mom’s cosmetics. Here, for example, is how in a kindergarten they act out scenes based on home stories, which allow adults to look at the upbringing of their children from the outside.

• Funny songs, ditties, poems. The poems of E. Uspensky, G. Oster, A. Barto, B. Zakhoder are well performed. For example, these:

B. Zakhoder

We've got a mischief maker.
The whole family is grieving.
In the apartment from his mischief
There is literally no life!

O. Matytsina

The cat ate sausages in the morning,
An hour later, again at the bowl:
- Meow meow! - I hear again,
- I would like something meaty!
- You'll burst, dear cat!

Or ditties:

In the morning to mother our Mila
She gave me two candies.
I barely had time to give it,
She immediately ate them herself.

Grandfather taught a mouse to write,
And what came out was scribbles.
The mouse got a deuce.
And both cried bitterly.

I taught my sister Masha:
“You need to eat porridge with a spoon!”
Eh! I taught in vain -
I got hit in the forehead with a spoon.

• The plot for the sketch can be stories from “Jumble” or your favorite cartoon.

Examples of comic skits for children 5-7 years old

When choosing a skit for a child, you need to take into account his age. The younger the preschooler, the shorter it should be. Experts consider the ideal age for theatrical activities to be 5-7 years. In addition to age, the personal qualities of children should be taken into account. If the baby is shy, he may not be able to play the leading role right away. You should start by choosing a role based on your temperament and abilities. Then they gradually move on to more complex roles and miniatures.

"Alone at home"

Comic miniature

To prepare skits of this kind, it is good to use “Bad Advice” by Grigory Oster or an impromptu on this topic. The props for this scene can be a small table covered with a tablecloth to the floor. Below it are the necessary items, which during the show, participants take out from their side of the table and place on the table. If it is possible to use old things for props, it is recommended to “cook the dish” for real.

1st: If you stayed at home
Alone without parents

2nd: I can offer you
An interesting game.

1st: Titled "The Brave Chef"
Or "The Brave Cook".

2nd: The essence of the game is cooking
All kinds of delicious dishes.

1st: I suggest for a start
Here's a simple recipe:

2nd: Need to wear daddy's shoes (takes it out from under the table and puts it on the table)
Pour out my mother’s perfume (takes out a bottle from under the table and puts it on the table),

1st: And then these boots
Lubricate with shaving cream (takes out a tube and puts it next to it),

2nd: And, watering them with fish oil (takes out a large bottle with a sticker, puts it on)
With black ink in half (shows a bottle of ink/jar of gouache, places it next to it),

1st: Throw into the soup that mom
I prepared it in the morning (take out the pan and place it on the table).

2nd: And cook with the lid closed
Exactly seventy minutes.

Both participants in chorus: You’ll find out what happens,
When the adults come.

Fable by I. Krylov “The Crow and the Fox”

Theatrical game

Performed in two persons, the text of the words is as in the original. You can add humorous notes to the fox and crow costumes. For example, a fox can be imagined as a forest robber. At the end of the fable, in response to the fox’s request to sing, the crow takes the cheese out of its beak and says: “I sing with dignity in baritone and falsetto at the Bolshoi Theater. This is not the place for a concert."

Scene “Morning porridge”

Miniature which can be played by children of different ages together with their parents

Mom in the role of daughter, sitting at the table. Son/daughter as mother in an apron.
Details: porridge in a plate, spoon.

Daughter: What's for breakfast? Porridge again?

Mother: Yes, useful Hercules.

Daughter: I won't eat it.

Mother: Porridge gives you strength! Fill your mouth with it quickly!

Daughter: Better give me a sandwich!

Mother: Well, come on, a spoonful. (Gives porridge from a spoon into your mouth). This is to be strong. (The daughter sits with her mouth pouting, does not swallow the porridge, shakes her head). To be beautiful! (Swallows. The daughter doesn’t let me put the next spoon in her mouth, she doesn’t open her mouth, she shakes her head. The porridge stains her cheeks and mouth.)

Daughter: Tired of porridge! (Mom quickly puts the spoon in her mouth.)

Mother: Smart and happy! (Opens mouth, swallows.) And as soon as you chew the porridge, you’ll immediately go outside.

The daughter swallows the porridge and runs away.

Mother: Oh, these persuasions, arguments and quarrels over porridge (Wipes his forehead, shakes his head). It takes so much effort to feed a child.

"Grandmothers at the entrance"

Dramatization for older preschoolers. The scene will be more interesting if the grandmothers in headscarves are portrayed by two boys or a father and son.

1st grandmother: Oh, Semyonovna, the grandchildren are already going to school!

2nd grandmother: Oh, Fedotovna, first grade already! We've got enough to do now!

1st: Oh, it’s scary, maybe someone will offend them! No adult will see...

2nd: And we will protect them and not give them offense. We will take them to school and carry their schoolbags!

1st: In order for our grandchildren to study well, we need to work hard.

2nd: Sign up for a sports gym and do some fitness building.

1st: Buy a computer, study it, and then teach lessons.

2nd: Drive a car and roller skate, and don’t get bored and grab your heart.

1st: Oh, the grandchildren are growing up so quickly, look at the institute!

2nd: Let's go, Fedotovna, get ready for school.

They get up from the bench and in unison read:

Lukomorye has a green maple,
An omelette hangs on the maple tree.
Both day and night the dog is a scientist
Sits and guards the maple tree.

"About foreign languages"

The miniature can be imagined as a theatrical game for younger preschool children. To do this, you need to select appropriate soft toys for which children will speak.

Kitty: Meow meow! This is ma-ma.

Puppy: You read it wrong. It says woof-woof. This is definitely ma-ma.

Piglet: I'll read it from the ABC book. It says oink-oink. It means ma-ma.

All participants in chorus: All the power is in foreign languages!

In a similar way, you can act out comic scenes from cartoons. If adults teach a child how to properly drive a toy and speak for it, such short miniatures will become a favorite game for children.

"I do not want to study"

A re-enactment for older preschoolers who are about to enter school.

Vova: If I were a minister,
I would close all schools.
And to all the children instead of school
Allowed to play on the computer
Ride a hoverboard
Or do nothing.
Play, walk and have fun,
And there is no need to study at school.
(Sits on a chair, plays on the phone. A fairy with a magic wand appears unnoticed on the sidelines. Vova doesn’t see her. She props her head up with her hand and falls asleep.)

Fairy: I am a fairy and the wishes of preschool children
In honor of the holiday, I will easily perform it.
Kohl Vova wants to be a minister
He will be. (waves his wand) One! Two!
(The fairy leaves. The king runs out in anger.)

King: Where is the minister? (Vova wakes up screaming)
We have a war here! The hordes are coming here!
How to repel an attack? How to protect the kingdom?

Vova(surprised): Am I a minister? That's it!
So what if it’s war!
There are tanks, planes and we are not afraid of war!

King: We don’t have that! This needs to be built! (Spreads his hands)
We need to count the troops and place them clearly in their places!
Check gold reserves,
Distribute the costs, otherwise bankruptcy awaits us!

Vova confused: I’m not a minister, I’m just Vova.
I still can’t read or count.

King: Well, you go to school, right?

Vova: No, I closed the schools... when I was still a minister.

The king runs away: Let's save ourselves! Let's run!

Vova: But I really want to study. I will never be lazy!
I will read books and solve difficult problems!

All participants appear in front of the audience.
In chorus: Everyone really needs schools!
Knowledge is always important!

"Magic Paw"

Theatrical game

You can sew a “magic paw” for this game yourself. She looks like a rag doll on her hand. If it is not possible to sew, the “magic paw” is imitated using an ordinary hand according to imagination. The essence of the miniature is the magical transformation of the owner of such a paw. From timid to decisive, from small to big and vice versa. The paw can serve as an assistant and advisor, ask questions and ask for anything. Parents play out the role of the “magic paw” with their child in ordinary everyday situations.
The listed examples can be diluted with improvisation and adapted for each specific child and specific case.

Performing in front of an audience, even if it is grandparents, always causes excitement for the participants and organizers. Some useful tips to help you stage a skit so that everyone is happy.

1. Everyone is in a good holiday mood - the actors are less nervous.
2. If the child has forgotten the text, you need to prompt him in a whisper.
3. If you mishandle the props, you need help.
4. Spectators should clap and encourage the participants in the scene with laughter.
5. At the end of the miniature - applause, or better yet, prizes.
6. Adult support from the beginning to the end of the entire creative process consolidates success and stimulates further creativity.

There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the sketch - from your own idea to an already existing idea. You can write your own script based on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for a finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.

18 Mar 2012

02 Jun 2012

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Read on for the continuation of this scene.

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):

We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaks):

Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!

Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.

The skit “Whose help is better?”

King.

Alina, Polina, Evelina are the daughters of the king.

King(to daughters). Today I walked through our palace and was simply horrified: a complete mess! Books are lying on the floor, shoes are on the windowsills, and clothes are on the beds! And everywhere there are candy wrappers! So I decided to start cleaning today. And I want to ask you: how will you help me?

Alina. This is how I will help. When you start cleaning, I will turn on the record player and put on your favorite record “Kings Can Do Anything.” This fun song will have you cleaning in no time!

Pauline. I'd better turn on the TV. The program “Visiting a Fairy Tale” will be shown there. I will watch it carefully and retell everything to you. And you will clean the entire palace fabulously quickly!

King(turning to Evelina with a sigh). What will you turn on?

Evelina. I'll turn on the vacuum cleaner. No, first I'll put all the things in their places. Then I’ll take a broom and sweep away all the trash. Then I will remove the dust with a vacuum cleaner. After this, I will wipe the window sills and all furniture with a damp cloth. And when everything is clean, we will all sit down together and watch TV.

King. Well, now I found out that I only have one real assistant!

Scene “At the Doctor’s”

Characters

A student with a briefcase stands in front of the doctor's office. He is undecided.

Student. What to do? To go or not to go? What if he kicks you out? No I'm not going. Yes, but what about the test? No, we have to go. Was not! (He takes a towel out of his briefcase and ties it around his head. Then he knocks on the door.)

Doctor. Yes, yes, come in!

Student(enters). Can?

Doctor(writes something, then stops writing, looks at the student). Come in, come in, sit down. What are you complaining about?

Student. Feeling very unwell.

Doctor. Specifically, what hurts?

Student. Head. Stomach. My ear is blocked. I don't hear anything and I don't understand anything. Then there is dizziness, blood pressure and palpitations.

Doctor. The temperature is?

Student. Yes, yes! Thirty eight and eight. Or forty-four and four. I do not remember.

Doctor. It's clear. Do you remember your last name?

Student. No, I don’t remember... I forgot.

Doctor. And forgot your name too?

Student. Yeah. And patronymic. Because my head hurts.

Doctor. I also forgot what class you are in and what school?

Student. Class... I think sixth grade. And I completely forgot about school.

Doctor. OK. Open your horn wider and say: “Ah-ah.”

Student. Ah-algebra.

Doctor. What is "algebra"? Is there a test today?

Student. No, tomorrow. Oh, no, I don't remember.

Doctor. Hmm yeah. (Looks at the student over his glasses.) A very difficult case! You can't go to school. I'll have to stay at home for two weeks.

Student(delighted). At home?

Student. What about English?

Doctor. It is forbidden!

Student. What about geography?

Doctor. In no case!

Student. Can I go to the cinema?

Doctor. Didn't I say? Necessarily! Twice a day - morning and afternoon!

Student. Thank you very much!

Doctor. Cheers! All. You can go.

Student. Goodbye. Oh, and a certificate?

Doctor. What certificate?

Student. Exemption from school. You didn't give it to me!

Doctor. Ah, liberation. No, unfortunately, nothing will work out!

Student. Why?

Doctor. How can I write you a certificate if I don’t know your first or last name, or the school where you study!

Student. Oh, I think I'm starting to remember.

Doctor. Well done! What's the last name?

Student. Kitties.

Student. Vasya! That is, Vasily Egorovich.

Doctor. Very good, now remember your class, school.

Student. Sixth “b” grade, school number twenty-five.

Doctor. Now remember about algebra.

Student. What algebra?

Doctor. About the one on which there is a test tomorrow. Do you remember?

Student. I remembered.

Doctor. Amazing! See how quickly you recovered for me! And you don’t even need any certificate! Or is it still necessary? For the headmaster of school number twenty-five?

Student. No need.

Doctor. Then bye. Kotikov Vasily Egorovich. Yes, don’t forget to take the turban off your head, it doesn’t suit you!

The student takes the towel off his head and leaves.

Scene “Grandmothers and grandchildren”

Characters

Two grandmothers.

First grandmother. Hello, my dear! Let's go for a walk in the park.

Second grandmother. Why, I haven’t done my homework yet.

First grandmother. Which lessons?

Second grandmother. Nowadays it’s fashionable to do homework for your grandchildren. I want to try it, although it’s probably not pedagogical.

First grandmother. Why is this not pedagogical? Yes, I’ve been doing homework for my grandchildren all my life. If you have anything, ask me, I have a lot of experience.

Second grandmother. Well, if it’s not difficult, check how I learned the poem: “By the Lukomorye there is a green oak tree, a golden chain on that oak tree...”

First grandmother. So good.

Second grandmother. “...Both day and night, a learned dog...”

First grandmother. What other dog?

Second grandmother. Well, I don't know what breed he is, maybe a Doberman Pinscher?

First grandmother. Yes, not a dog, but a learned cat! Understood?

Second grandmother. Ahh, I got it, I got it! Well, then I’ll start first: “Near the Lukomorye there is a green oak tree, a golden chain on that oak tree, day and night a learned cat... goes to the grocery store with a string bag.”

First grandmother. With what string bag? Which grocery store? Learn the poem again.

Second grandmother. Oh, I still have so many lessons! One grandson is in the sixth grade, and the other is in the first. His teacher asked him to bring the cash register to school.

First grandmother. Which cash register? From the store, or what? Don't involve me in this matter!

Second grandmother. Well, what does this have to do with the store? The cash register is the alphabet. Okay, I’ll do it myself, and you help me solve the problem.

First grandmother. So... (takes the textbook, reads) “... two pipes are connected to the bathtub...” Remember, in order to solve the problem, you need to clearly imagine what it says. “There are two rough connections connected to the bathroom...” - did you imagine?

Second grandmother. Yes, yes, I did.

First grandmother.“...Water pours in through one, pours out through the other.” Did you imagine?

Second grandmother. Presented! (Running away.) I imagined!

First grandmother. Wait! Where are you running to?

Second grandmother. The water is pouring out! Maybe the whole floor will be flooded...

First grandmother. Calm down. In fact, the water does not pour out. This is only mentioned in the problem! Now tell me, when will the bath be filled?

Second grandmother. It will never be filled. They said it themselves - the water doesn’t flow...

First grandmother. Goodbye. You will go to the hospital with you. And my homework has not yet been done: I need to conduct an experiment in botany - grow beans.

Second grandmother. Oh, yes, yes, I remember you took beans from me.

First grandmother. Why, these beans are not growing! Apparently of poor quality...

Second grandmother. How low quality? Well, do good to people! You could say that she tore the beans away from herself and took them out of the soup.

First grandmother. Wait, wait, how - from soup? It turns out I was the one who grew the boiled beans? Thank you for being friendly...

Second grandmother. Well, I didn’t know why you needed beans, don’t be offended!

First grandmother. What do you think, if you and I continue to study so hard, maybe they’ll give us some kind of grade?

Second grandmother(whispers). Between us, it has already been installed.

First grandmother. Yes? And what is the assessment?

Second grandmother."Kol"!

First grandmother. Why such a bad rating?

Second grandmother. Because we are minding our own business.

First grandmother. Adults do everything for the children, and then they are surprised: “Oh, they are growing up with little white hands!..”

The old ladies are leaving.

Scene “The Enchanted Letter”

Characters

Denis. One day Alenka, Mishka and I were playing in the yard. It was before the New Year. A Christmas tree was brought to our yard. She lay there big, furry, and smelled so deliciously of frost that we stood there like fools and smiled. And suddenly Alenka said:

Alenka. Look, there are DETECTIVES hanging on the Christmas tree!

Denis. Mishka and I just rolled!

bear. Oh, I'll die laughing! Detective!

Denis. Well, it gives: detective work!

Bear. The girl is five years old, but she says “detective.” Oh, I can't! Oh, I feel bad! Oh, water! Give me some water quickly! I'm about to faint! (Falls and laughs.)

Denis. Oh, I even started hiccupping from laughter! Ick! Ick! I'll probably die now! The girl is already five years old, soon to be married off, and she is a detective!

Alenka(offended). Did I say correctly! It’s my tooth that has fallen out and is whistling. I want to say “detective”, but I whistle “detective”.

bear. Just think! Her tooth fell out!.. I have three that have fallen out and one that is loose, but I still speak correctly. Listen here: giggles! What? Isn't that great? GIGGLES! I can even sing:

Mikhail clubfoot

Walking through the forest

Khykhki collects

And he puts it in his pocket.

Alenka(shouting). Ah-ah-ah! Wrong! Hooray! You say “hykhki”, but you should say “detective”!

bear. No, you have to - “hey”!

Alenka. No, detectives!

Bear. No, heck!

Alenka. No, detectives! (Obarevut.)

Denis. I laughed so hard that I even got hungry. I'll go home now. These are the weirdos! Why are they arguing so much, since both are wrong? It's a very simple word. No “sleuths”, no “huffs”, but short and clear: “fucks”! That's all.

Based on materials from the film magazine “Yeralash”

Sketch “Day of Helping Parents”

Characters

Anton. Mother.

Three of Anton's classmates.

Anton appears on the stage. He wipes off the dust with a rag, sweeps the floor with a brush, while dancing and singing: “My baby, I miss you...”.

Mom comes in wearing outerwear and freezes in place.

Mother. Anton, what happened?

Anton. Nothing happened, mom. Let me help you undress. (Helps me take off my jacket.)

Mom enters the room and notices that the dust has been wiped off.

Mother. Have you wiped off the dust? Myself?

Anton. Myself.

Mother. Tell me honestly, Anton, what happened?

Anton. Nothing happened.

Mother. Am I called to school?

Anton. No...

Mom walks around the room and notices that the floor has been swept.

Mother. Have you swept the floor? Myself?! Incredible... (Puts her hand to her forehead, checking to see if she has a fever.)

Anton. Mom, don't worry. I washed the dishes and did my homework.

Mother. I did my homework... I beg you, Anton, tell me what happened? (Grabs his heart and sits down on a chair.)

Anton. Well, I’m telling you: nothing happened! The doorbell rings. Three children enter.

1st. Good evening! How was Helping Parents Day?

2nd. So, cleanliness, order. Wiped off the dust, swept the floor...

3rd(opens the magazine). Check mark! (Ticks the box with a pencil.)

Anton. Helping Parents Day, Helping Parents Day! Look what your Helping Parents Day has brought people to! (Points to mom.)

Children surround their mother on all sides.

1st(vigorously). Valerian! Water! (Counts the drops.) 23, 24, 25! (Gives mom a drink.) How nervous all mothers are! It was necessary to first explain that this was just for one day and tomorrow everything would be the same!

Sketch “About the kitten who couldn’t read”

Characters

Yasha is a kitten.

One day Murka's cat, Yasha's mother, said to the kitten:

Murka. It's time for you, Yasha, to learn to read.

Yasha. I'll still have time!

Murka. There's no point in being lazy. Let's start right now. Sit down, I'll show you the letters.

Yasha reluctantly sits down.

Murka. Let's start with the simplest letter - "O". (Shows the letter "O".)

Yasha. Some kind of circle...

Murka. Yes, it looks like a circle. This letter is called "O". Repeat!

Yasha. This letter is called "O". What words contain this letter?

Murka. In many. For example, in the words “cat” and “cat”. (Shows cards with words written on them.)

Yasha. What about the word “kitten”?

Murka. And in the word “kitten” there are even two letters “O”. Here look. (Shows a card with a written word.)

Yasha. See see! Two mugs! How about three? Are there three letters "O" in words?

Murka. Certainly. There is such a good word - “milk”. (Shows card.)

Yasha. Is it true! Three whole circles! Does the word “ice cream” have this letter?

Murka. Eat. And also three. Here look. (Shows card.)

Yasha. Good word! And in two ice creams, that means there are six letters “O”. And at three...

Murka. Don't talk nonsense! And in general, we don’t have arithmetic now! That's all for today. Go for a walk!

Yasha. What a good letter! And it happens in the best words! And the most delicious!

Yasha approaches the screen on which hangs a sign with the inscription: “Caution! Angry dog!"

Yasha. What a beautiful sign! And there are three words written on it... And in the first word there are whole... one, two, three, four... Wow!

As many as four letters "O"! Wow! There must be something very tasty or pleasant here!..

The kitten looks behind the screen. A deafening bark can be heard from there. Yasha jumps out from behind the screen, tears off the sign and runs to his mother.

Murka(seeing Yasha excited). What happened to you? Why are you so disheveled and shaking all over? What's happened?

Yasha. Mom, I was walking, I saw a fence, there was a beautiful sign hanging on the fence (hands the sign to mom), three words were written on it, and in the first word there were as many as four letters “O”! I thought that there must be something very tasty or pleasant there...

Murka. So! I understand everything! This is what happens when you can't read! Do you know what is written on this sign? "Carefully! Angry dog!".

Yasha. Yes, it’s written correctly, the dog is really angry... You know what, mom, let’s learn the rest of the letters!

Sketch “Word Game”

Characters

Petya is a son.

Two boys - one older, the other younger - go on stage and sit on chairs. In hands - pictures and pencils.

Peter. Dad, draw me something.

Dad. No, we will take turns drawing and playing words at the same time.

Peter. Like this?

Dad. That's how. We will come up with words starting with some letter and depict these words with pictures. Let's take the letter "P" for example. I start. (Draws a briefcase and shows.)

Peter. It's clear. And I’ll draw... (draws a steam locomotive).

Dad. Well done! The locomotive is like a real one! And I came up with this... (draws and shows a belt).

Peter. But you can't wear a belt! He doesn't start with the letter "P"!

Dad. And this is not a belt, but a belt!

Peter. Great idea! Then I’ll draw... (draws and shows a cat).

Dad. But you can’t have a cat, it doesn’t start with the letter “P”!

Peter. And this is not just a cat, but Fluff!

Dad. Oh, you cunning one! Fine. I will draw... (draws and shows a portrait).

Peter. Who is this?

Dad. It's nobody. It's just a portrait.

Peter. Great. And I’ll draw... (draws and shows his uncle).

Dad. And who is this?

Peter. It's nobody. This is just a passerby.

Dad. Well done! And I'll draw a parrot. (Draws and shows.)

Peter. Great! And I'll draw a penguin. (Draws and shows.)

Dad. Look. (Shows the boy shown in the picture.)

Peter. Who is this? If it's a boy, it doesn't count.

Dad. Didn't you find out? After all, it’s Petya, that is, you!

Peter. Now I know! And I’ll draw... (draws and shows his uncle).

Dad. Who is this? If it's an uncle, it doesn't count!

Peter. Didn't you find out? It's dad, that is, you!

Dad. Now I know. And here's what I came up with. (Draws and shows a woman.) This is our mother. I drew her because she is a teacher and teaches singing.

Peter. Great! And this is what I came up with! (Draws and shows a calendar.)

Dad. Calendar? Why?

Dad. Right. And on this day we will present her... (draws a gift and flowers).

Peter. A gift is understandable. And the flowers? They don't start with the letter "P"...

Dad. So what? Mom will be pleased anyway!